Misc Naked Hairstylists? Business Concept?

Ari FAUXbia · 11-07-2008, 03:39 PM

Ok, I went to get my fat head of hair cut today, and now I am looking all fresh.

Well, the young lady who cut my hair was a very attractive Latino and Asian combination, named Veronica. In fact, the hair cover sheet she put over me, was nearly the size of a three ring circus main tent. She had to be impressed.

Anyway, I was thinking... naked hairstylists? If you pay $15 for a haircut now, would you pay $50 to get your haircut, shampoo and scalp massage, a chair massage, finished up with a lap dance?

I'm thinking I need to add to my FAUXbia Enterprises. Perhaps Mr. Luzap would be up for a venture capital loan?

**Buck** · 11-07-2008, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by FAUXbia

Ok, I went to get my fat head of hair cut today, and now I am looking all fresh.

Well, the young lady who cut my hair was a very attractive Latino and Asian combination, named Veronica. In fact, the hair cover sheet she put over me, was nearly the size of a three ring circus main tent. She had to be impressed.

Anyway, I was thinking... naked hairstylists? If you pay $15 for a haircut now, would you pay $50 to get your haircut, shampoo and scalp massage, a chair massage, finished up with a lap dance?

I'm thinking I need to add to my FAUXbia Enterprises. Perhaps Mr. Luzap would be up for a venture capital loan?

Um, no...the girls would be nasty.

ziggysocki · 11-07-2008, 03:43 PM

I saw something on the news like this a while back. I googled and found it... But unfortunately they only get mostly nude. http://www.bikinicuts.com/

TrickyNicky · 11-07-2008, 03:44 PM

There are topless salons for men. I don't know if its still there, but there was one in Denver called "A Little Off the Top."

KCrockaholic · 11-07-2008, 03:44 PM

WTF who is FAUXbia?

MOhillbilly · 11-07-2008, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BuckinCutler

Um, no...the girls would be nasty.

who cares.

**bogey** · 11-07-2008, 03:50 PM

That is available out her. When I got there I opted for a hand job because I didn't want her to f-up my hair. She was definately a 4 on the scale of 10, but even a 4 can give a good hand job.

JuicesFlowing · 11-07-2008, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by kcrockaholic4life

WTF who is FAUXbia?

Either FAX, or a ripoff artist of FAX, judging by the posts I have read.

MOhillbilly · 11-07-2008, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by bogey

That is available out her. When I got there I opted for a hand job because I didn't want her to f-up my hair. She was definately a 4 on the scale of 10, but even a 4 can give a good hand job.

theres always a place for skank fours in the sex industry.

**bogey** · 11-07-2008, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

theres always a place for skank fours in the sex industry.

God bless skank fours.

MOhillbilly · 11-07-2008, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by bogey

God bless skank fours.

love me some skank.

eazyb81 · 11-07-2008, 03:58 PM

So what place is this? I need to do some......uh.....research.

**Buck** · 11-07-2008, 03:59 PM

Thats icky...

Bill Lundberg · 11-07-2008, 04:00 PM

I had this idea a long time ago. Even had a thread about it which must be lost in the archives.

I wanted to open a topless barbershop and call it the Boobershop. Franchise it and count my money. The "o's" in Boobershop would even have nipples. I'm sure it would be a success.

**CrazyPhuD** · 11-07-2008, 04:02 PM

Well considering most stylists are only a slight cut above strippers for sluttiness I'm surprised this hasn't taken off yet. Maybe they're afraid all the hair on the floor might beard their taco?

11-07-2008, 03:39 PM
Ari FAUXbia Starter Join Date: Nov 2008 Casino cash: $10004925	Naked Hairstylists? Business Concept? Ok, I went to get my fat head of hair cut today, and now I am looking all fresh. Well, the young lady who cut my hair was a very attractive Latino and Asian combination, named Veronica. In fact, the hair cover sheet she put over me, was nearly the size of a three ring circus main tent. She had to be impressed. Anyway, I was thinking... naked hairstylists? If you pay $15 for a haircut now, would you pay $50 to get your haircut, shampoo and scalp massage, a chair massage, finished up with a lap dance? I'm thinking I need to add to my FAUXbia Enterprises. Perhaps Mr. Luzap would be up for a venture capital loan?
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11-07-2008, 03:43 PM	#3
ziggysocki mmm sweet lemonade Join Date: Oct 2008 Casino cash: $10005000	I saw something on the news like this a while back. I googled and found it... But unfortunately they only get mostly nude. http://www.bikinicuts.com/
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11-07-2008, 03:44 PM	#4
TrickyNicky My Black Friend, Alan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Manhattan Casino cash: $10007047	There are topless salons for men. I don't know if its still there, but there was one in Denver called "A Little Off the Top."
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bogey Supporter Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: California Casino cash: $10005290	That is available out her. When I got there I opted for a hand job because I didn't want her to f-up my hair. She was definately a 4 on the scale of 10, but even a 4 can give a good hand job.
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11-07-2008, 03:58 PM	#12
eazyb81 The Illuminati Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: the road less traveled Casino cash: $10004900	So what place is this? I need to do some......uh.....research.
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11-07-2008, 03:59 PM	#13
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11-07-2008, 04:00 PM	#14
Bill Lundberg American Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $10004925	I had this idea a long time ago. Even had a thread about it which must be lost in the archives. I wanted to open a topless barbershop and call it the Boobershop. Franchise it and count my money. The "o's" in Boobershop would even have nipples. I'm sure it would be a success.
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11-07-2008, 04:02 PM	#15
CrazyPhuD Meow Join Date: Jun 2005 Casino cash: $10005050	Well considering most stylists are only a slight cut above strippers for sluttiness I'm surprised this hasn't taken off yet. Maybe they're afraid all the hair on the floor might beard their taco? __________________ "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t*rd by the clean end"
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