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Old 05-09-2011, 07:18 PM  
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"AND....CUT" the director shouts. "That's a WRAP BOYS! GOOD WORK!" The voice was very stern almost coach-like. The actors then grab a towel and then head off to a familar place, the locker room, to take a shower. These aren't your normal actors as you might have guessed, they are current NFL players who's career is in limbo, and they are on set of an Adult Film studio shooting the adult movie "Tight Ends Run the Best Ass Patterns. "I Enjoy being with the guys, and it passes the time" Marc "Bulge" er replies. Mike Cox also enjoys being the male lead in Adult Films. "I'm going to be honest, I like assholes, doesn't matter if it is woman's or men's... I just love them!" Mike Cox told reporters. "I have been watching porn on my computer and I told myself, I could take a crack at that!" Cox said aloud. "I am sorry, did someone say they needed a crack addict?" Michael Irvin wonders creepily into the room. "No Michael" groans the overworked people in the room groans. "With the laber agreement still in limbo we all have to eat! An Annonymous Jamarcus Russell shared with us. He is right, money is the main reason Players turn to Porn to get money... "Well that, and the Gay Sex." Jeff Saturday told reporters..."we really love the gay sex."

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Old 05-09-2011, 07:21 PM   #2
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Old 05-09-2011, 07:22 PM   #3
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Old 05-09-2011, 07:54 PM   #4
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Old 05-09-2011, 07:57 PM   #5
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Old 05-09-2011, 09:09 PM   #6
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Old 05-09-2011, 09:19 PM   #8
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Old 05-09-2011, 09:25 PM   #10
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