Peter North's secret is out

[Hammock Parties]

http://www.theattractionforums.com/sex/72892-how-get-porn-star-loads.html

Here is a trick from the porno industry. To get massive porn star loads eat a lot of celery and pineapples. The celery gives your load substance and size and the pineapple makes it look healthy and taste 'better'.

Then you too can look like a porn star.

This shit really works!!!

I did a little experiment one time with an old coworker of mine. We just had a fling and we talked about this and I drank pineapple juice and a shit ton of celery the entire week not to mention I didn't masturbate.

By the end of the week we had sex and let me say, it was without a doubt the best orgasm I've ever had since more means more muscle contractions. It was A LOT and now I make it a habit of eating these two things on a regular basis or knowing when I'm getting sex.

in one of my body building mags the top 5 foods to boost your sex life are

5. Nuts - give you a healthy production of hormones
4. Avocados - improves your cardiovascular system which improves erectile functioning
3. Raw Oysters - raises sperm and testosterone production
2. Pineapple - improves the male libido
1. Celery - contains androsterone, a hormone released through male perspiration that acts as a pheromone to turn women on

so is there anything celery and pineapple can't do?

CAN ANYONE VERIFY!??!??!

[Mecca]

You do also realize anyone shooting a porn film isn't suppose to be having sex or jerking off for like 3 weeks prior right?

[Buck]

I think if you went a week without masturbating then had sex, it would be one of the best orgasms you ever had, regardless of what you ate.

[Hammock Parties]

You do also realize anyone shooting a porn film isn't suppose to be having sex or jerking off for like 3 weeks prior right?

Is this your other area of expertise?

[Simply Red]

ROFL

yeah, sort of.

[Mecca]

Is this your other area of expertise?

It's just pretty common knowledge.....if you frequently have sex you aren't going to shoot a huge load.

[Simply Red]

You do also realize anyone shooting a porn film isn't suppose to be having sex or jerking off for like 3 weeks prior right?

Link?

[Donger]

Is he the one with the mullet? If so, he's my SiL's favorite.

[The Franchise]

Why don't you just experiment with it yourself?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You do also realize anyone shooting a porn film isn't suppose to be having sex or jerking off for like 3 weeks prior right?

How on Earth could someone not rub one off or fuck for 3 weeks and then tap ass for like 20 minutes before blowing their wad? Seriously? Think about baseball? I'd never make it in the porn industry.

[Hammock Parties]

Is he the one with the mullet? If so, he's my SiL's favorite.

No, that's Evan Stone, I think? Maybe?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/00/Evan_Stone,_September_2006.JPG

This is P. North:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/95/Peter_North_Handclasp.jpg

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I think if you went a week without masturbating then had sex, it would be one of the best orgasms you ever had, regardless of what you ate.

It is, but good luck fucking for 30 minutes before launching the yogurt rockets.

[OnTheWarpath15]

You do also realize anyone shooting a porn film isn't suppose to be having sex or jerking off for like 3 weeks prior right?

:spock:

You've never taken a biology class, have you?

If you pop a shot each day, your body continues to produce it. About a teaspoon a day.

You'll have more volume if you go without for a few days, but after that, your body gets wise and it absorbs into your body.

It's not like you fucking stockpile it...

Use it, or lose it.

[The Franchise]

:spock:

You've never taken a biology class, have you?

If you pop a shot each day, your body continues to produce it. About a teaspoon a day.

You'll have more volume if you go without for a few days, but after that, your body gets wise and it absorbs into your body.

It's not like you fucking stockpile it...

Exactly....I read somewhere that after 2-3 days your body stops mass producing it. That's why they say when you're trying to get pregnant that you should have sex every other day.

[Donger]

No, that's Evan Stone, I think? Maybe?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/00/Evan_Stone,_September_2006.JPG

This is P. North:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/95/Peter_North_Handclasp.jpg

No, that's the guy. He used to have a mullet.

[TrickyNicky]

How on Earth could someone not rub one off or **** for 3 weeks and then tap ass for like 20 minutes before blowing their wad? Seriously? Think about baseball? I'd never make it in the porn industry.

It's like boxing. Watching them, you think it looks easy. But if you ever got in the ring with them, you wouldn't last one round.

[Mecca]

:spock:

You've never taken a biology class, have you?

If you pop a shot each day, your body continues to produce it. About a teaspoon a day.

You'll have more volume if you go without for a few days, but after that, your body gets wise and it absorbs into your body.

It's not like you fucking stockpile it...

Use it, or lose it.

I know pornstars are told not to be jerking off or having sex for a period before a film.

[Mecca]

How on Earth could someone not rub one off or fuck for 3 weeks and then tap ass for like 20 minutes before blowing their wad? Seriously? Think about baseball? I'd never make it in the porn industry.

You should see how they shoot those films...those scenes aren't continuous...if the guy gets close they'll stop for 10 minutes...

[OnTheWarpath15]

I know pornstars are told not to be jerking off or having sex for a period before a film.

If that period is more than 2 days, then there is no benefit.

Sorry, scientific fact.

[MIAdragon]

Clomid, its all you need.

[BigRock]

The pineapple thing is definitely true. I dunno about the celery, but celery is gross anyway. Except maybe with some peanut butter or something, but even then it's like eating peanut butter with some yucky celery mixed in. I'd rather just eat the peanut butter.

But I digress. In lieu of celery, there's a protein supplement called Muscle Milk. I offer my personal assurance that it will deliver on the stated result.

[The Franchise]

Clomid, its all you need.

To get pregnant or to have bigger loads? :D

[Buck]

It is, but good luck ****ing for 30 minutes before launching the yogurt rockets.

The last girl I went out with only like to have sex once on any given night, that sucked, but at least I was "full" everytime.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Clomid, its all you need.

Isn't that an ovulation drug?

[MIAdragon]

Isn't that an ovulation drug?

yes, and it WORKS.

[The Franchise]

Isn't that an ovulation drug?

Yeah it is.

[The Franchise]

yes, and it WORKS.

Did your woman take it? My fiance had her first kid because of clomid. Now the doctor wants her to take it again so that we can get pregnant. I heard the rate of multiples is higher with clomid though.

[OnTheWarpath15]

yes, and it WORKS.

I'll ask again:

Works getting pregnant, or works getting bigger loads?

[The Franchise]

I'll ask again:

Works getting pregnant, or works getting bigger loads?

Getting pregnant.

EDIT: I'm not entirely sure what would happen if a guy took Clomid, but I'm assuming it wouldn't be good.

[Donger]

Males taking Clomid?

[MIAdragon]

I'll ask again:

Works getting pregnant, or works getting bigger loads?

lol, more than a few friends have been on it at one time or another and say you shoot quite a bit more than normal.

[MIAdragon]

Males taking Clomid?

"Almost all anabolic androgenic steroids will cause an inhibition of the bodies own testosterone production. When he comes off the steroids he has no natural test production and no more steroids. The body is left in a state of catabolism (catabolic hormones are high and anabolic hormones are low) and as a result much of the muscle tissue that was gained on the cycle is now going to be lost. Clomid stimulates the hypophysis to release more gonadotropin so that a faster and higher release of follicle stimulating hormone aud luteinizing hormone occurs. This results in an increase of the body's own testosterone production. "

[Donger]

"Almost all anabolic androgenic steroids will cause an inhibition of the bodies own testosterone production. When he comes off the steroids he has no natural test production and no more steroids. The body is left in a state of catabolism (catabolic hormones are high and anabolic hormones are low) and as a result much of the muscle tissue that was gained on the cycle is now going to be lost. Clomid stimulates the hypophysis to release more gonadotropin so that a faster and higher release of follicle stimulating hormone aud luteinizing hormone occurs. This results in an increase of the body's own testosterone production. "

Yikes.

[The Franchise]

"Almost all anabolic androgenic steroids will cause an inhibition of the bodies own testosterone production. When he comes off the steroids he has no natural test production and no more steroids. The body is left in a state of catabolism (catabolic hormones are high and anabolic hormones are low) and as a result much of the muscle tissue that was gained on the cycle is now going to be lost. Clomid stimulates the hypophysis to release more gonadotropin so that a faster and higher release of follicle stimulating hormone aud luteinizing hormone occurs. This results in an increase of the body's own testosterone production. "

Learn something new every day.

[Hammock Parties]

In lieu of celery, there's a protein supplement called Muscle Milk. I offer my personal assurance that it will deliver on the stated result.

Welcome to the Planet, Mr. North. We should have known by your username. BigRock, indeed!

[Donger]

Have you identified a target, GoChiefs?

[Hammock Parties]

Have you identified a target, GoChiefs?

Every day. All around me.

[KCUnited]

The pineapple thing is definitely true.
ROFL

I'll take your word for it.

[Donger]

Every day. All around me.

Let me amend that: a target female with whom you actually intend to attempt to exchange bodily fluids?

[OnTheWarpath15]

Every day. All around me.

Socks.

Kleenex.

Hand towels.

[Hammock Parties]

Let me amend that: a target female with whom you actually intend to attempt to exchange bodily fluids?

Not really looking, bro.

[Donger]

Not really looking, bro.

Oh. Well, didn't it snow in Houston this week? If so, you missed a great opportunity.

And, when you do finally achieve orgasm with a living female, remember this:

They do not like it when you ejaculate on their breasts. They will not rub it in, all happy-like.

Well, most of them, anyway.

[Sully]

I worked with this guy a long time ago, and he did nothing but drink pineapple juice all day. After a few weeks I asked about it...and he told me...I was amazed.
Never tried it, though I've been prodded to give it a shot.

[Hammock Parties]

Oh. Well, didn't it snow in Houston this week? If so, you missed a great opportunity.

Snowed yesterday. Are you saying some slut was holed up waiting for a delivery of mycock with a side of giveitotmehard?


They do not like it when you ejaculate on their breasts. They will not rub it in, all happy-like.


I know it's not like porn, bro. Pretty tough to rip the condom off and assume the milking position in one smooth motion, innit?

[Donger]

Snowed yesterday. Are you saying some slut was holed up waiting for a delivery of mycock with a side of giveitotmehard?

No.

I know it's not like porn, bro. Pretty tough to rip the condom off and assume the milking position in one smooth motion, innit?

No, it isn't. Not that I remember, anyway. And please resist referring to me as "bro."

[Hammock Parties]

Awright guvna.

So explain the snow.

[bowener]

It is also true that the porn industry has 5 men sit in a small room together jerking it. The man who feels it coming first is the winner of the facial giving contest. The reason for this is psychological and biological. One it is a competition so it is going to take less time, and time is money after all; and 2, because it causes men to release certain hormones that cause them to have bigger loads than normal, not to mention larger muscle contractions to get that "air" time. Think of this in terms of competing male Gorillas or something. The one with the biggest and quickest load is going to produce the most offspring, the main goal for our genes.

[KCUnited]

Snowed yesterday. Are you saying some slut was
I know it's not like porn, bro. Pretty tough to rip the condom off and assume the milking position in one smooth motion, innit?

The trick is to pull the condom off and fling it so it lands on their face or the back of their head depending on what position your in and then play it off like it was an accident. Condom flinging is the new facial.

[Over-Head]

It is also true that the porn industry has 5 men sit in a small room together jerking it. The man who feels it coming first is the winner of the facial giving contest. The reason for this is psychological and biological. One it is a competition so it is going to take less time, and time is money after all; and 2, because it causes men to release certain hormones that cause them to have bigger loads than normal, not to mention larger muscle contractions to get that "air" time. Think of this in terms of competing male Gorillas or something. The one with the biggest and quickest load is going to produce the most offspring, the main goal for our genes.


Source please?

[Direckshun]

If I go a period of three weeks without jerking off, I know sex wouldn't last 2 minutes.

I personally don't know how some of those dudes take on like 2 or 3 pornstars at a time. If that were me I'd be too turned on to go for very long.

[Direckshun]

And, when you do finally achieve orgasm with a living female, remember this:

They do not like it when you ejaculate on their breasts. They will not rub it in, all happy-like.

That has not been my experience. But I'm a chest guy and girls with big ones typically love putting them to use.

I'll agree they don't rub it around, though.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Oh. Well, didn't it snow in Houston this week? If so, you missed a great opportunity.

And, when you do finally achieve orgasm with a living female, remember this:

They do not like it when you ejaculate on their breasts. They will not rub it in, all happy-like.

Well, most of them, anyway.

You're dating the wrong women then dude. They're everywhere.

[Direckshun]

You're dating the wrong women then dude. They're everywhere.

He's married. Surprises abound.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

He's married. Surprises abound.

Oh yea duh.

[Midnight_Vulture]

Lucky for me I was blessed with a high sex drive.

I could rub one out to Schinlders List and get off.

[The Franchise]

I could rub one out to Schinlders List and get off.

It doesn't surprise me that you can rub one off to something other than women. It just proves that you're gay. :clap:

[Midnight_Vulture]

It doesn't surprise me that you can rub one off to something other than women. It just proves that you're gay. :clap:

Huh gay??

I could rub it out to those HOlocaust chicks. They are thin.

[Skip Towne]

Lucky for me I was blessed with a high sex drive.

I could rub one out to Schinlders List and get off.

It would be lucky for the rest of us if you were fixed to where you had NO sex drive.

[Direckshun]

Huh gay??

I could rub it out to those HOlocaust chicks. They are thin.

You sure old, verge-of-death penis isn't what's doing it for you?

[xbarretx]

Clayton, is this your "comming out of the closet - fail" thread? :hmmm:

j/k bro LMAO

on a serious note i heard the fruit things works b/c its a baise (sp?) and guys are suppposed to eat those..just like women are supposed to have acidic foods

[Delano]

Source please?

Are you asking for a video source?

[Marty Mac Ver 2.0]

Claythan, did you call in Gay yesterday? Did you find this on your day off?

:)

[WilliamTheIrish]

:
Originally Posted by bowener
It is also true that the porn industry has 5 men sit in a small room together jerking it. The man who feels it coming first is the winner of the facial giving contest. The reason for this is psychological and biological. One it is a competition so it is going to take less time, and time is money after all; and 2, because it causes men to release certain hormones that cause them to have bigger loads than normal, not to mention larger muscle contractions to get that "air" time. Think of this in terms of competing male Gorillas or something. The one with the biggest and quickest load is going to produce the most offspring, the main goal for our genes.


Source please?

Apparently Mecca has the 'rub' on this.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

No, that's Evan Stone, I think? Maybe?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/00/Evan_Stone,_September_2006.JPG

This is P. North:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/95/Peter_North_Handclasp.jpg

North looks like a gay Romanowski, and that other dude is like the scrubbiest-lookin' motherfucker in the whole industry.

There's also this other dude with a mega-forehead and long hair who always has his shit in a ponytail and bangs Katie Morgan a lot.

And then there's this other dude who looks like the older manager of a Applebees who bangs the underage employees.

Porn dudes are goofy motherfuckers.

[Delano]

Porn dudes are goofy mother****ers.

So true, man, so true.

Ever get to that special time where you can't stop and the cinematographer decides to change the scene to the insertion angle and you get an eyeful of man-taint? Soooo awkward.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

:spock:

You've never taken a biology class, have you?

If you pop a shot each day, your body continues to produce it. About a teaspoon a day.

You'll have more volume if you go without for a few days, but after that, your body gets wise and it absorbs into your body.

It's not like you fucking stockpile it...

Use it, or lose it.

I've never heard of absorption. I was always under the impression that excessive build-up leads to nocturnal emissions.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Lucky for me I was blessed with a high sex drive.

I could rub one out to Schinlders List and get off.

You find Ralph Fiennes beer gut irresistible, eh?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

So true, man, so true.

Ever get to that special time where you can't stop and the cinematographer decides to change the scene to the insertion angle and you get an eyeful of man-taint? Soooo awkward.

No, but do tell!

If it's a topic that doesn't include the following letters, I'm willing to listen:

D-R-A-F-T.

Discuss!

[Valiant]

Every day. All around me.

Hopefully you do not mean all the guys on here?? Or did you take yesterday off from work??

[chiefsfan4life1978]

So true, man, so true.

Ever get to that special time where you can't stop and the cinematographer decides to change the scene to the insertion angle and you get an eyeful of man-taint? Soooo awkward.

That hasn't happened but about a year ago when I was visiting my grandparent's in AZ I was chocking the bishop to some internet porn while my grandparent's weren't home and right as I was about to blow my load I accidently minimized the screen and wound up looking at my grandparent's screen saver which was a picture of my grandma and my mom right as my jizz was being soaked up by a sock....Now that was awkward!

[Delano]

That hasn't happened but about a year ago when I was visiting my grandparent's in AZ I was chocking the bishop to some internet porn while my grandparent's weren't home and right as I was about to blow my load I accidently minimized the screen and wound up looking at my grandparent's screen saver which was a picture of my grandma and my mom right as my jizz was being soaked up by a sock....Now that was awkward!

:clap:

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

That hasn't happened but about a year ago when I was visiting my grandparent's in AZ I was chocking the bishop to some internet porn while my grandparent's weren't home and right as I was about to blow my load I accidently minimized the screen and wound up looking at my grandparent's screen saver which was a picture of my grandma and my mom right as my jizz was being soaked up by a sock....Now that was awkward!

ROFL

[dtebbe]

Talk to Redrum's mom. She's a load specialist.

DT

[Silock]

Pineapple and celery don't work for me in terms of taste or load (according to my wife). I suspect it's different as everyone has different body chemistry.

However, she could be lying to me, and I'd have to cheat on her to confirm that.

[patteeu]

Clomid, its all you need.

Is it made from celery and pineapple?

[patteeu]

If you masturbate (or have your gal stimulate you) but quit just before the point of ejaculation and then come back several hours later for the real show, your load will be increased. I realize this is easier said than done and it's a bit masochistic, but if the goal is increased load, it will work.

[Duck Dog]

If you masturbate (or have your gal stimulate you) but quit just before the point of ejaculation and then come back several hours later for the real show, your load will be increased. I realize this is easier said than done and it's a bit masochistic, but if the goal is increased load, it will work.

This is the real trick. Porn stars will do this all week long multiple times a day. When time and privacy permit, the wife and I will do this during the day over the course of several hours. I found out (the hard way) that after about 5 hours of it, my nuts hurt so bad it distracted me from my fire hose type ejaculation.

[L.A. Chieffan]

Whenever I eat celery I... JIZZ...IN...MYPANTS

[beach tribe]

How on Earth could someone not rub one off or **** for 3 weeks and then tap ass for like 20 minutes before blowing their wad? Seriously? Think about baseball? I'd never make it in the porn industry.

Eat a 1/2 of a Roxicett, and you bang like gorilla for 1/2 an hr.

[ziggysocki]

I don't see how jerking it to internet porn makes so many 'experts' on 'the industry'. Saying that if you eat food 'A' makes you pop like the legendary Peter North is like saying eating food 'B' will make you catch footballs like Tony G. I don't buy it.

[Demonpenz]

Whenever I eat celery I... JIZZ...IN...MYPANTS

oh boy.... I hope this catches on. I can see myself never getting tired of reading that

[CoMoChief]

Open a window and breeze comes in. I JIZZ.......IN.....MYPANTS

[gblowfish]

Lucky for me I was blessed with a high sex drive. I could rub one out to Schinlders List and get off.

I think we've found the definitive Midnight Douche Quote.

Here ya go, stud weasel.

Just make sure to wipe off the screen on that stolen laptop of yours....

[Deberg_1990]

Huh gay??

I could rub it out to those HOlocaust chicks. They are thin.


I could rub one out to Schinlders List and get off.

Wow....just wow.

[Rausch]

oh boy.... I hope this catches on. I can see myself never getting tired of reading that

:spock:

[Baby Lee]

Ropes!!