I trust Lamar Odom to make wise life decisions more than I trust the Chiefs to win.

I trust a 110 lb blonde handing me some MGD that's been sitting there in the sun all day, and what might happen after, more than Reid/Dorsey...

I trust CP members to correctly use the words to, too, your, and you're more than I trust the chiefs to win.

I love you...

I trust you to physically demonstrate your love more than I trust the Chiefs to win.

I trust that I will spontaneously become gay and consummate that before the Chiefs win a playoff game...

A fart.

I would trust using a needle found outside of an AIDS clinic more than the Chiefs

North Korean Propaganda.

Toilet paper.

A girl you pick up first night you meet, for a one night stand saying, "I never do this"

Steve Rannazzisi being in the World Trade center

Herbal Viagra

The bar/stripper tab.

Snoop Dog watching after my stash

I trust Madson throwing in the 8th inning of the ALCS with 2 men on and a 3 run lead more than I trust the Chiefs.