I love watching these guys rep just plummet.

Look you aint special scooter you are just another all balls no brains kid on a fast bike that handles good. There are guys like you in every town. I have never needed a bike to pull chicks :rolleyes: some day if you dont end up spread out like butter on some highway you will look back at this moment and know what a assclown you were.

Heh, I was thinking the exact same thing. He must be a relative of Convict1983.

I've knocked the dumbass into the red twice now, and I see he's back in the green again. I'd like to know who keeps giving him positive rep.

This thread kinda reminds me of my kid's birthday party this weekend. We have one of those rocket glider swings on the playset and a 5 year old boy is swinging that thing as high as it could possibly go. He was rocking it and really impressing all the other little kids. Then he decided to stand up on the seat which was really awesome because he did the most spectacular flip, glider and all. But he couldn't hang onto an inverted glider and landed on his back in the yard.

He was crying and whining the rest of the party. But gosh that was some good cake.

I'll bet it's that Radar guy.

:spock:

OMG LMAO

Just make sure that your parents and brother know that you're OK with donating your organs. Eventually, they are going to have to make that call if you don't flat out destroy your whole body.

Yes, because I really give a crap what a bunch of dorks think of me on the internet. Oh the horror I dont have a high "rep" count on the Chiefs message board. Man, I envy those that do. :spock:hahhahahaaha riiiight.ROFL

And I will be taking my bike out on a closed race track more often with some of my buddies that also ride as well. It will be easier to do stunts and tricks.

That wont stop me from enjoying myself or my bike on the open urban roads though.

I wonder how many kids break their necks on swingsets every year, i know i'm lucky to still be walking after some of the dumb crap i pulled on'em.

I got him back down. :evil:

LMAO LMAO

You have a small penis, don't you.

Apparently you do, indeed, give a crap. If you didn't, why post your stupidity on an internet board full of dorks?

100 most definitely has to be your cycle speed and not your IQ. Wow.

I can get girls without my bike but having it doesnt hurt. When I take them home with me and ask me where is my car, I tell them I have a bike instead . Their eyes immediately light up in excitement.

For the record I also have an Audi but its not as much fun to drive.

Just be sure that when your luck finally runs out you don't take anyone with you.

You say that now.....

Yes, sure. But, only the really classy ones open up because of a motorcycle.

I fear for our future generations...really.

Obviously you do care, or you wouldn't have made your original post in an attempt to prove how cool you are.

Dork? Maybe. But I was riding a motorcycle when you were crying and holding on to your mommy's leg because she was going to leave you at kindergarten and seen enough crazy stuff to realize how dangerous it is every time I throw my leg over.

I sincerely hope it's Jethro in his lifted Chevy pickup that pulls out in front of you, and not some nice mother with a car full of kids that doesn't see a bike traveling at 100+ down a city street.

LMAOLMAOLMAO

Where do these girls hang out?

True............http://www.imagepoop.com/images/fat_...motorcycle.jpg

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q4/jeffhughes1/4.jpg

D-bag.

And it's not a re-post when reapplied.

I 2nd that.

Absolutely, THATS the worrisome part here...not whether HE survives it.

I somehow doubt that that concept has ever entered this person's mind.

"What?! I could see them. Why couldn't they see me?!"

my guess is jr. high school.

Dude, if you are going to ride like that, get some real gear and wear a helmet, the seasoned riders all call you "squid". I rode with some damn good riders, and they wore gear each and every time they went out, even if it was just down the road. Why? Cause all it takes is one second, one car to pull out, change lane, one spot of sand and you are flying over the bars.

I'm not gonna bash you for riding fast, my group did it very regularly in the bluffs in Iowa, and I know on a sport bike you don't feel you are even moving until you hit a buck twenty. Heck, with my wife on the back I shot up to 115 to prove the point, and she guessed we got up to 75.

I don't blame him for driving fast, what else is a crotch rocket for? u guys on here act like a bunch pussies who are probably to fat to even ride a sport bike.

How did you let a cop catch you?

Vulture... such a ironic name for you.

I get a mental image of vultures picking at your bones after your wonderful attempt at stupidity.

For some people, realizing that just because something can be done doesn't mean it should be done, comes naturally.

LMAO No shit!

its his choice just like its mine to go out and drive after getting tanked. I don't care about anyone on the road. if your in my way your fair game when im driving home at night. hey vulture what time was it when you got pulled over?


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And, for some it does not.

I need more casino cash.

Yeah, don't worry about having to call those same officers when your bike is stolen, or to scrape what remains of your brains off the pavement when you misjudge another driver or the road.

My only problem with it is the taxpayers are probably going to be stuck with the medical bills feeding and caring for your vegetable self after that wreck. :shake:

:doh!: That's where I've seen you before! You're the motorcyclist version of "The Kid" from The Stand.

Unfortunately, mental pre-adolescents like Vulture and Marlboro Chief/Whatsmynameagain will never realize that.

Look on the bright side. If they earn a Darwin award before they manage to convince Suzee down at the trailer park to reproduce with them, the species is better off.

This story would be a lot more cool if the bike you were referring to was a Schwinn or something.


Anyway, I'll post the obligatory RIP Vulture.

I love me a good off-season pile-on. ROFL

Absolutely the dumbest ****ing post Ive ever seen on an internet message board. I hope you die soon.

You are a god damned fool. Just because you think you are a good rider and you have never been in an accident it does not mean you are invulnerable to having one tomorrow. Grow the **** up and learn some responsibility.

If he wasn't just doing it for attention, I'd agree.

so does your mom...

stay off the streets at night if you can't hang. seriously, would your wife and kids be out at 3am? do a better job of protecting them by keeping them put of my way when the bar closes dumb ****!

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are you driving down the road as you type this?

Scary.

Hey guyz the other day I was going 120 in my Civic! I usually speed almost every day I guess it caught up to me LOL! Some dumb pig pulled me over LOL.

I guess going 120+ in a school zone in a stolen car is illegal LOL.

I can't help it though. Once I start it up and hear that 4 banger I just want to soar like a turkey LOL!

I'm thinking maybe his "mobile device" is the McDonald's drive-thru headset.

Nah. That technology is far too sophisticated for him.

Can't hang? What does that mean?

im driving your moms hole as I type this, prolly start pissing on her soon. be a good little boy and get her a towel.


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Do you believe in karma?

Are you trying to put chlorine in the gene pool?

Don't you have a jail cell to return to?

Nah, he's got a better job than that....


http://www.acf-fr.org/i/07-08-23_moped-1.jpg

Ever stolen a laptop?

Hah hah hah hah. Uh.

You have to admit that's incredibly efficient. In the U.S. we'd be transporting that meat in a $120k refrigerated truck burning $5 worth of fuel every 7 miles.

your mom is like a dead end road...her crevices cant be filled even by the highway workers, no one cares about her enough to maintain her and you can tell she hasnt been ridden on in years, and now all she does is lay there waiting for anyone to pass by and dump their load on her.

I should have opened this thread earlier. This is a good one.

LMAO

You are one sorry little fuckstick.

You may be a good rider, but from my understanding it's not a question of IF you are going to crash your bike, but WHEN.

My opinion...go ahead keep speeding, but if you crash your bike into one of my family members and hurt them, or let them see your dieing rotting corpse that will haunt them for the rest of their lives...I would have to sue the shit out of you, your family, your Insurance and anyone else I could think of for all the therapist bills I would have to pay.

If you want to drive that fast fine, but please do it where there is no one else around so you won't hurt anyone but yourself.

If you are in that much of a hurry...wake up earlier.

Thank you,

Damaticous and family.

I don't think you understand. He's a loner. A rebel.

You know, hanging with all the other loners and rebels, doing the same idiot things.

:spock:

1. Adrenalin junkies die.
2. The only safe place to go 100 mph is on a sanctioned strip or track.
3. If you don't care what we think, why did you post it here?
4. Did you swipe a sweet laptop this past year?

One other thing... it really bothers me that you called a police officer that stopped you a pig. He was doing his job, enforcing the law, and looking out for public safety as well as your own. He puts his life on the line to protect people every day, and you have the nerve to deride him for doing his duty? You're a stoopfawk, and when you hit sand on a turn doing 80 and you slam your helmetless cranium against concrete, be sure to post pictures.

I thought it took a real man to be able to "jack"

Imagine, stealing a $1500 laptop and hopping onto your getaway crotch rocket and zipping away at 130 mph...the rush would be incredible.

Yeah, I'm saying this is a dup account from someone who's bored.

is this your girlfriend?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgqHPEgkhy0

Not to mention maybe taking out some innocent bystanders.:huh:

I didn't realize people still called cops "pigs." What is this, 1968?

Hey douchebag will you please so some of your kickass riding up in the A highway in Liberty Mo. area? There are a couple of douchebags just like you that do it up my road and I absolutely love acting like I am going to accidentally drive my tractor into the road. I am simply waiting for the day that one of you tools careens out of control and into my ditch, or better yet, my stone columns or a tree. Then while you take your last breaths I can say "man you were cool, was it worth it?"

what kind of scoot you got? can I have the parts after you get gathered up into a trash bag one of these days?

It wouldn't happen to be parked in your garage with two boots on the wheels, would it?

I think one of the posts bellow is right this is someone bored under another username. This guy and the whats my name clown have got to be a fake. Nobody is this lame less gochiefs.

**** you.