Bag of dicks leaving a better taste in your mouth than the Chiefs stopping an opponents 4th quarter scoring drive.

I trust the cans of beer I found In a cooler in my outbuilding more than I trust the Chiefs. I haven't seen that cooler in 2 summers.

I trust the Colts' fake punt plays to succeed more than I trust the Chiefs.

LMAO

You could trust a girl from Tinder with half a dozen oozing sores on her lips more than you can trust the Chiefs.

I'd trust a colonoscopy from Freddy Mercury more than I'd trust the Chiefs.

I trust Guns N Roses to put out a new album before I trust Chiefs.

Mav's loyalty as a solid Chiefs fan for life

Kirkland brand condoms

I trust the sweet, horsey taste of McDonalds 100% "pure beef" more than I trust the Chiefs.

Guys in skinny jeans.

Guys with what looks like bedazzled items stitch on their back pockets of their jeans in a decorative pattern

Iced tea made with Mexican tap water

Mike Tyson passing NFL concussion protocols.

I trust Johnny cueto pitching on the road in prime time more than I trust the Chiefs.

I trust a DOT enforcement officer to give a warning ticket and be a good guy more than I trust the Chiefs.


I trust my son with an open bag of cookies when I am outside more than I trust the Chiefs.

I guess it turned out to be a dry fart after all!