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This this is the dumbest arguement ever. No offense.

BUt i hate the whole "its not a matter of if...but when". You can say the same about driving in a car.

Believe me I take the precautions and I know what I am doing. So some of you need to lay the F off.

Dont hate cause you are too fat to ride or cant afford one.

By the way, the chicks that love it live near Georgia Tech campus. They love bikes down here haha. I am originally from the midwest and chicks loved it up there but the south takes the cake. They cant get enough of my bike.

I don't get paid.

Do you have even a basic understanding of physics? Are there air bags on motorcycles? Seat belts? Are you surrounded by an energy-absorbing cage of metal?

you just can't stop with it. its an itch with you that you want to scratch. face it donger, your a ****ing bundle of sticks.


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What precautions do you take?

Again, what are we jealous about?

your mom couldnt get enough of my bike either, i laid rubber all over her asphalt.

I think she still may have some tread marks on her.

and yes, i was wearing protection...i always wear a helmet

I see cars do that all the time as well.

I am a very alert and defensive driver. Not like Ben Rothlesburger or some other stupid meathead like that.

I am actually well aware of my surroundings unlike some riders.

yeah. alert/defensive at over 100. Speed kills, the pavement always wins.
. a Darwin award awaits you.

Ask around. I really think you're missing out. :D

That was the one knock on the vacation we took out there last year (Yosemite/Tahoe area) - the drivers were just awful. Proactively rude. Deliberately difficult. Good luck trying to merge, ever. Perhaps one driver in 20 would let you in. It's like they would anticipate my changing lanes and deliberately speed up/slow down. I've driven in Boston, New York, Philadelphia and Chicago, and all points in between, and I've never seen anything like it.

Next time I go out there, I'm renting an Abrams.

You classify going 100+ mph on a motorcycle as "defensive"?

Was it dark, BTW?

And, considering that you were pulled over, it seems clear that you aren't as aware of your surroundings as you thought.

I hope when you kill yourself, you don't take any innocents with you. Hopefully, it is sooner than later.

"Alert" huh? So you are alert enough to tell whether the chick on the cellphone is going to pull into a left hand turn as you enter an intersection? Alert enough to see a roofing nail at 100mph?

I assume you've taken a motorcycle safety course?

Two kinds of motorcyclists; those who have crashed, and those who will.

Wear your helmet and gear (assuming you have some)
:shake:

I could afford ten of those stupid ass bikes. I am not fat in the least bit. I would have no probs getting plenty of gals in my truck but I'm married. Get off the jealousy take. It has nothing to do with it. It has to do with the fact that some guys on this board like me have wives and children they love. When some yahoo says that a "pig" busted them for going 100 mph on city streets it makes them realize how endangered the family is. No, most families aren't out at 2am, but some moms and dads that work the night shift could be out on the road and easily get into a wreck with someone doing 100mph. that is why there are speed limits. The "pig" you mentioned might be the first one there when you do have a wreck, your inability to recognize that shows immaturity. If it weren't for a "pig", I might have died in a hit and run with a drunk. If you are that good and that adrenaline pumped, then join the racing circuit or the circus. But, by all means, let the rest of us have safe roads to drive on.

No go with no bucket please! Go faster! shoot for 200 mph!

I'm a very good driver

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This guy is either a monumental mouth breather, or a CPer working under an alias stirring the pot for his own amusement.

Actually, he's a mouth breather either way.

:clap:
I read somewhere that when you're doing 65, you're traveling at something like 80' per second....

don't forget about mechanical faliures, tire blow outs, road debris and other things that are beyond a riders' control.

such hate in this post. seriously, you are hoping I kill myself wtf? I bet you are against abortion and for the death penalty too huh? if you are afraid of the night don't come out. hopefully if I do take anyone out its you or your family members.


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This douchenozzle cannot possibly be serious.

Can he? :shake:

I respect your right to not wear a helmet or gear; but you should respect others' right when they call you a friggin' moron for not wearing one/any.

Seriously though; hope you stay safe/as safe as you can etc. I hate hearing about bike crashes.

Yea it's pretty bad. The Chinese will ****ing kill you here. Far and away the most deadly drivers on the road. The San Mateo highlands had a chinese driver go to hit his brakes and he accidentally hit his gas ran over a boat load of kids awhile back. These guys seem like they are never charged either.

Cell phones are another huge problem here, I never thought I would say this but I am so glad we are implimenting hands free legislation at the first of next month.

Enjoy the ticket.

wow what a pussy. seriously this guy should be voted chiefsplanet blowhard of the year

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Quit saying stupid shit dude. How much was the ticket?

I hear Brandon was also a very alert and defensive driver... and he was smart enough to even wear a helmet.

:spock:


Jesus, One of you mods want to flush this piece of **** back down the drain? Fuggen waste of skin.

UGH so not true.

And I do sometimes wear gear and a helmet but I can do without them as well.

And to the who "Two kinds of motorcyclists" crap whatever.

My uncle has been riding for nearly 30 years and he has NEVER been in an accident. So there goes that theory.

I've lost track of all the numbskulls. How many are we up to, now?

FAX

Understood; good for your uncle.
I'm just saying that's a lot to leave to chance. If I'm going to check out, I don't want it to be in a parking lot going 15mph and smacking my skull against the curb.

Just be careful man.

Who the F is Brandon???:doh!:

Your buddy.... he was a fellow alert and defensive driver who liked to speed at night...

http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/9...met3ad1zz0.jpg

And now he only has one sock.

But I'm pretty sure he was cool with the chicks...

100+? He ought to get a mention on the news when he discovers the joys of going from 100+ to Zero in .1 seconds. Hopefully he packs a spatula on the bike.

Bwahahaha oh THAT guy.

Should I start posting pics of random car accidents too???

Two shirts. Maybe a jacket.

have any of you never drove drunk? then shut the **** up!
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Yeah, I never see GP pro riders take a fall they were not expecting on the track, but I'm sure you are a better rider than they are, and the roads are of course better than a track...

No I haven't, not even close.

Can't afford one? The kind of bikes you probably own don't even surpass the $10K mark on a regular basis. You can go get a brand new, sick rice rocket for $7K. You must be loaded dude. Seeing as how you can afford a street bike.

LMAO

No.

This guy can't be for real. Anyone with any real experience would never talk like that.

your jealous cause your fatass won't fit on one. and im sure you've never drove drunk. ****ing hypocritesPosted via Mobile Device

I mean, c'mon, the guy acts like he got pulled over in his Lambo. "You're all just jealous I have a Lambo, and you can't do 190 MPH in your $250,000 car."

If that were the case, there may actually be some sort of penis envy, but it's a fucking rice rocket for fucks sake, I pay more in tuition and housing in a 4 month period than he does for his super sweet bike that gets all the chicks.

fuck, if you want to pick up p*ssy, get a Mustang, or a Trans Am. Chicks love those cars...and the best thing, you can actually carry up to *3* girls in an automobile, and if you're lucky, you can have the luxury of fucking in a tiny backseat.

As has been said several times smart money is a fake username(s) by a bored member(s). If not both these clowns are most likely teenagers talking big on the pute.

nope, not that I can recall.

Considering I ride 15 miles/per day, I'd say that you're mistaken.

Please note the correct spelling of "you're"

And I hope that if I am out at 3am (which would be rare) and I see you, I accidentally pull out in front of you going over 100mph on city streets. Get a clue, dipshit. It's not your personal playground just because it's in the middle of the night.

Pussy? Ok there chief. Its called mature, responsible, and accountable for my actions. Do I like beer? You bet, sometimes way to many. Do I drive after? Not a chance, I have too much fun in life hunting, golfing, fishing, and otherwise just being a smartass father and husband. It takes a real man to take responsability and be accountable for his actions pal. Any idiot can go 100mph on a bike and get pulled over. Any idiot can drive drunk. I take the drunk driving personally, cause some "pussy" was driving drunk and ran off the road and hit me while I was running. So you douchebag are obviously the pussy. What have you ever done in your life to constitute being a real man? Go get drunk one last time and drive off the paseo bridge or something. Quit breathin my air loser.

Is it wrong that I want to explore a career in commercial trucking now so I can help plaster idiots like these two?

It would be pretty simple..you see one headlight approaching at incredible speeds, you hear a weedeater running, then you accidentally switch lanes at the last second...

"Oh no officer, I never saw or heard anything, I just felt a little bump and saw this rice rocket scatter into a million pieces."

theres nothing wrong with it if you are good at it and im great at drunk driver.


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Sure, do that if you like. We could also post the statistics of how much more likely it is to die in a motorcycle accident than a car accident. But no, we won't do that. You're too cool for stats.

I bet you tell the ladies that you're a good dancer, too. Let me help you out - no you're not. At either one.

and grammar too. Thats it young man, I'm calling your mother. go to your room.

I drove drunk alot. Fast as hell, too. But I never wore it as a badge of honor. It's something kids do because they're stupid, thoughtless and irresponsible. Mostly you grow out of it. Unless you die or are just a complete fucking loser. Hopefully if you do die you won't take anybody else with you.

There is certainly a great deal of hypocrasy going on in this thread. But you're just flat out being a dick, too.

Yep.

So far, we have 5 posters willing to commit vehicular homicide on sight. Could be worse, I suppose. The Giant Toads could already be as far north as Oklahoma.

FAX

Famous last words.... I see a Darwin award in your future.

Probably many have. And if said posters had gotten pulled over then they would have realized that they were the dipshit instead of blaming the police for simply doing their job. Sure, I did a lot of stupid stuff in my youth. Don't think I ever was stupid enough to drive like a maniac after drinking, though.

LMAO

I'll bet.

FAX

Man the other clown can at least play the part! You on the other hand have no game. It must be a drag to suck at being a troll LMAO

Drive as fast as you like, just do the rest of us 2 favors:

1. Don't crash into anyone else.
2. If you feel like you are losing it, aim for the guardrail. I hate it when traffic backs up because of a body on the road. Don't inconvenience others.

I hope someone gets the video and puts it on youtube when you hit a box turtle going that fast.

not surprising at all. does all that "riding" make scott tired?


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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Agarkroete_fg4.jpg

I'm sorry, but I don't understand your question.

Well this rules out Jared Allen any other ideas on who the poster is?

I hope when you get too full of Boone's farm and wind the sub-compact up to 3 digits, its only a bridge post you hit.

Were they rather large black women?

that's a bitch doing 20.
sec

1. I don't need a motorcycle, never did. Married 12 years with 3 kids.
2. My kids need their dad around a lot more than dad needs to get back on a motorcycle.
3. Yes, I've driven drunk, but I haven't ever since the hit and run against that dumbass riding the motorcycle going over 100 mph without a helmet. I learned my lesson.
4. When you see God, tell him I'm sorry.

I talked to a guy who drove into a swarm of yellow jackets, and was wearing loose shorts. He said he thought he had 20-30 stings on his taters and purple Pirate/area.

My brother did that once. He still ain't right.

Ted Kennedy?

Vulture's IQ has to hovering around the 70 mark.

too bad he wasn't going a little faster


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