Theerrrrrr'es a much quicker way to the chamber that lies beneath the Great Sphinx.

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z...13/Giorgio.png

Well, don't keep me waiting, how do i get there???

I've shed my tears. I'm working on moving on.

Uhh, that's not how this works.

Why is the first thing that comes to mind not that thing on top of the shoulders?

Can i come?

I think I may have intentional avoided this thread or something... it something has over 1000 posts, I typically avoid it due to obvious ridiculousness going on... but you got laid during this thread?

Impressive!

why not?

I also didnt pay attention to this in fine detail.

So are you saying you are Mooo?

...and if so...

What is going on? Is this real life? Or is this just fantasy?

This thread follows my first-everything with women.

Hold the congrats there teedub, it was a dude.

:shake:

Jeez, man. I am trying to give you conversation.

Are we sure?

Talk about ancient aliens.

So, I meet this cool chick at a Christmas party weekend before last. Despite also hitting on the host's sister and, as she may or may not have been informed, wrecking a relationship last month in spectacular fashion, I somehow made a good impression. Probably thanks to the jello shots.

Anyway, I ask her for drinks last night and get this reply (in relevant part):

"I just started dating someone... So yes, I would like to hang out again but also no because that might be kind of trashy on my part. Does that answer make sense?! haha probably not at all!"

As much as I'd like to encourage "trashy" behavior, it's probably not the right call. Something more like inviting her out with a group of friends. Thoughts?

Never heard of em.

She told you she just started seeing someone, so yes and no? Sounds a little mixed up in the head. Are we talking a one night stand, or you think this is someone you might be interested in?

:doh!: No bukkake for you.

Just ask her again like nothing happened. (Basically ignore her first response)

She wants to say yes. If you invite her out with friends it goes right to friend-zone.

Just go in for the kill now. imo

Discussion topics:

Ranking NFL QBs
Ranking the elements
International Travel
International Gravel
International Advil

Those topics should keep things going for 3 or 4 minutes.

The latter. I'd characterize it as more of an honest answer than mixed up, but reasonable minds may disagree.

Should i nominate her for douche of the year?

She wants to keep him on the line in case the new relationship doesn't work out.

Well, our opinions on that don't really matter, as we don't know her. If you're interested, ask her out again. If she just started seeing this guy, then it's not like she's in a committed relationship. Unless by saying "just started seeing" she means "just started seeing exclusively."

Nothing wrong with it, if you like her, just go for it.

One of two things:

1. She doesn't want to be exclusive.
2. She likes you and is willing to give you a chance to win, over the other guy.

This! Sack up Mr. Sensitive and take what is yours. Good luck with Lil Miss Trashy!:p

Pass on it. Let her get back to you. Though you may already be in the friends column.

I think hes right about this. If she sidesteps it again just ignore her. She'll either call or you'll avoid wasting your time.

Don't invite her with friends man. You don't want to get in the "friend zone"

Want to make that girl quiver? At the end of the date, ask her if she'll let you slide your shaft in her whisker biscuit.

Good luck w/ your date, Mr. King of the Sofa! :thumb:

"Whisker Biscuit". I like that.

*takes out pen, writes this down*



Not bad.... Now the ideas are flowing.

The words, 'quiver' and 'shaft' are a nice touch, given her archery background. However, there may be a problem if her biscuit is whiskerless.
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nappy dugout?

That'll work, although, I prefer pink velvet sausage wallet.

Yes, I would go in for the kill now. Proceed as if she didn't even tell you about the other guy.

She's not totally into the other guy (yet) otherwise she would have totally blown you off. What she's doing is saying all this stuff to make herself feel "non-trashy" or whatever. Now that she's put up some token resistance to make her feel non-trashy, if you push the envelope a little she'll go out with you.

She's on her way.


Wish me luck. I'd hate to **** this up and then come crawling back to CP.

Dude....just show her your list of countries.

THE VATICAN ATTACKS YOUR VAGINA!

LMAO

Hey, an "OH GOD, OH GOD" joke!

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LMAO

I think this is a sure thing. She is bringing 2 friends, i grabbed 2 single buddies, and she sent me a text that said " do they want to get laid" meaning do my friends want to.

I thought it was a trap, but it's not judging by the next messages.



I'm gonna shoot it in her eye and scream "SHAZAAAM!!!!"

didn't beer me win that.

if he didn't, he should have. :rolleyes:

Wasn't she "on her way" over an hour before this post? How far away does she live?

That would be embarassing. Good luck.

Be sure to tell her that you hold 8 Chiefsplanet.com game high scores....but you do not have the high score on either Archery game.

I choose you as the random person I will befriend in 2012.

LOL 3 horny chicks going out and hooking up with random dudes

HUZZAH

Damnit! I was hoping I'd be the random person befriended in 2012.

OK we can be friends too. Naked Jessica Alba just spoke to me.

Fix your ****ing sig

Sofa has already finished up, given the girls a ride back home, his friends a ride, surfed CP for an hour and a half, went to get drive through, started laundry, and fixed the leaky toilet.

Deets... and pics or it didn't happen. You know the drill.

She had a schlong, didn't she?

Oh you poor bastard.
Trying to drive to tuna town and you ended up in wienerville.
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No. She did not.

It was a blast last night. We tore some shit up in the neighboring town.


EDIT: First time i actually met her last night too. And holy shit was she hot. Shocking considering this is ****ing South Dakota and most women look like they just don't give a shit about themselves.

That's it? That's all we get? Boy, you are lacking.

Sofa King, you owe the planet a recap of your conversation topics!

Nein...

You stay out of this.

So you didn't get laid. Figures, everybody stressing over a first date fails to get laid. When you can be relaxed be yourself and let her know you are cool with whatever. Then whatever will happen.

Let's say you're really interested in a woman for more than sex. Do you really want to date someone who's willing to put out on the first date? I just think that seems kind of trashy.

Why?

This.

People talk a big game sometimes, though.

I'm pretty sure SK went on this date because he and this girl share common interests and could be friends. I don't think he went out with her just to try and get some ass.
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Because she hardly knows you. If she's willing to sleep with you when she hardly knows you, what's to say she won't sleep/isn't sleeping with other random men she hardly knows? I think, if a guy expects you to sleep with him on the first date, then that's all he wants.

LMAO

I knew who she was. Had never met her though.

I am interested to see where this thread goes though.

Details man, we needs em.
Dinner and a movie? Go to a bar?
Did you get a lame ass good-night hug or a little tongue?
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If she makes you wait to get to know her first, what's to say she won't sleep/isn't sleeping with other guys she knows? Everyone has cheating potential, I guess you could use a first date to judge the level of that potential, but I don't think that is a good way to tell.

If things click during the date and you end up in the sack, why hold that against someone?

They had never met. Thats a LTR thing?

And no I don't care if I get laid on the first date at all. Thats why it happens.

And it makes no difference to me long term if I sleep with them on the first date or not who cares...

Yes, but if you hadn't met her and didn't know who she was would you know it was her?

Totally. Lots of times I won't sleep with a girl at all because there is no click. If there's verbal, intellectual fireworks then the rest follows naturally.

Maybe it's a me thing. I think it's trashy. I would not respect someone who doesn't respect herself enough to show a little restraint.

LMAO Nice.

Maybe they just enjoy sex.

Maybe. It's JMO.

Thats your own installed version of morality. Mine and most other peoples differ. If it makes you feel better about yourself to not end up with your bra on CP then that's fine.

And to think other people are trashy for things you have done yourself is the height of hypocrisy.