you know what? i need all the friends i can get. plus you're a fellow Royals fan. you're okay in my book, just for that reason alone (even if you don't win the DOY). :p

oh, and sofa, did you at least feel her up? it looks like your fellow cp'ers are dying to know! C'mon C'mon C'mon!!!!
hopefully you'll at least get a 2nd date if you on your best behavior and all!

I've never slept with anyone on a first date that I ended up having a relationship with, and I've never had a relationship with anyone I slept with on a first date. I never said I wasn't trashy, so how does my opinion make me a hypocrite? I'm simply speaking from my experience.

EDIT: And we all also know that I haven't always had a history of respecting myself. I like to think I've grown past it.

That want aimed at you at all, Dave. My point is that I think SK was going out with this chick not to bang her, but as a stepping stool to something a little more long term. I could be wrong, though. Maybe he just wants to get his dick wet.
I have no room to even begin discussing dating for I was on the market a very short time.
Kind of like the McRib, you know? I was available for a limited time only and cause explosive gas and diarrhea.
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Pittsie was the one who said he was looking for more than a lay.

And ftr, I agree with luv that ****ing on first date probably ruins the shot at it becoming meaningful relationship.

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No, sir. The damage is done.

In fact, Gonzo served me w/ papers today, (well sort of). He handed me a Taco Bell napkin w/ "I'm leaving your ass, beyatch" written on it. Needless to say I'm upset... that sumbitch didn't even bring me a taco. What a prick.
omg!!! the beefy cheesy burrito is back!!!! it's better than mcrib!!!! although diahrea from one of those monkeys with those huge bare asses are better than mcrib, you know.

he should have gone with one of those instead of a taco.

as always, condolences.



took this from the new year thread.
does it count as a repost? oh wait, i'm sorry Q.

It went well. I see no reason why there wouldn't be a second.

Did'ja make here laugh? Not a nervous or polite laugh? Really laugh?

that'a boy!!! you should send her a pic of some of your finds from the chive or where not. you know, see what her "character" is like.

Of course. I put the F U in Fun.

If you need an idea for a second date I got one for you.

The key to this date is to agree before hand on splitting the bill 50/50. Then you take her to the supermarket and do all your grocery shopping. To make sure she has the best time possible, as you pass the bananas make sure to make a ringing noise and act like one is a phone. Then when you are checking out make sure she pays her half.

This is a great idea. Will do.

Car's low on gas too, better fill it up.

ROFL
Heh, guess we've been together a while. I totally missed that, yesterday.
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LMAO That was a good one, luv!

Knock-Knock jokes are a big hit.
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Now remember you still have to pay half so don't go too crazy. Nothing is more embarrassing than admitting you can't pay your half, so if it comes to that make sure to use the "gee I must have forgot my wallet! can you pick this up and I'll get you back on the 3rd date?" routine

Edit: And you should ALWAYS get gas money up front, it lets them know you are serious.

Puns moisten panties!! That's just science.

I kept trying Jew and Nazi jokes, but i kept getting burned by 'em.

Well it's the last train to Auschwitz and I'll meet you at the station. You don't need no luggage it's your final destination ah whoa whoa whoa.

She'll be going out tonight and ****ing some other guy at midnight if you don't do the deed.

*Obligatory*
Dude, my grandfather died in a concentration camp.


(Fell off guard tower)
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The first time I ever heard that line I was bowling. I had like 3 frames in a row where I threw a perfect ball and each time a pin was left standing. So I looked at my buddies and said "It must be Jewish bowling night".

Guy in the next lane put his ball down looked me square in the eyes and sternly said the first part of that. I was mortified. Then he dropped the punch line and I fell out. It was perfect.

So is somebody going to go to bed with somebody or what? [/Nuke LaLoosh]

They are hairy as hell.

Sofa King.

SK won't get to 2nd base.

Really? Is there a grape gatorade exception to this rule?

Lmao that is awesome.

And still no pictures of the chick.

So how many dates before you sleep with someone if you are thinking relationship?

3. I heard it on The Big Bang Theory.

I've heard that's about smart people, so maybe that's the number.

I gave it up on the 3rd date w/ Gonzo. That was 17 years ago. Honestly, I think we would have still worked out had I put out on the 1st date. There was a lot more going on between us besides sexual attraction. There was a real connection. If Sofa King, (or anyone), has this w/ someone, why destroy it w/ worrying about sex? Happy fun time will happen when it happens.

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Btw, glad to hear your date went well, Sofa King! :thumb:

Hairy is the worst. I seem to always find the Chewbacca women.

There isn't a magic number. I just think that, if you don't see yourself with someone after the first date, but you're sexually attracted to them, then you sleep with them and move on. If you think there might be a second date, and he respects you, then you wait and see what happens.

Again this is just my opinion from my personal experience. If you shag a chick on the first date, and then go on to spend your life with her, good for you.

Lotta assumptions in this thread.

Yep.....like your date was actually a woman.

LOL "chick."

Laughing my ass off at this this AM.

http://i43.tinypic.com/6o3c46.jpg

Damn bros, this shit is wearing on me.

http://i.imgur.com/IMtsU.jpg

That's just creepy

A ****ing chick spreadsheet? wow hahaha.

Is that supposed to be cool?

How incredibly OCD. And creeptastic.

And just walk away from Courtney. She wasn't at the hospital, she was getting that threesome she had been working on for the past couple of weeks with those guys from her help desk.

ROFL

"this is Peggy."

Lol

It's efficient.

And by "me" he means some guy who lives in NYC.

Well aren't you a regular ****ing Sherlock Holmes.

Its creepy

Somebody reads HuffPost comedy section.

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That guy looks like Vanilla Ice... on meth.

which one is you?

I'm the photographer. What a threesome we all had!

Omaha is gonna be jealous.

What is this thing called a "date" again?

I don't know but sometimes you meet unemployed, pot-smoking, recovering alcoholic, once-divorced single mothers who are covered in tattoos and piercings and decide you definitely don't want to **** them.

Well, that's what BJs are for.

I'm pretty sure I don't want a BJ from a girl with a lip piercing.

I highly doubt you have a choice.

I have. It has no effect. And a tongue piercing. It does.

I'd rather abstain than have her touch me in any way.

Yup.

When you only see the back of their head bobbing up and down on your dick they always look like Jessica Alba. PLEASE GOD DON'T TURN YOUR HEAD!!!

Tonight a girl that I've had a crush on told me that she has a crush on me and that she might have feelings for me.

Unfortunately she is 3000 miles away.

She in South Dakota?

Let us know how skype sex is. I am going to bet that it isn't all it is cracked up to be.

That won't happen.

I've never gone the internet route for dating. This feels weird for me, but it feels good. Too bad we're so far apart.

Geography isn't your strong suit, I take it...

1 word, 5 syllables... Teledildonics..... seriously....

Damn. Just think, if you walked 500 miles, and then you walked 500 more, you'd only be a third of the way there. The Proclaimers never had this problem. :harumph:

What made her confess her undying love for you now?

She close to New England? I'll tap it for you and send you vids. :)

LOL lets not get too far ahead of ourselves.

KITCHEN, we were on a group cam chat and I mentioned how I was tired and wanted to go to bed, then I got a pm from her saying she wished she could fall asleep with me.

The conversation went on for a while after that.

This chick is ****ing with your head.

And humor isn't yours, I take it...

OK.

She's not. It doesn't matter. Its really not feasible, unfortunately. The fact that an actual girl that I would consider having a relationship with (not just a bar random) said this stuff makes me feel better about myself.

Why were you not feeling good about yourself?

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