I wouldn't send that dog to fetch me a beer.

robert goulet

lost a sock too

Well there's an insightful post. posted via mobile scooter

I guess Bob doesn't post via mobile device.

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Holy shit its been a year since the laptop thread?

In case anyone cares, I can confirm with about 95% certainty that this is the same dude. Kudos to those who notice posting patterns that well.

And based on that, the dude is just jerkin everyone's chains, so don't let him get to you too much.

Can you confirm or deny my original hunch that it's a regular who's bored?

Yes, but can you explain his fascination with Brad Pitt?

Don't stroke your own wieney on this BB. LMAO 300 posts, amazing.

I can't be certain that he's not, but I can't find any reason to indicate he's a regular.

Ok, I see why his arm is around the female.. Normal..

But she is on some other guys cock..

And the dude she is sitting on has his arms around another man??


Hey thats cool if you are into that.. Just saying..

Bonus material...

If you would quit egging all this shit on, the board would be easier on you..

Crazy fool sets bait. Planeteers line up for it.

These are sad times.

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I highly doubt that's his goal.

It has really made my work day go by much faster.
Thanks laptop thieving, Brad Pitt wannabe, crotch rocketin', womanizing, tool box!!

Okay, .... so the P&L drunk driving schtick..... kinda played out about 20 posts ago. But you keep on with it, Mencia. Eventually somebody will laugh.

Wow this thread really took off. 21 pages of haters and probably 20 more pages of hating hahaha.

I'm no hater. I respect your upper body and would like to know your routine.

Hahahahaha - you're awesome. Don't believe any of the haters. You're probably the coolest 25 year old douchebag on the planet. Plus, maybe you'll probably be making 6 figures by the time you're 30 - even though it will probably cost at least $100k to keep gas in an Audi by that time.

You're gonna have to say a whole lot more stupid shit/post a whole lot more pics before this thing gets another 20 pages.

But by all mean, sets your goals high.

Oh no, I think I hear him masturbating.

Haha someone actually gets action from hot chicks on here and the haters come out in full force. Some things never change.

I will definitely have to come by with my boys to one of your guys tailgates and laugh in your faces and laugh at the fact that some of you actually have man boobs.

:thumb:Sorry not gay like you.LMAO

Some things never change? From when, exactly?

Here ya go dude, something to keep you occupied for 60 seconds:

http://www.makemeheal.com/news/image...ic-surgery.jpg
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b7...brad_pitt1.jpg
http://handson.provocateuse.com/imag...ad_pitt_04.jpg
http://handson.provocateuse.com/imag...ad_pitt_10.jpg

Oh, come on.

You're smart. You've got...wonderful bones, great eyes and you dress really interestingly.

You should probably do that. I can't say that I've actually been to one of these gatherings, but I'm sure you're tougher than everyone there combined.

Yep.

Like you being a douchebag a year ago, yesterday or today.

He should go.

I'd like to see tooge stuff him in a smoker...

I also like how some of you said I am with average chicks haha. If you can do better than please post pics of your recent hookups. Oh thats right you wouldnt have any since most of you live on here.

And dont worry if I was as old as you guys, I would hate to show off my wife too haha.

What's up with the prematurely bald dude bragging about bagging a 6.5?

Do you have some way to stop the progression of time, or something?

I'm not a hater, I just wouldn't classify those "chicks" as hot.

Though it is clearly obvious that you need a motorcycle to pick up ANY "chick".

You certainly wouldn't be able pull any really "hot" chicks with your looks, hairline or stunning personality alone.

Please post pics of the Audi and the bike.

I once knew a guy in LA who acted like this. If memory serves, I think he got shot.

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I'm telling you, the only way this ****tard scores is with the date rape drug.

Nah, he just occupies the glory hole at the local bar's mens room.

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

Real gangsta ass n i g g a s don't start fights cuz real gangsta ass n i g g a s know they got it.

Great movie!

Damn dogg I needz to get one of deez

http://www.joblog.co.za/wp-content/u...rchick-fat.jpg

Okay, dude - that's been done. It's been answered. My wife runs circles around anything you've posted and you're a decade younger with a motorcycle. You should be pulling models but you're content with "7's" which is fine. I mean, not everybody can have a ten. Some of you have to spend 20 hours a week in the gym to upgrade to a seven and that's okay. There's nothing wrong with that, dude. Honestly, I'm really happy for what you've managed to accomplish, even proud. Yes, I'm proud of your accomplishments. You should be proud too. Go forth and post pictures on random message boards on the internet. Be loud and be proud. Have a parade.

Wait that pic was of your wife??? Bwahahahaha

Ummm hate to break it to you but she wasnt hot AT ALL. No offense. I am sure her personality is great though.

And my hair is fine. I just had a really short hair cut in one of those pics.

Hate on though.

Would you consider yourself to be a narcissistic person?

I'm sorry, Mr. Phobia, but you've got this all wrong. Mr. Midnight_Vulture has proven beyond any shadow of a doubt that he is superior to us in every way. We should be grateful he is even posting pictures of himself on here and bow to His Toolness.

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Never needed a 1200 cc penis. My natural penis seems to work just fine, and that's with only one nut hangin' low.

There is really a finite amount of time I'll play the "I know you are but what am I" game with you. I've shared a picture of my wife and while I think she's a knockout I don't expect the entire world to think so. But I do expect you to acknowledge she's not a cow such as the challenges you've been throwing out with your "my dad is tougher than your dad" singsong.

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Oh, come on, Phobs!

Don't you know that your wife would be so much hotter if she gained 20 pounds, bleached her hair with a bottle of drugstore peroxide and went to Mystic Tan everyday?

Get with it, Dude!

I would hide your wife from me sir. I have been known to get with older married women before. Its fun sleepin with another guy's wife.

This thread is more entertaining than yesterday's bike thread.

Person tries to desperately gain the acceptance of a group of people he claims to dislike very much by posting pictures of him with girls at parties, because that's so uncommon these days or something...

Person pleads with the rest of the board to post pictures of their parties because he's sure that he's the only person to ever post pictures from a party on the internet, yet when someone does post a picture of his hot wife, he actually says 'barf' to a picture of Pink... really, wtf?

...all while the rest of the board is desperately trying to find Waldo or something, trying to find the smallest things wrong with each person in every single pic, even though they are all pretty attractive.

So, everyone ends up being ugly as hell and possibly homosexual because everyone wants to get the last word.

But, my favorite part is forgetting to log into the cell phone to post under the other name (notice how this is the only post in the thread without 'posted from a mobile device).


Good job, everyone.

No to nitpic, Mr. Bearcat, but Robert Goulet forgot to add the mobile device tag line in his post, as well. Our hero is slipping.

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OMG!! :Lin:

I know somebody that got their ear cut off with a machete because they got caught doing that. be careful what you wish for, you might have to grow your hair longer to cover that hole up.

ALso the original pic WAS NOT taken in my apartment. It was at the blonde girl's place.

That's hilarious, actually. I've seen the older ladies in your jack folder. I'm not all that worried. Besides, my wife doesn't like the bald - or motorcycles. She's seeking to grow old with somebody.

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And there it is.

Machete.

He gets ALL the ladies.

Machete.

He's one pissed off Mexican.

Machete.

I still want to know your secret to killer abs.

Also tell us some stories about really slutty chicks.

No, he was Guatemalan. close, Dane.

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But you're not insecure at all.

I'm not nearly as insightful as Donger but I've got a dollar that says your favorite uncle also tells everybody you're his favorite nephew. Why don't you have a seat and tell us about your uncle's hygiene habits and why that smell makes you cry?

He cries himself to sleep at least once a week. Bank on it.

ROFL So true.

Ouch! Good job! :thumb: it's like riding a bike, he's like a mini GoChiefs.

Good God, I agree with Dane. :doh!:

Jesus.

That's TERRIBLY insulting to GC.

Also, if you don't mind, Mr. Midnight_Vulture, can you tell us about the time you got your Grandma to do a strip tease to the tune of "We Built This City On Rock And Roll"?

That's a good one.

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This thread is full of fail and win by everyone. Im just shocked people really care about someone else on this board that much, where a thread like this gets posts.

Actually I could probably bang all your daughters. They go for guys like me.

I thought Machete was Mexican.

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Yeah because butter face chick is SOOOOOO much hotter. You still don't have any proof that you get laid.

So, do you still have that sweet laptop you swiped from the coffeshop?

It was meant more as an abuse meter rather than a comparison, to be honest.

Its all about body fat, sir. Do you crunches and get your body fat in single didgets and your gold.

Ha. Hahaha.

Hurts, don't it? :D

Look at all of the different Spanish people on the right when you scroll down.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machete

It's what the Planet is all about.

Internet reerun/toughguy/douchebag shows up and talks shit, and we turn him into our own personal punching bag.

Trust me, no one "cares" about this ****stick. But the results are entertaining to say the least.

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