are you sure that's not a man?

She should have been more careful. She could have slipped and cut her junk off.

We need to Mike Myers to yank on her hair and see if it comes off. :D

Police determined that the primary cause of the accident was speeding after the ex-BF gave them this statement:

"In driver's seat my ex did sit
And began shaving 'round her ****
While I was steering
My eyes focused on her clearing
Followed by me going lick-a-dee-split!"

Hmmm.

Clearly, a pubic safety issue.

FAX

LMAO

"No sweetheart, of course that bulge in my bikini doesn't mean I have a penis. I was born with an extraordinary large vulva."