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Frazod 01-22-2012 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by jd1020 (Post 8320300)
Did Duncan officially retire with La Russa?

Taking a year off because of his wife's cancer is the official line, IIRC.

But with his buddy Tony gone, I seriously doubt he'll be back.

The guy is a ****ing genius - like Frankenstein putting good pitchers together out of the spare parts of bad ones. And I'll never forget in Game 7, where Carpenter was getting lit up early - Duncan went out to the mound, said something to him, and he was lights out for the rest of the game. Don't know what he said, but it clearly worked.

Al Bundy 01-22-2012 10:41 PM

I am seeing that the Texas Rangers will be getting Fielder.

jd1020 01-22-2012 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8320312)
Taking a year off because of his wife's cancer is the official line, IIRC.

But with his buddy Tony gone, I seriously doubt he'll be back.

The guy is a ****ing genius - like Frankenstein putting good pitchers together out of the spare parts of bad ones. And I'll never forget in Game 7, where Carpenter was getting lit up early - Duncan went out to the mound, said something to him, and he was lights out for the rest of the game. Don't know what he said, but it clearly worked.

Reds are about to blow away the division.

KC_Connection 01-22-2012 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by UCF Knight (Post 8320313)
I am seeing that the Texas Rangers will be getting Fielder.

Another bullshitter on Twitter, Incarcerated Bob, is saying the opposite of what the other bullshitter is, yeah.

My guess? He hasn't signed at all yet.

Frazod 01-22-2012 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by jd1020 (Post 8320320)
Reds are about to blow away the division.

Please. I'm not all that concerned with the rest of the division - I'm concerned about the playoffs.

ShortRoundChief 01-22-2012 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8320312)
Taking a year off because of his wife's cancer is the official line, IIRC.

But with his buddy Tony gone, I seriously doubt he'll be back.

The guy is a ****ing genius - like Frankenstein putting good pitchers together out of the spare parts of bad ones. And I'll never forget in Game 7, where Carpenter was getting lit up early - Duncan went out to the mound, said something to him, and he was lights out for the rest of the game. Don't know what he said, but it clearly worked.

I read lips. He said, awkwardly enough sounding like Tom Beringer, "If you don't win this game I'm going to cut your balls off and stuff em down your ****ing throat."

Frazod 01-22-2012 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 8320336)
I read lips. He said, awkwardly enough sounding like Tom Beringer, "If you don't win this game I'm going to cut your balls off and stuff em down your ****ing throat."

He may have told him that he was breathing out of the wrong eyelid.

pr_capone 01-22-2012 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8320372)
He may have told him that he was breathing out of the wrong eyelid.

Like the lava lizards???

Kyle DeLexus 01-22-2012 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by KC_Connection (Post 8320282)
You might want a more credible source on this than an unknown guy who pretended he worked as a blogger for a Latin American sports network called PioDeportes and then changed his Twitter name to "MLBInsideNews" to gain more credibility on Twitter.

Yeah, this guy is a hack. He said Soria would be traded to just about every team that he could think to connect him with this off-season.

ShortRoundChief 01-22-2012 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8320372)
He may have told him that he was breathing out of the wrong eyelid.

No I didn't get Bull Durham lip language. It was definitely Major League.

Frazod 01-22-2012 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 8320399)
Like the lava lizards???

Or perhaps his chakras are jammed.

pr_capone 01-22-2012 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8320433)
Or perhaps his chakras are jammed.

I bet he hasn't been wearing the garter.

ShortRoundChief 01-22-2012 11:38 PM

I'm telling you.
He said Wild thing mother****er.

Smacked him with his cock and walked away saying, "winning" to the tune of wild thing.

Psyko Tek 01-23-2012 12:33 AM

I loved hockey,
thanks for keeping me up to date

veist 01-23-2012 12:45 AM

C'mon it had to be some of his stronger sorcery, we're talking like Kent Bottenfield-level stuff guys.


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