Shabby Coveraggi

But there's just something about "Useless Mother****er" that has staying power.

:clap: That's AWESOME!

I think we should pick the best name for Sabby and then take the left over names and assign them to other under performers.

For example:

Barry Richardson =Sabby Pieceofshitty
Matt Cassel = Sally FistaYetti
Tyson Jackson = Crabby Pinchyourbelly
Thomas Jones = Saggy Pistachio

It could be the best insider code ever.

Sappy Pieceuhshitty

Sadly PlaysforBerry

Now that's a winner!

Crappy Pisspoortackling

"teh Suck"

Sadly Pissedmyselfi

Love it

Pansy Sisicatelli

Don't forget: Jon McGraw

Munson

Jon McGraw 2: Electric Boogaloo

Sabby = Shabby

Cos he's Shabby. Very.

And he looks like the situation.

Shabby Situation.

It both defines him, and predicament the chiefs are currently in with him anywhere on a playing field.

I like it. BUT...I'm still calling him McGraw

The terrible part is that is actually insulting to McGraw... who is just awful.

Not as bad as Shabby though.

You're right. I still insult McGraw though. I still call him McGraw too.

It's not McGraw and Sabby's fault. Blame Haley, Romeo and Pioli for thinking these guys are any good.

Mike Olive. The Italian Mike Brown.

Scabby Itchitelli

I think it is very respectful that Piscatelli runs 5 yards behind the receivers. Not the makings of a good safety, but very respectful.

Shabby Pits-of-jelly

This makes me sad. Sabby was a great player for us (Oregon State). One of the knocks on him coming out was that he takes poor angles. Unfortunately, with the increased speed in the NFL, it is even more glaring now. I had hoped that he would learn but it looks like he is just going to suck in the NFL.

Shaggy Pitsaresmelly

Nick Wright was saying Shabby Shituation is a club guido. He looks like the kind of East Coast greaser that bathes in Axe Body Spray and uses lip gloss.

He better tighten up his game on Sunday, or next week we'll taunt him again!!!

Winner

Shitshis Pantsatelli

Saggy Pumpkintitselli

Shaggy Pitsaresmelly

I've been calling him Soggy Pastaroni.

Skinny GirlMartini

Gashis Fishysmelly.

How Bout:
Chef Boyardee
Sammy Slammy Hammy
Sabby Dabba Doo....

I got a million of em!

Good for another "insert team" 1st down

Shaggy Pokingscooby

Balls Inthereceiversbelly

Sally Porksafella

Sucksa Prickthatsmelli

Hey, we could just call him "The Beave":

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Sabby "Pizza Pasta" Piscatelli

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#42 in your program, #53 on the Game Day Roster
Only one less fan wears his jersey than Dustin Colquitt

Hashe Shitthebedalready

Sadly Pickshisbelly

heh, didn't know there was a thread for this.

Earlier today I said "Flabby Titsnbelly"

On the drive home I thought of "Crabby Dicksaresmelly"

Turd Sandwich or Giant Douche?

You know what would be epic?

If Piscitelli decides to do a chiefs forum search to see who's talking shit about him and finds Chiefs Planet, says **** you to all the fans here and picks off Stafford like 3 times.

I know, wake the **** up, but man that would be hilarious......and cool.

There's a way bigger chance we end up with Andrew Luck than that happening.

Karen Filippelli

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We could just call him Brian Russell.
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They play the same!

Cinderelli Cinderelli
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I will buy a Piscitelli Jersey and wear it to the Vikes game if he does.