I would trust Sedated with my last bag of weed more than I trust the Chiefs to win.

I'd trust marital conflict resolution advice from OJ Simpson more than I trust Andy Reid and the Chiefs.

Mexican tap water

Lorena Bobbitt shaving my scrotum

I would trust sitting next to pee wee Herman at a XXX and not getting any pecker snot on me more than I trust the Chiefs.

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The grapple line and harness at Kemper Arena.

An airplane ride with John Denver

A night out on the town with Biggie and Tupac

Bath time with Andrea Yates.

Top Ten Things I trust more than the Chiefs winning:

1. My Mom and Dad rising from the dead

2. The leaders of Iran, Russia, and North Korea

3. Winning the Powerball lottery next time it exceeds $100 million dollars

4. Having a menage-a-trois with Salma Hayek and Kate Upton within the next year

5. Obama will resign and Hillary will be arrested before the end of football season

6. General Electric will hire me to be their new CEO

7. The Pulitzer Prize will be awarded to me for my fantastic CP threads and posts

8. The next Silicon Valley dot-com billion dollar startup will be my company and idea

9. Being on next year's cover of People Magazine as Sexiest Man Alive

10. I become the hottest DILF in Porn Star history, named "Ho Lovin Scho"

I would trust Andy Reid to hold my order of deep fried Oreos at the fair while I ride the Ferris wheel more than I trust him to call a good game on a consistent basis.

Dave Owen as a crosswalk guard.

A fart when i am fighting the flu

I trust Alex Gordon will get a base hit with runner(s) in scoring position and two outs more than I trust the Chiefs.

I trust Hitler with 100 Jews in a large shower room more than the Chiefs

Matt Cassel to put a hat on properly

blackbob to not return and pretend it's not him

I trust Lucy holding that football so I can run up and kick it....

I trust Milli Vanilli to sing their own songs more than I trust the Chiefs.

I trust knowmo to produce an unbiased bronco take more than the Chief shit show

I'd trust a wife with a new haircut, sparkle pocket jeans and a tinder account more than the Chiefs

2 short buses colliding...

I trust politicians to always tell the truth and do what's right for the American people and not be influenced by lobbyist than I do the Chiefs.

A wet dream.

I trust AA Chiefs fans around a 30 of Natty more than the Chiefs.

A. Flushing toilet.

I trust the drop of cold water rocketing up from a turd splashing into it more than I trust Andy Reid and the Chiefs to make me happy.

Hillary Clinton telling a war story reported by Brian Williams

Thats a winner

That would make a great photoshop.

I'd trust Jeffrey Dahmer to cater my child's birthday party, than the ****ing Chiefs.

I'd trust Rex Ryan and Bufkin to give foot massages at my sisters bachelorette party, before I trust the Chiefs!

I would trust a crocodile for a blowjob more than I trust the Chiefs.

A cold one.

I trust competing organizations with my business proposals and bidding strategies a month before due more than I trust the Chiefs.

Ben Roethlisberger in a bathroom stall

Mike Vick looking after my dog while I'm on vacation

Ray Lewis with a knife near downtown Atlanta

I trust Marshawn Lynch performing a high risk surgery on me before I trust the Chiefs.

"Bruh, I've been here like the whole time".

THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

Magikarp doing damage on splash attack

You guys are ****ing crazy

I trust a 1985 Yugo with 120,000 miles to get me back home from Alaska without breakdowns more than the Chiefs.


I trust a GEO metro to help me get laid by hot gold diggers more than I trust the Chiefs to win.

I trust a dark basement of a house built on a tribal grave more than the Chiefs.

I trust Terri shiavos husband to manage my living will if I am a millionaire and he is my executor more than I trust the Chiefs to win.

I trust Bill Clinton to tell the truth under oath more than I trust the Chiefs to win

I would rather smoke one of bill clintons cigars at a Jenny Craig convention than trust the Chiefs to win.

I trust Suddenlink to have a Royals playoff game on regular programming more than the Chiefs


because Chiefs

I trust Kansas City Sushi not being overloaded with sauce, and not giving me the squirts.

I trust Seedot in a Pokemon battle against Groudon.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL Grass is super effective against Ground doh. Just sayin.

I'd trust Joe Delaney lifeguarding my kids more than the KC Cheefs winning

I would trust a cool dip at Coffin Bay, Australia in my black seal colored scuba suit among multiple White shark tour boats chumming the waters than a chiefs win.

I trust a pocket Pussy made out of a porcupine hide more than the Chiefs.

A condom with needle holes in it.

I trust Lamar Odom to make wise life decisions more than I trust the Chiefs to win.

I trust a 110 lb blonde handing me some MGD that's been sitting there in the sun all day, and what might happen after, more than Reid/Dorsey...

I trust CP members to correctly use the words to, too, your, and you're more than I trust the chiefs to win.

I love you...

I trust you to physically demonstrate your love more than I trust the Chiefs to win.

I trust that I will spontaneously become gay and consummate that before the Chiefs win a playoff game...

A fart.

I would trust using a needle found outside of an AIDS clinic more than the Chiefs

North Korean Propaganda.

Toilet paper.

A girl you pick up first night you meet, for a one night stand saying, "I never do this"

Steve Rannazzisi being in the World Trade center

Herbal Viagra

The bar/stripper tab.

Snoop Dog watching after my stash

I trust Madson throwing in the 8th inning of the ALCS with 2 men on and a 3 run lead more than I trust the Chiefs.

Bag of dicks leaving a better taste in your mouth than the Chiefs stopping an opponents 4th quarter scoring drive.

I trust the cans of beer I found In a cooler in my outbuilding more than I trust the Chiefs. I haven't seen that cooler in 2 summers.

I trust the Colts' fake punt plays to succeed more than I trust the Chiefs.

LMAO

You could trust a girl from Tinder with half a dozen oozing sores on her lips more than you can trust the Chiefs.

I'd trust a colonoscopy from Freddy Mercury more than I'd trust the Chiefs.

I trust Guns N Roses to put out a new album before I trust Chiefs.

Mav's loyalty as a solid Chiefs fan for life

Kirkland brand condoms

I trust the sweet, horsey taste of McDonalds 100% "pure beef" more than I trust the Chiefs.