I think greetings are really hard. Like, some girls like it if you get up to pull out her chair when she first arrives, while others hate it. Let's hope it's a booth...lol.

she knows if she's gonna fuck you within the first 10 seconds. considering she has seen your picture, and was the one who initiated, and knows you are in town only temporarily, odds are greatly in your favor.

just don't do anything to fuck it up. ask questions. when she's telling stories, ask more questions. before you know it, hours will have flown by, she'll be drunk enough for the taking.

I say play it real chill to start. No hugs, kisses, breast fondling, or the like. A warm smile and a nice compliment is a great way to start. You need to feel her out from there and determine what is expected, acceptable, and then tolerable. :evil:

Oh! make sure you pick her up! (if she lets you, not many will)

Girls like to talk about themselves. We're selfish that way. If she's telling stories and drinking, you'll know pretty soon what your odds are.

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I recommend alcohol. Quite a bit, actually. Especially for her, no offense, GoChiefs. This is sound advice for anyone, really, and it would be a direction I would go if in your shoes.

Also remember gochiefs be cocky, girls love confidence and can sense insecurity.

I called her 15 minutes ago and left a message. No response yet.

Are you trying to help get him laid or hit? The cocky virgin?

Cool confidence, GoChiefs. Pretend it ain't no thang but a chicken wang.

Have you started drinking?

He has to drive!

Just 2-3, to get the juices flowing. Loosen the nerves.

Jesus, no, I don't want to get a DUI. I don't even know if she wants to meet tonight.

Just a couple. Good grief. I don't want you acting a fool.

I don't know. He's nervous and doesn't drink much. Could spell trouble. I'd just get there a little early and have a stiff drink.

That's exactly what I'll do. Shot of cheap whiskey, down the hatch.

Ok. That's sensible. But we agree that a decent drink or two couldn't hurt.

I hope she does. Even if you don't get laid. Getting a date is always a good feeling when it's not easy to do.

FYP

That's me. Miss Sensible.

But yes, alcohol does help calm the nerves.

It's all about attitude, I said cocky but I didn't say be an asshole.

I don't think he can pull off cocky. But funny, he might be able to do. Making a girl laugh can be a nice way to lead to the road of profane

This isn't going to end well.

I called OKCupid "the shitty dating site" in my message. That's pretty cocky.

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Why? You think there's something wrong with the fact her phone was off?

No.

She's screening. What did you say?

yeah, exactly being cocky by my definition is exuding confidence that you don't have to say a word about how "badass" you are. The joke realm is great, it's one of my forte's but use it when needed, and don't "try" either because it will just come to you when it happens. trying to be funny is the kiss of death, which is directly related to the cocky/confidence thing.

OOh yeah, this is key everything she says is interesting as hell, and reinforce this thought process( compliments, compliments)

Understandable. You're not using cocky in a negative sense. The problem is that this type of approach takes skill...

I said:

"Hey Jenna, this is Clay, the guy from the stupid dating site. Just giving you a call to see if you wanted to do anything tonight. Let me know. Talk to you later."

The boy can do it, it's all about attitude and let the conservation work itself out without sweating " does she like me" issue. She does, because your on the date in the 1st place.

Should I call again? I'm guessing no.

In other news, she has nice tits:

http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/6...4232203in4.jpg

In related news, I love to e-stalk.

No, my man just sit back and relax the ball is in her court

calling her stupid once is enough

fuck no.

what's wrong with you, boy?

The dating site was stupid.

Quite a bit.

Another thing to add, try to have fun on the date too, you're trying to live it up.

Why would you say something like that?

Too bad they're fake.

I don't know. I think it's kind of dumb. I didn't say it in a hateful way, more of a playful way.

STFU

Good grief.

who cares, if he gets to touch'em then good for him!

No.

Dude :hmmm: See bold lines, tell me how you can improve.

it's training camp
the pads are on

You're going to be just fine.

"Hey Jenna, this is Clay, THE STUD MUFFIN FROM YOUR DREAMS. Just giving you a call TO SEE IF YOU WANTED SEXUAL PLEASURE TONIGHT. Let me know. Talk to you later."

Phew.

Actually, saying "the stud from the internet" might have been kind of funny. No?

Just masturbate, seriously.

Especially before going if she agrees to meet you. This might help you avoid jail time.

Next time at the very end add, "Don't bother calling back if you don't suck dick." Let me know how that goes.

OK, since Jenna's getting railed by some other guy right now I'm going to dinner with Nick. Talk to you bundle of stickss later.

You'll be fine dude. Don't listen to too much from this site.

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:eek:

Um, No.

dude, bad move with the negative comment, if anything you should've made that a positive. You should of said awesome dating site

OK. Well, maybe tomorrow.

Ye of little faith.

don't ask her to do shit.

"gee...do you think...maybe...you might...wanna go on a date with me...sometime...maybe?"
be a fucking man and tell her what's going down and when.

I've been trying to help you, GoChiefs. If it ends up that your are doing this merely for personal amusement, I will be vexed. Terribly vexed.

Oh for **** sake. If she doesn't call you back, no big deal. Hit the local bar, grab a slump buster (Looooooooooong slump) clock it and move on. Dinner with nick........for God sake!

:shake:

**** no. I want to nail her theater loving ass.

Later.

so do we

yeah, just go alone so your friend(s) can't give you crap about it.

fucking queer.

this ruins my night.

I'm not taking about plugging into the town hobo chick, but hit the local bar, start talking to some girls, find one that looks like she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch that's decent and get busy. We're not talking about Brad Pitt going out on a tail run here. If he busts his drought, he will be in the game.

slump buster = fat chick

In most cases, but in this case, this is one hell of a long slump. I think if he can upgrade from there and close the deal, he will gain some montemum. The key is CLOSING THE DEAL.

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this thread needs more cowbell

Ya gotta love all the self proclaimed expert womanizers on here. I'd like to see pics of the tail they're pulling.

Skip, you forgot to change from your midnight douch name.

Some of these guys sound like him.

No calls. Maybe she's just busy.

I'm thinking a booty call is in order.

Is it possible that she knows of this site?

You're correct. Guys are different.


I predicted 3 years ago that you'd be the one to KO his hymen anyway. I think it will be one of the most epic moments in the history of the interweb.

The best part, is as he trembles in nervous anticipation as he stutters out the only advice he recalls from 4000 tip filled posts towards him on this topic...."ww wwwww When do I pee in your butt".