Not entirely true.

I bet if he sat in a bar this Friday night and told the first hot chick that he was a virgin, then he just might get lucky. It has to be the right girl, who's profoundly promiscuous, and just tipsy enough to want to pop his cork.

Excellent advice. Unfortunately i dont see him changing much. He would have done it already.

not sure about that.

guys love the idea of a virgin, but I don't think chicks dream of getting with some kid that has no idea what to do and will most likely splooge his pants anyway.

maybe a look for cougar that just wants to tell her friends she fucked a 26 year old :shrug:

I had to live with my parents for 8 months when I moved to Cali and I still dated a girl and got laid.....so it's not true. Maybe it's the fact that you have to WANT to move out of your parents house.

there is someone for everyone
that's why there's fat chicks

I mentioned that earlier (I'm not looking up the post)... seems like Girls now want no part of it. back then 70s it was something to them.

Great stuff... It was hard for me to get past some of the rookie mistakes, as I'm sure it is with a lot of people. It was far too easy for me to say I didn't have a chance than to try at all, and then when I got one I'd think it was better to let her choose where to go, etc; and would always make myself available.

The first time I threw all of that out the window, I ended up dating a girl who was way out of my league. Being confident, assertive and decisive, and a little bit of an asshole, all go a long way....

I know a lot of the stuff in this thread is just joking around and pulling strings, but if you're serious about meeting a girl, you should really concentrate on those 10 things.

This one is way out of my league, but seems to like talking to me. She's also under the delusion that she's a blonde.

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2...jpeg150xq1.jpg

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kinda freaky lookin but Id give her a pearl necklace

Really? That's considered freaky looking? My tongue's hanging out.

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Oh god she's writing a lot.

Her face isn't great but I'd sure do her. Chances are she wouldn't do either me or Claythan. But I'm old, what's his excuse?

shes got kinda freaky smile but like i said id slap her with my salamies

Okay, it's not really about dating, but I do have a question for the guys. Does it really turn you on to have a girl moaning non-stop? And I'm talking about the whining kind of moan. It sounds like they're in pain instead of pleasure. Do you really need the audio along with the visual?

teach her the INS AND OUTS of football goat

Uh...how many do you have?

I get that a lot.

Funny. I usually type out "by the way", because I'm afraid people won't know that BTW stands for.

That chick is cute enough. She's at least a 6 - which means she's about 8 points too high.

No. I'm glad you asked. Please take it back a notch next time.

Just smack me around harder next time if it gets to be too much.

She's out of your league. Why would a hot chick be on these dating sites? Hot chicks have their choice and the guys come to them. This chick is about as good as you will find on one of these sites.

I've seen hotter. For instance, the one from Wisconsin:

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/9733/46073984zj2.jpg

How is it you know about the different kinds of moan? Are you really a guy?

if you have to ask, you'll never know

I'd give her a 4.5.

Wow, I had no idea your standards were so high.

Must be nice.

For Claythan thats about a 9.8

He needs to be going after that hard.

We're having a nice conversation. She seems really sweet. I want to stick my tongue down her throat.

Good for you. I wish you well. Try to tone down the horny 16 year kid act though.

Hmmm...is she trying to give me a hint?

You've been talking to her for several days and haven't asked her out....

Yes, she wants you to ask her out, Sherlock.

You have to meet her in person in order to be able to do that. Ask her out.

She wants it. Bad.

That's great dude. Maybe you could tell us about when you land a date instead of the play-by-play of you thinking about asking a gal out and then invariably shitting your pants.

:clap:

I pictured him doin something else in his pants but ok....

:clap::)And I thought this thread couldnt get any sadder.:clap:ROFL

Claythan will definitley die a virgin.

BTW, I am off to the bars and am meeting up with a bunch of 8s and a few
9s.
Should definitely go home with one of them. Atlanta is great!:)

fucking 80 year old women is nothing to be proud of unless you're Wilford Brimley.

fuck 9s, marry a 7.

You haven't posted anything above an 6.5 or 7.

And the other half the time, the exact opposite of this advice will work because we are talking about women.

No. You ask one of them, and it needs to be the freak of the two.

Sadly, I learned that this was the correct approach, and then turned it down.

Unforgivable offense. My dick never forgave me.

We're going to need you to turn in your man card now.

"Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy?

It changes everything.

I'd have to dress different.

I'd have to act different.

I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting.

I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... Naw, I'm not ready for it."

ROFL

Well played. Rep for the Seinfeld reference.

It all sounded good to me.

what doesn't?

ROFL

Who are you?

i just thought it was funny.

IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY DONG!

wear clean underoos, you know, just in case

I'm thinking I might go freeballin.'

Chicks dig it. They want to feel your throbbing cock straining against the rough fabric of your pants.

EDIT - I should have said "show me the ropes. And your tits."

lol

Shit!

OK. She told me about where she lives, so I'm assuming she still wants to go out. I kind of like this place:

http://houston.citysearch.com/profile/9857856

Or this one:

http://houston.citysearch.com/profil...ren_s_inn.html

OR THIS ONE!

http://houston.citysearch.com/profil...davenport.html

Guess I should take a hint.

If you have this much trouble simply asking her out for a drink, then she's going to have to smother you with labia for you to recognize that hint.

What the shit.

Oh god what the **** is going on.

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Originally Posted by me Mmmm, well, if you know any good places in Houston to get a martini and I'd love to buy you one. Truth be told I've never even had a martini so maybe you could show me the ropes. :)

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Originally Posted by me Where exactly in Houston are you?

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Originally Posted by me Hmmm, well, this might be fairly close to you. Apparently it has a huge variety of martinis and they're pretty good. http://houston.citysearch.com/profil...davenport.html

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Originally Posted by me Alright, I can take a hint. Sorry. Good luck to you.

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Originally Posted by me I dunno, it just seems like you're not interested in meeting up for a drink. Did I read you wrong? I'm getting mixed signals here. You seem like a really cool girl who's just a little bit shy. Truth is I'm the same way. That's why I'm here and not diving into seedy bars every night.

You are a ****ing reerun

SALVAGE OPERATION IN PROGRESS

I agree with this guy. You screwed it up nicely

Nah, it's cool. We're taking the relationship to the next level.

Chick is damaged. Move on to the next one.

It's the internet duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How in the hell is he supposed to learn valuable life lessons about crazy women if he does that?

I like this one a lot. She's sweet. I'm going to keep her on the back burner while I try to get laid.

You better keep her on the front burner, its not like your track record is outstanding.

She's going to be my intellectual whore.

Who cares if she's damaged goods if all your trying to do is get laid. Go for broke. Especially if its going to be your first time. Just dont get hooked.

truth

He needs to get to first base. If a girl keeps him in the "on-deck circle" then he'll never get to first base. There's a couple ways dude is going to score:
1. Get married.
2. Find a total slut who likes nerds.

She stands to learn a lot more about crazy men than what you're suggesting.

3. Go to Asia or Mexico and buy a hooker :)

Dude left mommy for 2 weeks to a college town and couldn't close. How is he supposed to work up the nerve to:
A. Commit a crime, soliciting.
B. Speak to a woman in person.
C. Figure out the rest of the unmentionables.
D. Pay up what is owed.

650 #s

He should pay particular attention to that one girl. She's out looking for a job. Something that lazy freeloader would never do.