Wow.. dumb. You never asked her out and then get all pissed at her? WTF? It's your job to ASK, not to hint. Doofus.

the morgue - a heating pad or a couple cans of sterno
and get it over with

I did ask. Read again.

This thread is hilarious.

Claythan, im not sure ive ever seen a more socially inept dude than you, and ive met quite a few.


At this point, your probably better off sticking to your Pron every nite.

Good Luck.

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Mmmm, well, if you know any good places in Houston to get a martini and I'd love to buy you one. Truth be told I've never even had a martini so maybe you could show me the ropes. :)
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Where exactly in Houston are you?
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Hmmm, well, this might be fairly close to you. Apparently it has a huge variety of martinis and they're pretty good.

http://houston.citysearch.com/profil...davenport.html
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Alright, I can take a hint. Sorry. Good luck to you.
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No you did not. "I'd love to buy you one..." is not asking her out.

Bullshit.

And "wow looks like an interesting place!" doesn't sound like a hint to stay away to me.

I agree.

actually, he's right just straight out ask," hey lets meet up at whatever location for some drinks" then verify the time that's more conducive for the both of you

I'm going to say no to this chick, Claythan. She is obviously batshit crazy.

You need to find someone you can easily talk to. This is hard. I have an extreme case of social anxiety and find it difficult to converse with people without putting forth an effort. I don't picture you as the type that would enjoy talking to someone like this at a martini place.

I'd suggest meeting someone at a familiar territory to you, it will ease the pressure for yourself and you will be able to dictate the conversation as you see fit. Perhaps a favorite restaurant of yours?

Yep. You can't be that vague with chicks. "We should get together sometime.." "I'd like to meet you whenever.." "We should do something.." will get you no where and is NOT asking a girl out. You need to be specific and girls typically like a guy who takes charge and makes a decision.

For example, last night I told some chick to not make any plans for Friday night. Specific. Her response? "Where are we going to go?" Confirmed.

"The lady will have a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, hold the onions, and I'll have the Indiana Jones McNuggets happy meal."

Indiana Jones has the Zesty Double Whopper. Don't ask me how I know, it's too painful.

This place is nice:

http://www.hilton.com/en/hi/hotels/h...&promo=skyline

They don't accept payment in WPI subscriptions.

Its rated '5 Boba Fetts in original packaging going to E-bay'

lol...comedy gold

"Who is she? That's my mom, she will chaperone us on the date."

Try to get on that show where all the dorks are taught how to pull ass by the head dork guy that wears all the stupid hats. That shit is hilarious. I bet some broad would at least wack you off if you're on tv.

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what is the name of this show?

It's too late, dude. They've already casted for this season. Maybe next year.

Why, did you send in your application too late :D

No, it was in plenty of time but I got cut in the first round.

The Mystery Method or something like that. I think Goatcheese would fit in better on Beauty and the Geek.

I don't think I'm nerdy enough for that show.

Not all of them are 'nerdy'. Some are socially awkward to the extreme.

Based on you're posts, I think you would be perfect. It's called The Social, this is season 2. Working title was The Pickup Artist. Same company produces Beauty and the Geeks unfortunately for GC, geeks didn't get picked up for another season.

Fat, unemployed and living with parents well into adulthood would seem to be good credentials for nerdy.

I only fit one of those criteria, unfortunately. And I can hold a conversation at a bar. I also bathe regularly and have good personal hygiene. I watched a few episodes of Beauty and the Geek and some of those dudes were disgusting.

You fit at least two of them. And you're not out of the fat woods yet.

I could run circles around you, old man.

Being able to outrun a 63 year old isn't much to brag about. After you finally get a woman to give you a second glance, your next hurdle will be to convince one you have potential as a provider. Wasn't it Phobia who said you couldn't provide for a large dog? Women don't much go for momma's boys. Just give it up. You're a failure.

I won't let you bring me down, Skippy poo.

:doh!:

That's not right. ROFL

Sure it is. He has none of the qualities women are looking for. It's too bad but he does nothing to correct his shortcomings. I've given up on him.

Poor Skip.

No. You've misunderstood. I have no idea about the accuracy of this claim. GoChiefs may or may not be hopeless. I was alluding to the severity of your Internet bitch slap of GoChiefs.

I still haven't come to the conclusion yet if GoChiefs really is this pathetic...or this is just a big ploy for attention.

It's shock treatment.

It's the latter because he's received much earnest and solid advice, scattered amongst the insults, in many of his threads, yet he continues to ask the same questions.

Actually, not really. Mostly I'm just bouncing the events off you ****ers. Now stop whining. Jeez.

No complaining here. Much of this has some entertainment value. But the "how do I get laid/a date?" question(s) has/have been discussed several times and in different threads.

Ages ago, dude. You don't really see me asking anymore.

GC would've been perfect for the pickup artist show.

Ok. Fair enough. Perhaps I'm conflating some things...

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/7...713jpeglx1.jpg

You wouldn't know what to do with that.

I'd do it over and over and over again. That's what I'd do.

One of the more sensible things I've ever read from you.

Like a Jack-Russel ****ing terrier on speed.

Waaaay out of your league. She can get a stud.......... with a job.

that hairstyle is for wearing a motorcylce helmet
you've been beat to the punch again by MV

Oh it's getting hot in here. So take off all your clothes.

Up next, GoChiefs on 'How to catch a predator.'

LOL

If only you knew the story I'll never tell on Chiefsplanet.

;)

Oh thats not fair!

Oh god she's online!

Get some tissues.

Probably talking to her boyfriend.

This is going well.

That went well.

LOOK AT ME!!! LOOK AT ME!!!

:rolleyes:

Pros: I didn't mention Star Wars once.

Cons: None.

I'll post the transcript tomorrow and you can all tell me how terrible I was.

How about this?

You spare us the grade-school crushes and the "do you like me, circle yes or no" commentary and just let us know when you:

1. Have a first date.
2. Have a 5th date.
3. Have a 10th date.
4. Hold hands with a girl.
5. Have maintained a relationship with a girl for a month.
6. Kiss a girl.
7. I'm sure by that time we'll be bored out of our minds.

This is flawed. You know damn well that before the 5th date she will find out he still lives with his parents and doesn't have a job.

Is this true?

No. Skip likes to talk out his ass.

So you do have your own place?

Of course not. Skip tells the truth. Claythan talks out his ass from his momma's house. Claythan has never met a rent or utility payment. His parents support him. It is his main problem.

LMAO

If this is the case, GoChiefs, I'm afraid that Skip is 100 percent correct. A man needs to make his own way at some point. You could get a pass for a year or two after college, but after that, it's time to paddle your own.

:LOL:

Here you go Claythan, as if this thread doesn't have enough advice for you.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/08/12...eet/index.html

So what is your excuse, Skip?

I'm old

OK. Here's the transcript. I think it went pretty well. Obviously I changed her screen name.

bfett81: hi there :-)
HOTINTERNETSLUT: hola
bfett81: how were the 'rents?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: they're ok
bfett81: sorry about all that dumb stuff last night...i just got confused
bfett81: felt like a heel
bfett81: :-(
HOTINTERNETSLUT: oh no worries
HOTINTERNETSLUT: it happens
HOTINTERNETSLUT: usually though I'm honest about things so I would have just said if I wasn't interested in the idea
HOTINTERNETSLUT: that or ignore you
HOTINTERNETSLUT: i feel bad ignoring people but lately though I've had so many messages that I just don't even reply to
bfett81: lol well...girls can be confusing sometimes so you never know
bfett81: im glad you weren't just brushing me off, though
bfett81: lots of people messaging you, eh?
bfett81: bunch of creeps, or what?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: just people I know I wouldn't be interested in
bfett81: get a lot of woos? lol
HOTINTERNETSLUT: some seem like creeps others seem not so much for me. One guy's profile said he does drugs sometimes and that's not for me
HOTINTERNETSLUT: no really
bfett81: yeah, not into drugs either
HOTINTERNETSLUT: wow I haven't been on aim in forever
bfett81: heh
bfett81: half the people i run into are using freakin' MSN or yahoo
HOTINTERNETSLUT: yeah I have yahoo but don't use that either
bfett81: it's pretty clunky
HOTINTERNETSLUT: I used to be on aim every day but not anymore
bfett81: yeah college chicks usually are lol
HOTINTERNETSLUT: college chicks?
bfett81: my sister would have like 40 people on her AIM list sometimes
bfett81: im assuming you were talking about your school days
HOTINTERNETSLUT: yeah...but it was before I went away for school so I guess I don't think of myself as a college girl at that time
bfett81: mmm
bfett81: how was the interview this morning?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: actually I didn't have an interview
bfett81: ah
HOTINTERNETSLUT: I was going by a school to drop off my resume hoping for an interview
HOTINTERNETSLUT: I got there and NO ONE was there!
bfett81: just...no one?
bfett81: locked doors?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: yep
bfett81: what time was it?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: but I had called the school yesterday and left a message
HOTINTERNETSLUT: it was a little after 8 when i got there
HOTINTERNETSLUT: but by the time I got home the school had called me back
HOTINTERNETSLUT: so I got to talk to the lady and they are still hiring for the position I'm interested in and I have an interview tomorrow morning
bfett81: lol well let's hope the doors are unlocked this time
bfett81: when do the kids go back to school?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: the doors better be open I'm pretty sure they will be
HOTINTERNETSLUT: for this school, school starts sept 2nd but I'd have to be there starting the 25th
bfett81: just seems a little weird no one was there, was it grade school or what?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: their hours this week are 9-12
HOTINTERNETSLUT: found that out after the fact
bfett81: yeah, they probably don't have summer school or something
HOTINTERNETSLUT: no they don't it's a small private school
HOTINTERNETSLUT: I'll only have 8 kids in my class
HOTINTERNETSLUT: and that's kindergarten and first grade combined
bfett81: not too bad at all
bfett81: private, very nice
bfett81: probably means more $$$
HOTINTERNETSLUT: ah i'm not sure about that
HOTINTERNETSLUT: but I guess we'll see
HOTINTERNETSLUT: so I quit my job today
bfett81: did you do in style? 8-)
HOTINTERNETSLUT: eh I did it in front of 5 other people and basically lied and said i had a job lined up
bfett81: heh...this guy did it in style
bfett81: http://www.newsnet5.com/news/17169636/detail.html
HOTINTERNETSLUT: I feel like the job is mine if I want it
HOTINTERNETSLUT: ew
bfett81: lol...well considering most of those places, that sink might never be cleaner
HOTINTERNETSLUT: ugh don't tell me crap like that
HOTINTERNETSLUT: and never talk about the recycled air on an airplane
bfett81: i used to work at papa john's...but I won't go into details
HOTINTERNETSLUT: I can imagine but it's best I know nothing
bfett81: i haven't even heard the recycled air stuff....and i just got off a plane the other day
bfett81: you ever see "waiting" ?
bfett81: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0348333/
HOTINTERNETSLUT: nope haven't even heard of it
bfett81: it's basically about the sick stuff food service workers pull in the line of duty
bfett81: and from what i hear it's all pretty true to life lol
bfett81: essentially...don't piss off your server
bfett81: and tip well
HOTINTERNETSLUT: yes yes
bfett81: lol alright, time to change the subject
bfett81: you ever been to wisconsin?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: nope
bfett81: i was there last week...
HOTINTERNETSLUT: why?
bfett81: got to see milwaukee and chicago for the first time
bfett81: i was covering chiefs training camp
bfett81: NFL team
HOTINTERNETSLUT: I see...fun?
bfett81: they go up there to prepare for the season every year, since KC weather is like hell this time of year
bfett81: well it was work, but pretty cool
bfett81: milwaukee is AWESOME
bfett81: one of the coolest cities i've ever seen
HOTINTERNETSLUT: really?
bfett81: oh yeah
HOTINTERNETSLUT: I would not have guessed that
bfett81: i was blown away
bfett81: yeah, i know, me too!
bfett81: i mean most of wisconsin is just cows and shrubbery
bfett81: but the architecture in milwaukee is like someone took a fistful of churches from europe and plopped 'em down in the midwest US
HOTINTERNETSLUT: huh interesting I might need to add that to the list of places I plan to visit this lifetime
bfett81: lake drive out by lake michigan is where all the rich people live
bfett81: it was amazing, too
bfett81: i had no idea the lakes were so huge
bfett81: it was like looking at the atlantic
HOTINTERNETSLUT: really that's cool. I have never been north or east and all that midwest and stuff...it's something i must do
bfett81: yeah i've never been east apart from florida
bfett81: pretty cool though, and nice weather, a great break from 100 degrees down here, which hit me like a ton of bricks when i got off the plane the other day
bfett81: ugh!
HOTINTERNETSLUT: yep yep me too when I got back from Maui
bfett81: the actual town in wisconsin where the chiefs were
bfett81: it's funny, though
bfett81: it's really small
bfett81: it's ridiculous how small it is
bfett81: the movie theater is like a 7-11
bfett81: they're bummed because the chiefs drop all this money there every year and they're probably not coming back
HOTINTERNETSLUT: they aren't?
bfett81: doesn't even have a wal mart though...lol
bfett81: nah, they spent all this money in KC on new facilities
HOTINTERNETSLUT: oh yes walmart makes a town
bfett81: we had to go to walgreens....
bfett81: you want fine dining at applebees you gotta head up the road to hudson lol
HOTINTERNETSLUT: at applebees?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: seriously fine dining? not really my type of resturant
HOTINTERNETSLUT: I couldn't survive
bfett81: i know, i'm just saying, if they had an applebees in river falls
HOTINTERNETSLUT: well I can live without walmart
bfett81: it would be packed every night
HOTINTERNETSLUT: well yeah I got what you are saying...
bfett81: worst mexican food of my life was in river falls last year
HOTINTERNETSLUT: ah yeah I could imagine and I'm not that big of a mexican fan
bfett81: cheese curds are a local delicacy though...lol...and actually quite good
bfett81: no, really?
bfett81: how long you lived in TX?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: eww
HOTINTERNETSLUT: let's see 24 years and umm 6 months
bfett81: and you don't like mex?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: haha it's not my favorite
bfett81: wow, OK
bfett81: ever been to chuy's?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: yes and actually they have the best cheese quesadillas I've ever had
HOTINTERNETSLUT: I'm a bland eater for the most part
bfett81: there you go then
bfett81: chuy's is GOOD mexican
bfett81: most places kinda suck
bfett81: my sister loves their creamy jalapeno dip
HOTINTERNETSLUT: sounds too spicy for my liking
bfett81: what do you mean by a bland eater?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: ok like quesadillas...no chicken or beef...just cheese please
bfett81: ah
bfett81: no onions?
bfett81: no tomatoes?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: nope nothing just cheese
HOTINTERNETSLUT: and don't even bring the sour cream and pico de gallo with it
bfett81: can't stand sour cream
bfett81: well at least you eat cheese
bfett81: because if you didn't I'd just close this window right now
HOTINTERNETSLUT: haha
HOTINTERNETSLUT: I'm really not a big food person
HOTINTERNETSLUT: :-(
bfett81: oh great, make me feel like a pig
bfett81: you're just too good for that "food" stuff!
HOTINTERNETSLUT: apparently I make everyone feel like a pig
HOTINTERNETSLUT: haha...
HOTINTERNETSLUT: I once made a comment to some of my friends that I wish we didn't have to eat to live
bfett81: just martinis and quesadillas for you....
HOTINTERNETSLUT: and she won't let me live that comment done
HOTINTERNETSLUT: ew no please terrible combination
bfett81: yeah?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: let's say italian or chinese with a martini
bfett81: i had some vodka with quesadillas once...it wasn't bad
bfett81: but i was just getting ripped at my cousin's
HOTINTERNETSLUT: ok maybe not but i don't really want quesadillas most of the time just if someone wants to go to a mexican resturant i'm not going to not go because it's not my favorite
bfett81: so what do you like?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: italian
HOTINTERNETSLUT: chinese
bfett81: i mean, when you can actually hold off your gag reflex to choke down some food...
bfett81: http://maddenlist.com/forum/images/s.../001_smile.gif
HOTINTERNETSLUT: hey now I don't have an eating disorder
bfett81: lol well that's good to hear...
bfett81: not into 90-lb girls
HOTINTERNETSLUT: eww no way
HOTINTERNETSLUT: that's gross
bfett81: you say "eww" a lot
HOTINTERNETSLUT: haha
HOTINTERNETSLUT: only online
bfett81: ever been to the GIANT chinese buffet place downtown?
bfett81: i forget where it is exactly
bfett81: it has these huge stone lions out in front
bfett81: and this fish pond
HOTINTERNETSLUT: nope
bfett81: they have like, 200 things in the buffet, it's ridiculous
bfett81: but most of them SUCK
bfett81: it's incredible
HOTINTERNETSLUT: I usually eat at the hole in the wall places
bfett81: i hate it :-\
bfett81: mmm, those are usually the best
HOTINTERNETSLUT: and P.F. Changs was decent
bfett81: trying to find this italian place i love....it's downtown...
bfett81: awesome bruschetta
HOTINTERNETSLUT: I haven't really explored downtown a whole lot
bfett81: eh, me neither, i don't even know where this place is
bfett81: went down a couple times for some rockets/texans games
bfett81: last year i saw this at the bball arena...
bfett81: http://www.dinosaurlive.com/
HOTINTERNETSLUT: you saw it?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: was it good? I wanted to take my nephew but found out about it too late and the show was gone
bfett81: OMG
bfett81: it was amazing
HOTINTERNETSLUT: it looked like it
bfett81: all the little kids
bfett81: were awestruck
bfett81: the people in the dino suits were best, moved around really quickly
bfett81: you couldn't really see their legs unless you looked for them
HOTINTERNETSLUT: that's cool my nephew would have loved it
bfett81: http://www.josephinesitalian.com/
HOTINTERNETSLUT: umm....hmmmm
bfett81: that's the italian place
bfett81: AMAZING
HOTINTERNETSLUT: I'm getting an IM from someone I don't know...
bfett81: always fun
HOTINTERNETSLUT: and I'm not sure how they got my screenname
bfett81: lol I wouldn't give it out...
HOTINTERNETSLUT: well I believe that
HOTINTERNETSLUT: wasn't trying to say you did
bfett81: thanks
bfett81: they still talking?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: not really
HOTINTERNETSLUT: they don't seem to know who i am either
bfett81: probably just spam?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: no I think they're tried talking to me before actually
bfett81: so you're lauren?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: what in the world would give you that idea?
bfett81: haha
bfett81: oh, just random guess
HOTINTERNETSLUT: haha
bfett81: you look like a lauren :-)
bfett81: im clay
HOTINTERNETSLUT: well yes I am lauren
bfett81: do i look like a clay?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: wow clay nope I don't think I would have guessed clay
bfett81: what did you guess?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: i dont know
HOTINTERNETSLUT: guess i hadn't really thought about it until now
bfett81: heh
bfett81: and here I figured you were spending hours staring at my profile....
HOTINTERNETSLUT: what's in a name?
bfett81: um...words
bfett81: er
bfett81: letters
bfett81: now i feel stupid
HOTINTERNETSLUT: oh come on now...shakespeare
bfett81: yes, i know
bfett81: my parents are weird though
bfett81: they wanted to name my sister morag
HOTINTERNETSLUT: hmmm
bfett81: sounds like a freaking beast of legend or something
bfett81: THE MORAG
bfett81: =-O
HOTINTERNETSLUT: haha
HOTINTERNETSLUT: what did they end up naming her?
bfett81: erin...lol
HOTINTERNETSLUT: ah yes better
bfett81: apparently it was a very popular scottish name at the time though...morag
bfett81: my sister got stuck with "phaedra"
bfett81: which was mispronounced "padre" at her wedding
bfett81: don't ask me how
bfett81: it's actually pronounced "fay-dra"
HOTINTERNETSLUT: oh know i'd be mad
bfett81: it's greek
bfett81: oh yeah?
bfett81: or just over padre?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: mispronuciation of my name at my wedding?
bfett81: heh
bfett81: every girl's greatest fear...
HOTINTERNETSLUT: well wasn't until now
bfett81: what's worse, that or tripping over feet while you dance at your wedding?
bfett81: in front of 100s of people?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: dancing....
HOTINTERNETSLUT: that's a no go for me
bfett81: see guys don't really think about this crap
bfett81: because for them....just the fact that it's a WEDDING
bfett81: is bad enough
HOTINTERNETSLUT: well i've never thought about the dancing because I don't dance
bfett81: lol well I probably could, all my relatives say I should have been a dancer
bfett81: but I lack the gumption
bfett81: because you know, dancing is SO scary and all
bfett81: eek
HOTINTERNETSLUT: i hate dancing
HOTINTERNETSLUT: always have
HOTINTERNETSLUT: and i hate when one of my friends goes to this place that has a floor for dancing and wants me to go with her
HOTINTERNETSLUT: and she made me leave my lovely swig enjoying my martinis to go pay cover and watch her dance with nasty hot sweaty people
bfett81: lmao...that's my sister
bfett81: what, you don't like complete strangers rubbing up against you in the dark?
bfett81: come on now
bfett81: that's a damn good time
HOTINTERNETSLUT: what is?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: dancing with strangers?
bfett81: according to some people
HOTINTERNETSLUT: not to me
bfett81: but no, i agree...i don't see the appeal
bfett81: great place to get a tab of E slipped in your drink
bfett81: or worse
bfett81: we had to take ballroom dancing class when i was a kid in school
bfett81: it was excruciating, especially since i was like 8 and hated girls
HOTINTERNETSLUT: haha i could imagine that
bfett81: i don't think they have that in the US school system
bfett81: this was in scotland
bfett81: it was part of our "PE"
HOTINTERNETSLUT: yeah makes sense
bfett81: i like your puppy
bfett81: is he *your* puppy?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: ??
bfett81: your little AIM dog
bfett81: your icon
HOTINTERNETSLUT: umm...I don't even know what it is
HOTINTERNETSLUT: haha
bfett81: guess you don't see my AWESOME kermit
HOTINTERNETSLUT: yeah i can see that
bfett81: i call him "street kermit"
HOTINTERNETSLUT: but i don't remember what my icon is
bfett81: you betta recognize!
bfett81: it's some dog with a red collar
bfett81: he's not nearly as gangsta as my kermit
bfett81: my kermit would do a drive by on that poor dog
HOTINTERNETSLUT: um i don't know what you're seeing but i'm looking at it and it's a victoria secret deal
HOTINTERNETSLUT: it says love pink with a guitar and dog
HOTINTERNETSLUT wants to directly connect.
HOTINTERNETSLUT is now directly connected.
bfett81: great, now i miss out victoria's secret stuff
bfett81: for a dog
bfett81: or not...
HOTINTERNETSLUT: well i was going to send it but it's not working
bfett81: see, i'm cursed
HOTINTERNETSLUT: man this stuff is old
bfett81: maybe if i photoshop a bra on kermit...
HOTINTERNETSLUT: my little personality thing and stuff
bfett81: yeah i left mine alone for months
HOTINTERNETSLUT: mine is llike over a year
bfett81: woo, AIM icons....this is thrilling conversation right here!
HOTINTERNETSLUT: yes yes it is
bfett81: you use monster.com?
bfett81: the job hunting site?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: i have
bfett81: is there a section to enter "reference codes?"
bfett81: i just haven't used it in awhile, im lost here
HOTINTERNETSLUT: i have no idea
bfett81: bah
bfett81: looks like a scam anyway
HOTINTERNETSLUT: all right
bfett81: craigslist
bfett81: scam city
HOTINTERNETSLUT: yeah can be
bfett81: anyway...i'm about to hit the sack
bfett81: but it was nice chatting with you tonight :-)
HOTINTERNETSLUT: yeah i need to too...got an interview in the morning :-)
bfett81: so hopefully I'll see you around
bfett81: yep you do!
bfett81: good luck with that
HOTINTERNETSLUT: thank you
HOTINTERNETSLUT: have a good night
HOTINTERNETSLUT: talk to you later I'm sure
bfett81: i'd like that
bfett81: lauren
bfett81: :-)
HOTINTERNETSLUT: night sleep tight

WHY did I just read that?

I ain't gonna

I can't believe i skimmed through most of that crap....nice on the eating disorder bit...

seems like you asked her all the ?'s and she did was answer...was she even interested in anything about you? Is this chick local? Don't put the pussy on the pedestal....

HOTINTERNETSLUT: talk to you later I'm sure
bfett81: i'd like that
bfett81: lauren
bfett81: :-)
HOTINTERNETSLUT: night sleep tight

Oddest conversation ever.

Two things for you to think about GoChiefs.

1. Never mention slipping E in a drink at a club.....even as a joke.
2. She's a girl who doesn't like to dance......that's odd.