:doh!:

you're hopeless

You need to cut to the chase dude.

I noticed that too. She didn't talk very much and everytime you brought up a subject that could turn into a conversation.....she gave short answers and moved away from the conversation. I'd say dump her and move on because with her....it'll take you months and lots of money to get in her pants.

This girl I'm taking out friday night told me she doesn't like to dance. When I dug a little deeper I found out she likes to dance, and does so each morning while getting ready, but doesn't like random guys trying to grind on her ass. :shrug:

Soon you're going to be the dude she IM's asking how to fix her guy problems

She admitted to being pretty shy.

Exactly...she already knows he wants her and it's over...girls come to the guys, she probably was messaging like 5 other dudes at the same timeROFL

Yep.. Goatcheese went on and on and on and on and on and on and on...

And wtf is wrong with you pasting link after link? It's not like she's going to click on all of those and it makes you look like a loser nerd who has no life. Wait a minute.... :hmmm:

so don't grind her until she's sufficently buzzed to grind you if you got dance moves..... Dude time to man up and work your MOJO if you have any

lol his AIM name is bfett81. I'm pretty sure she knew that from the beginning of the conversation.

I'm not looking for advice. ;) Plus I'm not a 'random guy' so I'll have no trouble grinding on her if I so choose. :)

She's probably a closet nerd or a guy lol, hell my friend met his wife on myspace....she is a huge ****in nerd but you couldnt tell looking at her

Which fantasy dream "slut" is this again?

this was for Goatse to figure out I just appended wothout copying your text..........sorry for any confusion. He's in new territory and needs all the help he can get.

She reminds me a little of Nancy Wilson of Heart.

Okay cool, just remember lay off saying negative shit like " stupid" or putting yourself down remember be cocky cool "everything is awesome" should be your mindset.

I got it down. My gag reflex line was a real winner.

So, how many internet dates before you ask her out? 'hope to see you around' doesn't sound very promising.

you seem to bring up your sister a lot.

When every IM she gets comes from the handle bfett81, doesn't that count as at least one Star Wars mention?

Whoops, this one wants a future. Goatse's done.

I doubt most girls would even make the connection.

I already asked her out but she wants to take it slow. She's sort of shy.

She won't even meet you for a cup of coffee or something?

No, I asked her for a drink. It's OK, I've got some sluts on the back burner. This one's nice.

congrats on 64k.

did you ask her if she shaved or was natural too.... :)

It's an excuse. She's either decided she not interested, or she'd got an uneasy feeling about you. You can give it a few more online conversations. I'd move on if she doesn't agree to meet you soon.

I agree. But we did chat for two hours. Before I even contact her she said she was shy on her profile.

Oooh! She's online again!

If you do meet up, dont meet up at a bar. That is like taking a steak to kennel. Not the smartest thing to do. Find a restrauant or coffee house, some where her alert level wont be has high either.

Her alert level? But yeah, having her stolen out from underneath my feet would suck.

Just send her a picture of your genitals already. Jeez

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[QUOTE=Claythan;4913213]Her alert level? [QUOTE]

Yep, if you take her to a bar she wont be herself as much. Also she would be on the look out more. Take her to a place where its just you and her and the distractions are to the minum. You want her focused on you. It will be easier to get her to open as well.

I know you guys mean well with your advice but this guy is hopeless. He still lives with his mommie as a 27 year old. And he has no job. Yeah, that's just what every woman is looking for. Besides that, she would have to protect him if trouble broke out.

Yes, Skip, we know you like to rip on me. Enjoy yourself.

Take her to a fire station.

Take her to Willie's on Grand in KC on Friday night at 9PM.

Take her to the zoo

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And when you come across two animals going at it, lean over and softly whisper in her ear, "That's what I want to do to you."

The monkeys will steal her from me, dude.

I need to avoid areas with other human and semi-human males.

HOT!

he he

skip I'm with you
that's funny

luv can present her with the chat manuscript you posted this way.

I'm just pointing out the obvious. Why don't you do something about it? Most guys your age are well into paying for a house. Are you really that lazy that you won't get a job?

Then we wouldn't have your entertaining rants here on the Planet. I'd be depriving Chiefs fans of amazing entertainment. As long as I'm a complete ****ing loser you have endless material. FOREVER!

This explains half the threads I post. I have no excuse for the other half.

You need to let her know you are the king shit. Slide a finger in her asscrack by the penguin exhibit. Chicks dig that type romantic shit

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I must add that it is a good thing every male doesn't act like you or the US would have a GNP of zero and we would get taken over by the French (or any other tiny country that chose to.) Get off your lazy ass you piece of shit. You are a blight on society. Have you no shame?

Wait til you hear about the other chick I ran into. She might be up for that. She wants to be my "older woman."

WOW!

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/5...yrclpxuxp2.jpg

Even if you could get a woman to date you it wouldn't last long when she found out what a slug you are. No woman wants a Baby Huey she has to support.

Skip is on a roll! Change his username to butter!

You're sure not on a roll. You are a parasite who lives off the labor of others. Yeah a lot of women are looking for bottom feeders like that. Even if you could get a date it would go no further when they found out what you are. Do you intend to sponge off of your parents your entire life you pathetic POS?

Of course not, Skip.

http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/335/z93862146pv0.jpg

Dude - I won't endorse playing games with a woman but if you're chatting with her for 2 hours it sends a couple of messages:
1. She's important to you, which can be a good thing - but probably not considering her stated desires of taking things slowly.
2. You have nothing else to do, which is clearly not a good thing.

I would keep future chats with her short and sweet. Blow her off a few times. Make her pursue you. If she does pursue then she was interested. If not then you were spinning your wheels anyway. Wait until an actual date to shower her with 2 hours of attention.

jeez, this thread. So sad, and funny. bobafett and Luv should get it over with and **** already

you make it hard to masturbate on the web

No shit about the chatting, reduce that shit, you'll be in the friendzone

I say go out and do something, invite her to go bowling or some shit....do you even think you'd have the balls to make any moves in person? It's just a damn woman, its not rocket science

Oh man

I cant believe anyone is actually buying this garbage

The internet doesn't seem like a very good place to find a mate. But where else is there?

Skip,

Does GoatCheese really not have a job and live with his mom? or you just giving him a hard time?

"Well, I was thinking about hosing you, and ..."

This thread is going to go on forever.

Ain't she the sweetest?

Note: this is from last night. Tonight she's been on AIM for hours and won't initiate anything. I don't know what her deal is. I'm going to leave the ball in her court, though.

He might have a job. In fact, he probably does have a job outside of his WPI participation.

Dude - that chick is not into you at all. Stop wasting your time.

You are ****ed, move onto the next one....just reading how you "talk" to her shows why you are a single guy...she doesn't ask you shit, its like you talking to yourself and answering your own questions, also the joking about how cool you are, fishing for compliments? Stop posting the gay ass smilies

Edit-phob's beat me

Heh. I gasped aloud when I read this:
Then there was the whole "I'm a dude and didn't have anything better to do in high school than babysit". Heh.

Something doesn't add up. Why would she sit there and blab for two hours if she wasn't into me? She's already admitted to being extremely shy. I think she can't even bring herself to IM me first. The poor dear.

I'll wait a couple more days and then ask her.

ROFL

You're a 'tard. Stalker material.

you're deluded.

HOTINTERNETSLUT: nothing
HOTINTERNETSLUT: I'm boring and lead no life


dude you are missing bigtime compliment cues

YOU blabbed for 2 hours. She just sat there and typed some short response every now and then.

She's not into you at all. You're essentially having a conversation with yourself, and it's pretty pathetic. Who the heck asks "did you enjoy our chat last night?"

All of your discussion is on practical crap too - her job, her future job, etc. You need to talk about stupid stuff - flirt. For example, last night I was talking to a girl and after we exchanged names we started talking about names. She said my name wasn't creepy but there were some creepy guy names - so I start rattling off names and she rates their creepiness. We get to 'Frank' and she said she had a best friend named Frank and that Frank's are great friends. So that leads to "So, Franks don't get the girls, huh?" "Nope" "I wasn't planning on it, but now I could never name my kid Frank" etc. etc. etc. Just stupid conversation. She doesn't want to spend 2 hours talking about her job

This reminds me of myself - 10 years ago.

This broad is boring man. Sounds depressed. Why you want a shy chick anyway? To each his own I guess

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he'll take anything he can get.

except a fat chick
(which would probably be the easiest)

I'm attracted to her. Not just her looks. Her personality.

What personality? You sound like you're in love because a somewhat average girl is responding to you on AIM or whatever

What he needs to go after is an outgoing chick. Watching two shy people have a conversation is like watching the Chiefs play the Raiders. It's boring and not a lot gets accomplished.