Don't introduce her to JennyGump. You might lose your roommate.

ROFL

I get all of my best thread ideas in the shower.

Well, since it's a decent looking chick, I'd probably let it ride. Although if it became annoying, I think I'd condescend to allowing her to service me once, but then withhold my magnificent member from her until she abrogated her disgusting lamb affiliation.

But since this is you, and not me, I'd probably say you should threaten to walk around the house naked until she becomes a chiefs fan. If that won't scare her straight, nothing will.

Kill him. You'll feel better.

That would not be very smart of the hot chick, then she has to put up with the schmoe.

Zach, you should just have fun with her any way you see fit! :p

Then I suggest letting her know in a variation of "rodeo". During sex grab on to her hair with one hand and yell "Faulk isn't good enough to hold Priest's jock!!!".

That's not fair to call Zack a schmoe. I see him as more of a schmuck. :p

...because the only good idea you ever have is "HEY! I should beat off!"

A female Rams fan? ... ewe!

Take pics of her and then post them here

Put Icy Hot in her panties..... :hmmm:

start working out Zach... get in shape and **** some of her friends... it will be a poon factory.

If that's your goal, Zach...you definitely don't want to put Icy Hot or Ben Gay in the crotch of her panties. That would pretty much nullify that possible scenario. :hmmm: