But what if they were asian and might kick you in the wang?

If Jillian would shut the **** up every once in a while she be even hotter. With that said, I'll go with Jillian.

I could help you with that (kept it for future photoshop fun) but wouldn't do it without his permission.

But if you did a search I'm sure you could find it... :)

I'd still do it.

That one swift kick in the groin was definately worth the two weeks of ecstasy.

Underwood. I might just be in the mood for a "wholesome" girl though.

If it was good enough to take a kick to the groin, I need to come across this woman.

I'm also not big on chix with catfish eyes...

Id have to **** them both to give my accurate assessment.

Im not big on chicks with camel toes bigger than an amature pornstar.

You can use a good mooseknuckle here and there.......

Well, I've got a new problem. Something I never thought would occur to me. I hit on one of my co-workers today. She smiled and she knew I was being flirtatious. Gawd, she has a great smile!
But, that's not the problem- the problem is she's African-American. She's the hottest black chick I've ever laid eyes on, and I can't stop smiling at her when we pass in the hallways. We have absolutely nothing in common. Much like my Asian chick- only that she and I loved sushi.
Anyways, just a precursor to another eventful romance story from yours truly here. Only this time, I'll probably be shot.

Jungle love it's drivin' me mad
It's makin' me crazy
Jungle love it's drivin' me mad
It's makin' me crazy

ROFL

I work with a guy who's girlfriend is Underwood's cousin. They grew up together in Oklahoma. She's hot too.