My MIL husband is my problem. He used to beat the hell out of her mom, Kicked all the kids out of the house. 2 of his 3 daughters were pregnant and he told the youngest one don't be hos like your sisters(she ended up pregnant anyway, My wife is the only one thats married)... I could on an on about this asshole. I virtually have no contact with him because of some other stuff hes done. MY MIL is a sweetheart tho.

A shovel and a hole in the woods can take care of that issue...

My folks love her to bits and vice versa. They can't understand why she puts up with me, and that's part of her charm.

My lover is like a gazelle or a young stag. Look! There he stands behind our wall, gazing through the windows, peering through the lattice.
Song of Solomon 2:9

Until the day breaks and the shadows flee, turn, my lover, and be like a gazelle or like a young stag on the rugged hills.
Song of Solomon 2:17

Come away, my lover, and be like a gazelle or like a young stag on the spice-laden mountains.
Song of Solomon 8:14

Pretty racy book. Especially when you consider that he probably wasn't actually referring to her "navel" at all.

Mine are, too. I wasn't too happy about getting married in a Catholic church, but I took one for the team that day. It was funny, when it came time for communion, everybody on the wife's side of the aisle got up. On my side, two people got up. Neither I nor any of my five groomsmen took communion. To say it was awkward would be an understatement. :D

Yes, we had to do the counseling. It was the first time my wife ever saw what she calls my "sales mode." It was great. The couple was effusive with their praise.

LMAO

My daughter is actually going to church (different ones each week) with my wife, because she asked to. The MiL was NOT happy when she found out that they're going to non-Catholic churches (although they did go to one a few weeks ago).

I memorized The Lord's Prayer just so that my wife would be freaked out. I asked her brother (bad Catholic) who was videotaping the ceremony to zoom in on my wife's face when that part came up. The look on her face was priceless.

LMAO

Yeah, it was the first one. We were trying not to laugh and my MiL was shooting me death looks.

LMAO

On which side mine or her's #1 or #2?
Either way it's too horrific for print.:shake:

I remember when we did the interview, the priest asked me my religion and I told him I was a Southern Baptist. He repeated the words "Southern Baptist" like it was something he'd just scraped off his shoe. Now, God and everybody here knows that I'm not religious at all, but that really pissed me off. It took pretty much all my self-control to just smile instead of repeating "Catholic" back to him in the same way and then kicking him in the face.

Mine are pretty cool except when we go to visit them we have to stay at their house (my mom's is too small) and for instance if we stay a week, we get to see my parents maybe 6 hours and spend the rest of the time with hers. Then they act like we spent equal time with both.

In laws just rolled by, back from Mexico and dropped off these:

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They are Japanese beer nuts with a Mexican spice, shit's like crack. I love my in laws.

My MiL is the bomb!!
Her nick name is "6 Pack" she likes beer
The rest of em' besides one or two I wouldn't give a coons azz for

To answer all of the questions...


Whilst my mil is a wonderful woman, she's like a 5 foot tall aunt Bea type.
She was quite the box 45 years ago, but not my cup of tea at this time.

And yes Donger, the spontaneous bewbage was planned for my b-day, I guess.
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Heh.