The Pioli regime.

I trust myself around a bag of Hostess Powdered Donettes more than the Chiefs.

I trust Hootie with my Fanduel money more than I trust the Chiefs to win.

LMAO

I trust Cairo Santos to make a 66-yard field goal more than I trust the Chiefs to win a game.

I would trust Jerod Fogel with an 14 yr old girl in the dark watching pornography...than the Chiefs to win more than 3 games...

I trust an Indian with 00000000000 phone number who randomly calls my cell regarding seriously concerning messages received by Microsoft with my computer passwords....more than I trust Andy Reid and the Chiefs.

I trust my apathy to remain at a high level.

I would trust a Catholic priest with my son during a sleepover more than the Chiefs.

I trust Kaepernick to win a SB in SF more than I trust the Chiefs.

LMAO

I trust a nice safe stroll through an Isis training camp in the Iraqi desert wearing a Uncle Sam suit than a chiefs win.

I would trust Donald Trumps hair to not fly off in a stiff breeze than the Chiefs.