Guys in skinny jeans.

Guys with what looks like bedazzled items stitch on their back pockets of their jeans in a decorative pattern

Iced tea made with Mexican tap water

Mike Tyson passing NFL concussion protocols.

I trust Johnny cueto pitching on the road in prime time more than I trust the Chiefs.

I trust a DOT enforcement officer to give a warning ticket and be a good guy more than I trust the Chiefs.


I trust my son with an open bag of cookies when I am outside more than I trust the Chiefs.

I guess it turned out to be a dry fart after all!