One of my best good friends lives in Wichita.

That's all I go.

Oh, yeah... And I got propositioned at a strip club down there once!

I'm sure her stretch marks and multiple c-section scars were all kinds of sexy.

As far as food, go to the anchor and get the "burn, baby burn"

Food: Bomber Burger, The Oasis, La Gallette (deserts especially).

Entertainment: Moseley Street Melodrama (dinner/show+audience participation), Warren Theaters ($5 on Wed. in downtown), Wichita Thunder (next home games 9th, 22nd), Kansas Cosmosphere (in Hutchinson).

Things to see: nothing

Haystack
An open faced beef burger topped with a pile of hand cut fries
smothered in queso. 8.99


Burn Baby Burn
Our Haystack made dangerous with toasted jalapeño bread,
smothered with chili, queso and grilled jalapeños. 9.99

Chris has a good burger and fries at Bomber burger. Check him out on his web page. He is a steelers fan and has a burger called the bus. 3 patties and 6 cheese. I had in last week. You won't need fries. It's over two pounds.

B&C creations all you can eat BBQ

My buddy has a place in Augusta just east of Wichita his BBQ Joint is called No Mercy. If you need anyone to grab a meal or something. No homo

Damn dude you looking close. She must have lifted her spare tire to show you the scars. the trick is to roll a marble across her ass and get it to rest in one of her cottage cheese dimples.

The Thunder fight alot, so that might be fun. But I hear you have to be willing to be molested by the gate security folks to get into a Thunder game now that they are in the new arena.

It was kinda funny. Nobody was paying her any attention so I go up to stage and give her a buck. She mutters something in my ear - "I'll do it for $200" and I'm like "wat?" Then she looked me up head to toe and said "actually, you're cute I'll do you for $100". Yea... I went to the other side of the strip club after that.

It's a nice place to live, but I wouldn't want to visit there.

Pierced or no?

Useless without pics.

Don't remember. Too drunk.

I was stationed there twenty years ago. Glad to hear that nothing much has changed. LMAO

Titty bars, Flop. That's about as good as it's going to get there this time of year.

You're a gamblin' man, right Flop?

There's a pretty nice casino like 10-15 minutes south. Kansas Star Casino in Mulvane, Ks.

That's about it.