I'd dismember and bury that bitch, and probably one of Smith's offspring chosen at random, before I'd ever let those messages get out

Odd flex, his friend is apparently the victim

Why do we care about this gossipy shit?

Are we little old ladies now on CP?

Good dick make women do crazy shit.

That's the chick I saw at karaoke night last week ad-libbing the Phil Collins song!

At the top of her lungs she kept singing "I can feel Steve coming in my throat tonight, hold on, hold on"

That's how I read it. It was like the worst dirty talk ever.

"I like it when you like that"

"I like that too"

"Me too"

"Oh god"

"I like when you touch me down there around those areas"

"I like those areas"

"You so hot"

**** this sent me holy God

I bet her husband exclusively does her missionary top only meanwhile SSS is literally slamming her on and off his giant hawg

nice

Thall shall not covet they neighbors wife or some shit like that.


This will live on the internet forever for this soon to be ex-wife (if the guy has any balls). Quick google of her name will bring this affair up. Pack up your shit and move on but the bad part is he has to deal with her because of kids. Keep leveling up, move on and move up guy.

Missionary is the way the lord wanted us to do it... everything else sacrilegious.

Also, having sex with other peoples' wives is bad I suppose.

I do wonder why anyone gives a shit about this though...

Like Trump said if you're famous you can just grab them in the pussy.

It was both. Joe Phillips wife too.

They met on Tinder were married soon after. And Mr. Martinez thought they live happily ever after? Isn't this like marrying the chick you met at the bar drunk on your ass?

I can’t take credit for the “emptying his nuts in her” comment. I stole that one from Donger of all people LMAO he struck gold with that one

I’d have to imagine any chick on those apps has drudged through miles of dick before you find them