Actually, no. I read that double-bagging is a bad idea. It can cause friction and tears.

Just make sure its on with this one...does the kid scare you

get a quick vasectomy

Feh.

That $3it never happens...

What kid?

Best advice the entire thread.

Hands down...

What can you guys tell me about asians?

Vasectomy meh.

He won't get any pussy to worry about doing that.

they put razorblades in their cooch

Why don't you roll the dice and figure this one out on your own.

I think it would beat a little Clayton running around.

An Clayasian would be the smartest mother****er in the history of the world.

I never liked that game. I guess I was too in to Magic at the time.

wow, you and her could break language barriers unbeknownst in ANY current culture

the rumors are false.... it's not slanted sideways.:)

Don't blow a load on her face.

See, now this is why Phobia should have let me sleep-pee in yer' ear hole.

Good lord, you remember that? That was god awful scary.

They charge $2.

The world already has been cursed with one to many of him already.

That would be hilarious.

This good deal for her - marry Clayton become a citizen.

of the Starfish Starship!

Rohypnol Claythan, Rohypnol.

Whatever happened to the shy girl and the 18 year old chick that liked older guys?

His raw animal magnetism repulsed them.

Shy girl is not interested and 18 year old was, as correctly identified by yours truly, a fatty.

Wrap that rascal. You don't want the gono ca ca ca ca's.

BOMB THE JAPS

Tell her to not worry about missing your date as long as she reschedules.....takes a grammar and spelling lesson...and let's you pee in my mouth. KAMIKAZE STYLE!!!!!!!!!

If my mom ever showed up with my kid unexpectedly like that, I know I'd be too angry to form complete words... and punctuation, out the window! Who does she think I am, a f***ing babysitter?!?!


:spock:

Well at least she texted me BEFORE I went out to buy a jacket.

But I shaved my balls for NOTHING, man.

http://images.google.com/url?q=http:...VMRV7U0iO9WaCQ

Damn.

This was bullshit, mecca-style, from the start

claythan, hook up with luv, get married, post here about everything you two do during the day, high five each other when you get a rep or have a thread go over the two page mark, and have fun with each others baggage.

Shot down again. I hope the parachute deployed.

I wasn't shot down, old man. I was cockblocked by baby's mama drama.

I'll fuck her yet. I don't know the meaning of quit!

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When life hands you gay, make gatorade...

Well atleast you got your friday night free....do you have any guy friends that you can go to a bar with anyway and get some liquid courage in ya and talk to some women?

**** no.

There are a lot of things you don't know the meaning of. Nooky for one. Hahahahahahaha

Why do you act so concerned for my well-being whenever everyone else is, and then dog me when everyone else does? Independent thought. Try it.

Just rent a movie. Your chances of getting laid are very slim. If you want to meet someone, stop being a pussy and get out in to the world and meet someone. Do it like 90% of the rest of the people do it. Get off your computer, out of the basement and put yourself out there.

i'll be nice, dont want morphius to throw a coniption fit.

I must admit that this thread is quite entertaining....but i still wonder....

Why is all this information being shared with the entire Planet????

FYP

claythan is an attention whore

He certainly is.

Claythan I don't know you but after reading most of this thread I thinks it time to either cross the border and pick up a latino who badly wants to live in this country or get a mail order bride. I see no point in continuing down this road

but not an actual whore

Probably cause he has no friends?

or maybe he should move to wichita

yeah that sounds like a great idea

Grow a backbone.

Out of his league i am sure... http://www.mailorderbrides.com/

Claythan and the Real Girl
http://www.collider.com/uploads/imag...r_onesheet.jpg

I'd be finding out when she's available next. Just make sure you bag it.

LOL

me?

alright.


You make threads on a public forum concerning your day to day mundane life that no one really cares about.

RR... I like you. I really do. But luv has had a major hand in some MAJOR, MAJOR threads on the planet.

This one, had 3,400+ posts in it. I realize a lot of that has been driven by Claythan's wish to get laid, but this thread had wings from the beginning, and I ain't talking your momma's over-sized, heavy flow wings.

meat peeker.

What you need to do is get on the internet.

Do a search for "Speed dating" and things like that for this weekend in the greater Houston Metro area.

then Go.

Try not to be a douchbag and don't tell any of them about star wars or magic cards.



you and luv need to stop fighting it and just fall in love already. Its destiny. You'll be the source of many entertaining threads.

Just go on over to Sun Won's house and watch TV with her. Just fry on over there.

I think this thread is sad in a lot of ways.

Just sad.

need a hug?

This thread is entertainment....

You do realize that you guys are telling Claythan that he can't set his standards very high, and yet you're trying to hook me up with him. Everyone saying that can go **** themselves. I'm not that pathetic, regardless of what you think. Besides, you say stupid shit like that, and it give lemmings like redrum a free pass to follow suit.

Luv, i think you are well above him. That's my thoughts.

I'm not in on that dogpile.

Luv,

I'm not prodding him your direction because I think you're a loser. I've not prodded him your direction because you're some gas station glory hole server.

We've told him to set realistic expectations. He doesn't have them. He's not going to poke out Christy Brinkley's cornhole for a Golden Corral buffet.

You're always whining about not being able to find a man. You whine about not finding a good man. You whine about bad men. You whine about not being able to get enough pickle. Gochiefs is a cup of playdough thats never been molded.

Its destiny. Stop fighting the force. This is whats going to be right for both of you.

Luv is going to kill you.

when she's breaking gochief's arse cherry.....I'll bet he sings....Luv hurts.

doh..............:doh!:
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ROFL

I haven't whined about not getting pickle for a while now. Yes, I whine about bad men. That's due to recent experiences. I'm not looking for a **** buddy, nor am I looking to date someone who's jobless. I'm not looking for someone to mold. I tried that, and with not so great results. I fail to see how any of your reasoning makes sense. I also fail to see how on earth you can feel that it's destiny. Not just no, but hello no.

You did say he looked kind of hot now that hes lost some weight..

I don't remember saying hot, but he does look better. Even if I had, does saying someone's hot translate into "I wanna **** him"? I can like a piece of art, but that doesn't mean I want it in my home.

This thread is going to take off if GoChiefs actually does get laid.

Clayton may not be able to beat Slayer in beard growing, chick pulling, band marching, or elevator to the moon building but deep down inside somewhere is a real man. I know you can look past layers of faults to find the loving person that is probably there.

Plus he's younger and.... well, I'm sure there are other positives.

lol would you ****ers just stop

You don't have to have sex with him right off the bat. I don't think he would just be a **** buddy and there is no denying that the chemistry is there. Take it slow.

I'm pulling for you guys.

WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

We didn't say you had to have kids.