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Buck 10-01-2008 06:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5073081)
Didn't you **** her last week?
Yes.

Hammock Parties 10-01-2008 06:53 PM
How was she?

luv 10-01-2008 06:54 PM
PM's people. PM's.

Buck 10-01-2008 06:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5073184)
How was she?
Awesome. But I was really, really drunk.

Iowanian 10-01-2008 06:56 PM
Dipping the pen in company ink. Check.

"dating" girl you tried and posted on the internet
that you were going to have an orgy with. Check

Impending planet hilarity. Initiate countdown.

Hammock Parties 10-01-2008 08:51 PM
OMG OMG

I think I got a live one.

Quote:
you are hot boy! white female here 5'7", nice tits, tight pink pita,love hung men. can you send me some pictures of yourself? I will reply with mine. yes my name is Ryan. it's a family name

Coach 10-01-2008 08:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5073506)
OMG OMG

I think I got a live one.
Sounds like a tranny.....

Hammock Parties 10-01-2008 09:00 PM
LOL I doubt it's a tranny, I have known girls named Ryan. Anyway she looked female.

Hammock Parties 10-01-2008 09:16 PM
MALE OR FEMALE?

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/5091/ryan2wx7.jpg

Skip Towne 10-01-2008 09:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5073553)
I think her chin is blocking our view of "her" Adam's apple.

Hammock Parties 10-01-2008 09:23 PM
****.

StcChief 10-01-2008 09:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5073561)
I think her chin is blocking our view of "her" Adam's apple.
he could do worse.....

Iowanian 10-01-2008 09:25 PM
That chic can't hide her 5head with a pineapple on top of it.

She'd be an overachiever for you though.

If you breed her, the baby will have a head like a rural mailbox.

Sure-Oz 10-01-2008 09:25 PM
Are you serious about pursuing any of these sluts?

Hammock Parties 10-01-2008 09:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by StcChief (Post 5073567)
he could do worse.....
Yeah, I know.

Link NSFW

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/5003/ryan4zu0.jpg

boogblaster 10-01-2008 09:57 PM
Late nite dates don't count ..

ToxSocks 10-02-2008 09:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5073553)
Do it man. Dont even think about it just do it. It's like winning your first game. knock out the first one and more will come. Besides, you never know, she might be crazy in the sack.

Donger 10-02-2008 10:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5073572)
These girls are really sending naked pictures of themselves to people on the Internet?

Redrum_69 10-02-2008 10:24 AM
Claythan, losing your virginity to your right hand does not count...nor does switch hitting with the left.

Hammock Parties 10-02-2008 07:50 PM
Dum deedily do...I want to f*** youuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Quote:
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Clay: hey gorgeous
Clay: that cowboy hat pic is somethin' else
ANOTHER GIRL: giggles...
Clay: how's your hotel room?
ANOTHER GIRL: lol... cozy
Clay: what hotel you at? anything nice?
ANOTHER GIRL: studio 6
ANOTHER GIRL: its got a mini kitchen in it so i still get to cook
Clay: hurricane ike put you in the hotel?
ANOTHER GIRL: yes sir
ANOTHER GIRL: it took 3/4 of my roof off and all 3 bedroom ceilings caved in
Clay: awful
Clay: im in north houston so our power was just out for awhile
Clay: 5 days though
ANOTHER GIRL: ahh nice
ANOTHER GIRL: yea i'm se side
Clay: you got any more pics? you're darn cute
ANOTHER GIRL: yea i got a few
Clay: you don't look 29...
ANOTHER GIRL: well thank you
Clay: brb
ANOTHER GIRL: so how old are you? sorry but i was at work when i was checkin your thing out earlier
Clay: 26
ANOTHER GIRL: cool
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2...rhqjdtkoz9.jpg



http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/8...rhnspdnfd1.jpg

Bwana 10-02-2008 07:52 PM
Uh-oh, someone is feeling a little left out tonight.

Donger 10-02-2008 07:52 PM
This thread makes me want to scrub my soul with rubbing alcohol.

Spott 10-02-2008 07:52 PM
This thread needs to die.

luv 10-02-2008 07:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spott (Post 5076306)
This thread needs to die.
Send it to the HOC. I'll have two threads there, and hardly anyone will look at it anymore.

Buck 10-02-2008 08:01 PM
You better seal the deal Clayton.

Hammock Parties 10-02-2008 08:01 PM
This one wants it, too. I hope.

Quote:
Hey what's goin on, nice post. In town for the week. Here with some friends, but looking to get away fro a bit. Not sure if you're interested or not, actually not even sure I am yet, lol. But nice post so far, any other pics? Here ya go for mine.
LINK NSFW

http://img404.imageshack.us/my.php?image=me5is9.jpg

luv 10-02-2008 08:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5076368)
This one wants it, too. I hope.



LINK NSFW

http://img404.imageshack.us/my.php?image=me5is9.jpg
Is that impressive?

Hammock Parties 10-02-2008 08:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5076382)
Is that impressive?
Is she impressive? I want to bone her, yeah.

The other one is pretty damn cute. She told me where her hotel is. I THINK WE GOT A WINNER!

http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/7804/oneps4.jpg

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/9030/twolc9.jpg

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/4228/threelv7.jpg

luv 10-02-2008 08:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5076421)
Is she impressive? I want to bone her, yeah.

The other one is pretty damn cute. She told me where her hotel is. I THINK WE GOT A WINNER!


http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/4228/threelv7.jpg
Please tell me that was Halloween.

Hammock Parties 10-02-2008 08:11 PM
Yeah she said it was...lol...I told her she was a sexy pixie.

Hammock Parties 10-02-2008 08:14 PM
This bitch is just shoveling pics at me. She must be lonely and horny.

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/3549/brahn5.jpg

luv 10-02-2008 08:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5076472)
This bitch is just shoveling pics at me. She must be lonely and horny.

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/3549/brahn5.jpg
You're giving her positive feedback.

Fire Me Boy! 10-02-2008 08:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5076368)
This one wants it, too. I hope.



LINK NSFW

http://img404.imageshack.us/my.php?image=me5is9.jpg
I missed it. :cuss:

luv 10-02-2008 08:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 5076523)
I missed it. :cuss:
Just a naked chick with her ribs showing and small boobs. Clean shaven, if I remember right.

Buck 10-02-2008 08:24 PM
This chick wants your Junk, Wendler.

Don't be a pussy. Go out and get drunk with her, go back to her hotel room, and do the deed.

I BELIEVE

luv 10-02-2008 08:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 5076548)
This chick wants your Junk, Wendler.

Don't be a pussy. Go out and get drunk with her, go back to her hotel room, and do the deed.

I BELIEVE
At least it's legal for him to drink with this one.

Fire Me Boy! 10-02-2008 08:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5076540)
Just a naked chick with her ribs showing and small boobs. Clean shaven, if I remember right.
Dammit! Claythan - email me the pic, man!

Hammock Parties 10-02-2008 08:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 5076523)
I missed it. :cuss:
It lives.

http://i34.tinypic.com/xdgj20.jpg

Hammock Parties 10-02-2008 08:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 5076548)
Don't be a pussy. Go out and get drunk with her, go back to her hotel room, and do the deed.

I BELIEVE
http://affordablehousinginstitute.or...heus-small.jpg

Quote:
Trinity : Run, Neo! Run!

Neo looks as though he may be about to do just that, but suddenly he spins around and stares Agent Smith straight in the face, a focused look on his face.

Trinity : What is he doing?!

Morpheus half-smiles to himself.

Morpheus : He's beginning to believe...

Tribal Warfare 10-02-2008 08:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5076634)

GET'ER DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

boogblaster 10-02-2008 11:05 PM
Cum on Goat-boy stick the ole venior to da biotch ..

Fire Me Boy! 10-03-2008 05:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5076634)
And damn if I'm not at work now! :banghead:

ToxSocks 10-03-2008 09:08 AM
OMG, why have you not banged this chick yet? What is the hold up? I dont understand...

Fairplay 10-03-2008 10:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Jesus (Post 5077862)
OMG, why have you not banged this chick yet? What is the hold up? I dont understand...


Don't try and understand Claythan. He prefers his hand over pussy.

The Franchise 10-03-2008 10:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 5077494)
And damn if I'm not at work now! :banghead:
It doesn't matter....that link doesn't work either.

Buck 10-03-2008 12:23 PM
So, Claythan, its Friday.

This chick wants you.

Are you going to man up and take her out tonight or what?

I know that they are celebrating Octoberfest out here this weekend, theres got to be something going on in Houston.

Even if you don't seal the deal, go out with her and have fun, maybe there will be a second date.

Fire Me Boy! 10-03-2008 02:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5076634)
For some strange reason, I am absolutely obsessed over this thread and you finally getting laid.

TrebMaxx 10-03-2008 04:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 5078821)
For some strange reason, I am absolutely obsessed over this thread and you finally getting laid.
I think you will be able to enjoy it for years to come. A matter of fact it may be the never ending thread.

Phobia 10-03-2008 05:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TrebMaxx (Post 5079128)
I think you will be able to enjoy it for years to come. A matter of fact it may be the never ending thread.
Even if gochiefs does score, he's going to continue harvesting the crop from this premium attention garnering gimmick.

sedated 10-03-2008 05:11 PM
Yeah, I stopped looking at this thread weeks ago.

Hammock Parties 10-03-2008 06:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TrebMaxx (Post 5079128)
I think you will be able to enjoy it for years to come. A matter of fact it may be the never ending thread.
Even if I get laid, I'll still be looking to get laid more. Now if something turns into a "friends with benefits" thing, I probably wouldn't post details. But multiple sexual escapades would require chronicling.

As for ms. high cheekbones, I haven't talked to her today.

Hammock Parties 10-04-2008 09:39 PM
This bitch lives in Wyoming.

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3...roygjhtor0.jpg


Quote:
me: stacyyyyyyyyyyy! Down for anything if it's kinky? NICE!
Stacy:You know it baby. So that doesnt intimidate you? Me being kinky and you being a virgin? I dont think you could handle me. hmmm...
me:
me: That definitely intimidates me, but I never back down from a challenge. I wish you were Houston!
Stacy: did you check your e-mail?
me: sure did miss wyoming
Stacy: and what do you have to say
me: i sent you a reply
me: brb
Stacy: your funny
me: lack of sex has developed other areas of my brain
Stacy: im sure it has
Stacy: why arent you having sex? you look fine
Stacy: damn fine
me: i used to be fat
me: i only got fine this year
me: + used to be jehovah's witness
Stacy: well congrats. whats being jehovahs witness have to do with anything?
me: didn't date anyone until i was almost 20
me: ****ed up my game
me: im sexually repressed lol
Stacy: im sure it did. but at the same time some women like that.
Stacy: that sucks
me: hence my online search
me: and yes it does
me: you got any more pics?

88TG88 10-04-2008 09:40 PM
Don't tell chicks your a virgin.

Hammock Parties 10-04-2008 09:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 88TG88 (Post 5082198)
Don't tell chicks your a virgin.
It's really my best card at the moment.

blueballs 10-04-2008 10:14 PM
no I have a cock
or I have a snatch threads

88TG88 10-04-2008 10:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5082291)
It's really my best card at the moment.
I guess, but don't tell them it was because you were fat. Just keep playing the Jehovah angle.

luv 10-04-2008 10:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5082190)
That's quite a nose.

Hammock Parties 10-04-2008 10:23 PM
I'd slap my dick all over that nose.

Nightfyre 10-04-2008 10:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5082406)
That's quite a nose.
WOW SO JUHDJMENTAHL!

luv 10-04-2008 10:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightfyre (Post 5082487)
WOW SO JUHDJMENTAHL!
I didn't judge her. I made an observation.

Hammock Parties 10-05-2008 08:44 PM
My legend spreads. (you're welcome, Phil)

http://fatchatter.com/forum/index.php?topic=244.0

Simply Red 10-05-2008 08:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5082419)
I'd slap my dick all over that nose.
ROFL

The Bad Guy 10-05-2008 08:57 PM
What was the pic that was removed?

Hammock Parties 10-05-2008 08:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Bad Guy (Post 5086544)
What was the pic that was removed?
A nice looking girl in the nude.

The Bad Guy 10-05-2008 08:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5086547)
A nice looking girl in the nude.
No way. I know you wouldn't post that on here.

Hammock Parties 10-05-2008 09:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Bad Guy (Post 5086549)
No way. I know you wouldn't post that on here.
It was just a link.

The Bad Guy 10-05-2008 09:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5086552)
It was just a link.
Why aren't you driving to Wyoming to get some of that?

Hammock Parties 10-05-2008 09:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Bad Guy (Post 5086556)
Why aren't you driving to Wyoming to get some of that?
I'm not driving 1500 miles for pussy. Even I have my limits.

Buck 10-05-2008 09:15 PM
THIS IS AWESOME

Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan
me: + used to be jehovah's witness
Stacy: well congrats. whats being jehovahs witness have to do with anything?
me: didn't date anyone until i was almost 20
me: f***ed up my game

luv 10-05-2008 09:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 5086581)
THIS IS AWESOME
Whoa! Am I seeing things, or is a Dolts fan running for VP of CP?

Buck 10-05-2008 09:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5086591)
Whoa! Am I seeing things, or is a Dolts fan running for VP of CP?
IM A CHIEFS FAN.

I AM NOT A LIAR

Hammock Parties 10-06-2008 08:09 PM
I am attempting to set up a threesome with a gay man and a lipstick lesbian.

StcChief 10-06-2008 08:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5089708)
I am attempting to set up a threesome with a gay man and a lipstick lesbian.
the STD's will be awesome, you'll never forget to curse 'em.

Hammock Parties 10-06-2008 08:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by StcChief (Post 5089712)
the STD's will be awesome, you'll never forget to curse 'em.
I was very clear with the gay man. I told him I will not be ****ing him, nor will he be ****ing me.

StcChief 10-06-2008 08:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5089718)
I was very clear with the gay man. I told him I will not be ****ing him, nor will he be ****ing me.
well....enjoy head.

Hammock Parties 10-06-2008 09:08 PM
Back the train up. I think we got a live one. I hope it's a woman.

Quote:
address please.

mouth is in transit right now!

LOL

I am not just giving out my address on the internet. But I would love to meet you tomorrow afternoon for some drinks and then we can see where it goes?

quit being dumb!

no addres - OK - tell me where to meet u.

I am married and tonight is a rare open window.

We can't do this tomorrow?

hubby's around the office tomorrow...

Tonight just won't work for me...and I would rather come to you. If you get free again let me know and I'll deliver some cock.

k

:(

I'm sorry too...keep me on the back burner. You certainly are willing! LOL

You can come over tomorrow if you can swing it.

k

where & when?

There's a starbucks by my house. Let me get the address. In the mean time, you want to chat?

you have time to chat but u don't have time to **** my throat?

I would, but can't swing it tonight.

You got any more pics? I'm still having trouble believing you are a girl...you're quite aggressive.


http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/6...0820080hk8.jpg

luv 10-06-2008 09:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5089939)
Back the train up. I think we got a live one. I hope it's a woman.



http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/6...0820080hk8.jpg


[/B]
Don't. You're walking into a very bad situation.

Hammock Parties 10-06-2008 09:11 PM
LMAO...you think it's a dude? I think I agree with you. No harm in meeting whoever it is though in a public place.

triple 10-06-2008 09:12 PM
hold on. what happened to the thread starter. she needs a date and claythan needs a prospect. it's a match made in heaven

luv 10-06-2008 09:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by triple (Post 5089955)
hold on. what happened to the thread starter. she needs a date and claythan needs a prospect. it's a match made in heaven
Please don't.


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