No, I don't think it's a dude. I just think it's a bad situation.

Claythan's going to get raped and murdered

why not?

You'll notice this was a thread dated over a year ago, and it is titled "I have a date", not "I'm looking for a date".

did you guys ever go out?

LMAO

Whenever you want some entertainment, read it.

While I'm not dating now, I just recently got out of a very expensive relationship. I'm not interested in finding someone until I can get back to where I need to be.

The Dating Game ... Glad I'm too old for it ....

i mean you and claytan. he's a famous sportswriter. you spend a lot of money on guys apparently? it should be a whirlwind romance. he means well but just seems a little misguided. he needs a good woman to help him grow up.

not that way.

well that way too

No, we've never dated. And I no longer spend money on guys.

well do it then

Damnit

I need some Baby Powder

My asian mommy is back at it. Hold up.

meluvulongtime : hey
Clay: Yo
meluvulongtime: wat up
Clay: you recovered from the storm yet?
meluvulongtime: almost they finally covered my hole but havent repaired all the way still havent changle my carpet
meluvulongtime: hey
Clay: evenin
Clay: so when are we getting together for some good times?
meluvulongtime: i dont right now when but for sure eventually
Clay: cool, im anticipating it
Clay :how's your kid?
meluvulongtime : he is good he is asleep
Clay: what happened to his grandmother? is she coming back?
meluvulongtime: what do you mean
Clay: remember our initial meeting was put on hold because she showed up?
meluvulongtime: oh yea she is coming to visit halloween
Clay: she taking the kid?
meluvulongtime: no
meluvulongtime : the otha one is kinda outa da pix
Clay: the other one what?
meluvulongtime: gma
Clay: i see
Meluvulongtime: the baby daddy wants to make my life difficult
Clay: yeah? how so
meluvulongtime: well i have been doin all this by myself for six months cuz he has been in jail
meluvulongtime: once he gets out he thinks he knows it all
Clay: how old is he?
meluvulongtime: he thinks he calls the shots and the truth is i do
meluvulongtime: not him
meluvulongtime: because i dont wana get back together with him he wants to make it even harder on me
meluvulongtime: 24

LMAO

Triple Bag and pull out

Remember GoHungLo that asian has slit wrong way ...

While it's nice about your cute asian mommy, I'd be a bit concerned about the clown that was in jail, especially if he "believes" that you are porkin his "girlfriend" per-se'.

innuendo?

Boy, this thread is painful to read.

Hmmmm.

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/1...qsslvmrhe3.jpg

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/2...qsavtuqvg9.jpg

She can wrap her mouth over the opening of a beer bottle. Impressive.

We chattin'

and I don't mean to call it per-se, but it could be with-sack.

I'm bob sack-it, HELLO!

my gynecologist said that clitoris is GIGANTIC.

I sense...potential...

If you don't whip out your robe and wizard hat, I'm not reading all that.

Cliff Notes:

She's 35.
She's a 16-year old son.
She has a lot of tattoos.
She's a MILF.

Ah... A cougar.

Be very, very careful. :D

You seem overly eager. Pics? Got pics? Don't forget to send me those pics!

It doesn't metter how many pictures she sends you, she will look different in person.

35 is a cougar? Would that make you a trout? :p

I just want to see what she looks like. Those pictures were tiny.

That right there sold me.

careful he might kick your ass

I wouldn't **** her wth your dick.

Are you kidding? He'd pay extra for that.

What doth thou think of this fine cyber vixen? She addeth me to her yahoo list.

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/7...bqkyvu1ob3.jpg

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/8...zbxdklgbd5.jpg

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/2...zbuwdttwz9.jpg

How should I broacheth the subject of conversation with her?

What type of information has she given you about herself first of all? What she likes, and she like to do for fun ect...

Not bad. Not my taste, but not bad..

We just started chatting. I'm open to suggestions.

LOL she just threw her phone number at me

1st one is easy which songs does she like to sing along with when she's doing karaoke. Then segway yourself to what her fav music is then BS on that for a while, and remember watch for the compliment cues and shell them out too because they are like crack to women. With the music thing you can go one what her fav tunes are now, in the past, when she was a kid, and if she is a concert goer.

remember like many have said don't act too eager, act like your the shit(cocky-cool)and that confidence will exude in your conversation on the phone( don't act like an asshole)

Hmmmmmmmmm.

Dayum!

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/8...dcd4379ic2.jpg

Dude grab a phone and call her just from that transcript it seems like you are trying to hide something.

Do her, but if you start any kind of relationship with her, i'll think less of you.

**** buddies!

Amen! If you can pull it off

She's not looking for a **** buddy. Read her intro again.

She's posting pics of her ass on the net. This doesn't say long term.

No, judging by the transcript, it looks like a programmed bot, with some malfunction problem.

I mean, typing two messages in a row, nice.

That's what i was thinking, wtf say's "lets chat live!"

She's giving guys what she thinks they want. I'm telling you, she'll be clingy, and not in the way you want her to be.

No clingy on the dingy?

It's a man. Get 'em GoChiefs!

No shit, i don't see how a geek like him can't pick up on that...

She explained that:

Anyway, I'll call her tomorrow night.

Define clingy?

You'll never get your dick wet with this kind of attitude.

I put up a profile on a site like this just so I'd have amusing stories to tell in this thread...do you know who messages me?

http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/...g_36709149.jpg

What kind of attitude is that?

WTF is that?

"LOVE kareoke im the most down to earth person and fun REAL understanding person id like to meet someone eventually who we would play like puppies someone who could be silly but serious when need be who could hold a conversation and be spontanEous"

1. WTF? Play like puppies?
2. Holding a conversation? CHick can't even form a sentence.

If she's not a bot, she's giving a guy what he wants in order to hopefully get what she wants.

A chick who likes to go for the goth look?

Don't be surprised goth chicks like me for some reason.

That's because you look like a devil worshipping priest of satan.

This chick is a ****ing terminator that will take his virginity and kill him afterwards...

Something really fishy about this "chick"

Being a chicken shit. You're "chatting" or whateverthe**** and she asks you to call, why not call?

*67 it. Nothing bad is going to happen. If she's a pain in the ass, hang up. Problem solved. But you need to move beyond cyber and into real life.

I think that's taking it a bit far...

Ah, text messaging. Very annoying and irritating, IMHO, unless you got one of those phones with a king-sized ass buttons.

As for "clingy", it means "too dependent on the company or emotional support of other people".

Sounds like this should be a movie.

I have NEVER had a chick throw her phone number at me that fast.

At first I thought it was a phone scam...

Calling you all the time and asking you how to spell words.

****ing gay...who the hell really say's this shit "play like puppies":spock:

Or she's under age.

Enough about Claythan!

I want funny comments about the chick that messaged me!

I guess it's the chick that LJ couldn't **** up her world, so he thought of ****ing up her boyfriends world.

I wasn't 100 percent certain that was a chick.

12 year olds?

She's 31.

LOL...nah it's a chick, it is kinda strange if a chick has a goth look I guarantee she will be into me, it's a lock.

She says she's 31. I'd card her.

Well, if she means by playing her puppies, I suppose that would work. :shrug:



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