Kill her, and F her while she's warm

Holy crap; that violates even my very low threshold for what's appropriate.... :spock:

Maybe I'm just jealous I didn't think of it.... :hmmm:

Wow... that's... ugh... wow.


Paint fuck St. Louis on the walls. All of them. Write it on her forehead when she's sleeping. Start every conversation with it. Replace random pages in her books with pages that repeat it over and over and over. Write it on the mirrors. Send her letters. Send her emails. Answer the phone that way, especially if you know it's for her. Send her flowers with it written on the card. And oh yeah, burn all her Rams crap.

Just ask him who keeps owning the Govenor's Cup.

"Maybe I'm just jealous I didn't think of it...."


That sounds like the more likely of the two...
that "said" I apologize if that did offend anyone. Just testing the limits

If he/she is smart and take off the homer glasses, to see the Lambs for what they are....

A lucky (ankle tackle SB win),
not so good football team, riding off their two SB appearances. (out coached and punked by the Pats)

With a terrible coach, bad owner and organization.

They will soon fade back to their mediocre ways.

Maybe move back to LA so STL can get a real team.

This thread got interesting while I was at work. I will have to take some ideas under advisment and respectfully decline others. Heh.

"Don't hesitate, do what needs to be done!"

What kind of work are you doing?

I have served tables at Country Clubs for a long time. I had an in down here at a high dollar club. After checking it out (the place was immaculate) I just shuddered thinking about dealing with of those people again even though the money was good. I pulled a 180 and called a friend who got me a job at a place called WoodBrite. I work outside restoring and preserving wooden things like decks and fences. 40-45 hours a week and they pay me every Friday. It gets a bit tough sometimes but I like it. Perfect for a summer job. I have never really worked outside so it took some getting used to but I like it alot.

I think we need pics before we can advise you properly.

Don't forget the camera in her overhead light. Try here for some ideas.

(How can this have gone so long without this?)

How do you deal with the smell if you've never showered?

Funny stuff...

You went from being a "KCChiefsman, Jr." to being Phildo, Jr. :thumb:



:spock:

On second thought.... :shake:

jk, Phil
:p

Flirt with her. If that doesnt go well, you can always talk about the rams.