I trust Bergdahl on perimeter guard more than I trust the Chiefs.

I trust a fart not to be a shart more than the Chiefs.

A shower with Sandusky

Caitlyn Jenner's cameltoe

Alex Smith making it to the Hall of Fame. Alex in the gold jacket.

BarryKoolAids around your last box of Sudafed.

I don't trust anything, and that's because of the Chiefs

I trust Andy Reid following through on a diet more than the Chiefs.

I trust Obama to do what is good for America more than I trust the Chiefs ability to win.

I trust the table that Hootie went through is solid oak more than I trust the Chiefs to win.

I trust Clay to eat a bug if he loses a bet, more than I trust the Chiefs.

I would trust a group of 10 year olds to have an enjoyable first time swim in the ocean after viewing the movie JAWS the night before, more than I trust the Chiefs.

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I trust the old server on game day more than I trust the Chiefs.

I would trust the advice offered by the top 5 posters in the dating thread on how to make a woman climax more than I trust the Chiefs.