A fat chick isn't used to getting attention from guys she thinks are cute. If you're nice to them, they're putty in your hands. Even if you act like a jerk, they'll still respond and talk to you.

Trust me.

Well that was fun.

You're a complete asshole.

When you break down and pay for an anus penetration at a fleamarket, You'll deserve the seeping blisters that show up in a month.



I laughed once....but she didn't deserve that.

That was sad. Karma is going to kick Claythan's ass.

He will regain his weight and women will make fun of him.

But look at how long she talked to him after she clearly knew what he was getting at.

That's pretty bad.

Just remember, you usually end up getting what you give.

She was much nicer than I would have been.

Somebody's desperate for attention and self-affirmation, and I don't mean her.

I was really nice to another fat chick tonight. So it cancels out.

Not getting pussy is his Karma payback i think.

That's a really shitty payback. Trust me. I know.

From many nights of being a wingman, this is so true.

Retro-active payback? Like, the karma god KNEW I was gonna be a dick in advance?

Jesus, another fatty chasing me:

I've gotta ask - are you playing us like Midnight Vulture did? I'm really starting to question things now.

Wouldn't it be ironic if you were actually a stockbroker with a wife and three kids.

When was the last time anyone met GoChiefs in person, anyway? :hmmm:

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That's cruel, especially since you're still fat and ugly, live at home, don't have a real job, don't have friends and have major social and behavioral issues. You shouldn't be throwing other people's deficiencies in their face.

That was pretty classless. I expected more from you, especially considering you used to be 300 pounds yourself.

The planet should track down that girl, and send her links to old gochiefs threads and photos of him when he was the human garbage bag of gravy.

Look at all the white knights in this thread, standing up for someone's screen name. ROFL

Look at the douchebag, being an asshole on purpose to someone behind a screen name, who didn't do anything to deserve it.

When they catch you beating off at the Library to ewok porn, I hope they throw the book at you, a big book. I also hope about that time, you realize you've used gorilla glue for lube by accident.

I am rubber you are glue.

ROFL

Wow, this chick wants me to drive down and meet her. I am aroused. She was also short and into casual encounters. :evil:

Cool. I'll send her a link to this thread in a few minutes.

I hope the first girl that sees your peepee in an adult situation, laughs and heckels you relentlessly like the world champion state fair dunk tank jester.

Forgive me father, for I have IM'd.

Wow. That was low and really harsh... especially coming from you, who was overweight not too long ago. I'm disappointed!

Not cool dude.

On the other hand:

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/a...tegoodman2.jpg

Approves.

Have you not figured this out??

Him being fat was not his problem..

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You guys are hilarious...for all we know it was some 40-year old dude in his underwear.

I found through experience that people who have lost a lot of weight are the worst when it comes to interacting with others.

So you're an asshole?

most definitely...but I'm not at the level you've attained.

Are there laws against jerking people around over AIM that I should know about?

What the ****?

People that do that kind of shit have serious emotional issues.

If a chick is fat, she knows it. Hell, chicks that aren't fat do more than enough self-loathing to destroy their self-esteem. Why torture someone like that?

That's just sociopathic.

GoChiefs now I think that whoever it was that ratted you out deserves a freakin medal!

Simply Red FTW!

She was a MILI (mother I'd like to ignore)

"AIM" doesn't make it any better.

You were just being a mean spirited asshole. There's no call for that, no matter how you do it.

The fact that you ridiculed her for being overweight just makes it worse... because dude... you've been there.

That should give you some sense of compassion. You know, the old, "I've been there before".

No matter what you think, being a cruel, hateful dick on the intarwebs... counts. It's not funny. It's just the worst part of your real life personality...

Must seem safer to show it online, I guess...

It's definitely safer. You think I have the balls to do that in public?

I generally avoid fat, ugly, skin condition, or obvious mental defects as topics of ridicule.

I usually stick to stupid, hopeless, pathetic, etc. It looks you could ridicule them about that and be safe.

Well, it's not like he could ridicule her about any of those things... because all of those could still be applied to him.

But damnit... the boy's lost weight. He's got new confidence. He's feelin' his oats. Maybe he'll go out with friends. Socialize a bit. Maybe meet someone.

Nahhhh...

First order of business?

Go humiliate a fat chick.

Edit: And then post it online for laughs.

It was hardly "first order of business", Miz. She just happened to message me, I was getting bombarded with fat chicks, so I decided to **** around with one of them. It's no big deal. People do it all the time. It doesn't make them assholes, it just makes them online dumbasses. In fact, the posting it online part was predetermined. Do you think I would keep such entertainment to myself? Helllllllll no.

LMAO. Good rationale.

Hey, we're all just piles of carbon and shit. Don't take everything so ****ing seriously.

wat?

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4953/stripper.jpg

:deevee:Fatlock:dom::Poke::Poke::hump::hump::hump:grob

....and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS...

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/6214/slut.jpg

Demonstrate your worth, brah.

Fatlock

I've never had to put a poster on ignore in the time I've been on this site, but you are really annoying.

I take very little seriously but I do have respect for fellow humans. I think Mecca is probably at least twice the human you are. Plus he knows his football. Nick Athan should call him.

Question. A guy gives me his number and tells me to text him later. Later that evening? Two days later? Never?

Depends on how the rest of the conversation went.

He IM'd me while I was at work. Pretty short conversation. Maybe 20 minutes with me working inbetween answering.

Tonight should be good.

As long as he wasn't trying to just avoid talking to you by telling you that.

I'll wait until a little later. He was going to go shoot some pool. If he doesn't answer, he doesn't answer.

If he's a KU fan tonight wouldn't be a good time.

If he's a KU fan "never" would be a good time. :D

I don't know... I gave this girl my number... She waited an hour and a half.

Shut up Brandon.

LMAO

True dat.

It's been about three hours, I guess. That's also why I'm waiting. I hate these stupid dating games, but I guess I have to play.

How old is the guy?

30

:doh!:

You were supposed to text immediately asking if he wanted to catch dinner sometime...

Then show up 3 seconds later with Taco Bell Platters...

Geez...

Yeah its what 7:30 there? I would say 9:00 is too late. 8:30 is a good time.

That commercial scared me.

Was it the beans??

I've seen them made before...

They scare me too...

That b;onde is hot but she has crazy eyes.

I think i'd have crazy eyes too if I gave my number out to a lady, and were knee-deep in conversation with her mom 15 minutes later...

Agreed at the hotness statement though... I wouldn't have waited too long to dial her up either... Might have waited a day tho...

Oh it is ****in' ON!

Crossroads given...location pinpointed...distance extrapolated via google maps...13.2 miles to horny MILF....CODE RED HORNY BITCH! DEFCON SEX!

never.

Take your negativity to hell, Fairplay. You suck.

Great. You're three minutes too late.