Like a pair of ****ing chinese fingercuffs.

In fairness, she wasn't dead yet when this supposedly was filmed.

In all fairness, she could be playing dead, like a snuff film.

Yeah, I guess we don't know those details yet. If so, I wonder if the title of the film is "Some Like It Cold".

Pretty sure Carlin already made that joke, unless that's an urban legend.

Dammit! He's killing me tonight.

Well, she wasn't dead at the time. Cause, like, that would be gross. (Probably.)

As for your "respect" comment, I think we idolize the position of POTUS too much. We read history books and see famous portraits and hear bogus or wrongly-attributed quotes... In reality, they're all just guys. That's why I think so many people liked the idea of a guy who enjoyed a sloppy BJ from a chubby chick as well as McDonalds fries (Clinton).

I can't believe this for a few reasons:

1) who filmed it and for God's sake WHY? Why would any of them want that on film?

2) This means that the film would have been shot by someone else (unless they used a tripod...no pun intended) and then it had to be developed...so there would be a few more people in the know about this. Hard to believe nobody ever said anything about it.

Meh. I think it's BS. If it's not...then it's really sad.

I don't really want perfection in a President. If he's intelligent, worldly, compassionate and fueled by an extreme sense of civic duty, I really wouldn't care what happened in the Residence.

And if I was President, tag teaming would only be done with family. You can't trust your friends with stuff like that.

Time will tell if it is a fake.

The fact that people give a shit what people do in their private time just baffles me. Some guy would make the greatest POTUS (not necessarily talking about Kennedy here just in general) ever and people wouldn't want him because he had a tryst with some movie star or some other wierd sexual exploit.

I would much rather have a POTUS who banged a bunch of starlettes or had some weird trapeze threesome sex than one that ****s over the public.

Exactly! Someone gets it.

I don't care if it is Marilyn Monroe, a 3way with your brother is disgusting

Ask not what your c*** tree can do to you, ask what you can do to your c*** tree!

Teddy woulda made her airtight had he been invited.