ChiefsPlanet

ChiefsPlanet (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/index.php)
-   Nzoner's Game Room (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/forumdisplay.php?f=1)
-   -   Science Internet Debate: 100 Men vs. 1 Gorilla (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=358033)

smithandrew051 05-02-2025 07:23 PM

100 is light work.

Bonnie Blue took on 1,000 men.

Jewish Rabbi 05-02-2025 07:24 PM

Big Bill would beat the gorilla by himself

Deberg_1990 05-02-2025 07:52 PM

How about 100 LGBTQ vs 1 gorilla.

Do they have a shot?

Rain Man 05-02-2025 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 18053612)
How about 100 LGBTQ vs 1 gorilla.

Do they have a shot?

Does the T stand for tigers or tortoises?

Megatron96 05-02-2025 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kccrow (Post 18053528)
500 pounds? That's a huge gorilla. The average gorilla is probably closer to 350.

If we're doing that, do I get to use Brian Shaw, Tom Stoltman, Eddie Hall, etc, to fight him, or are we talking average 185 lb men?

There's an edge to both sides if you want to skew it.

Enough volume is going to overwhelm the gorilla, no matter how strong. I'd think enough humans pinning it down, you could get to vital areas and claw your way to bleeding it out.



Largest silverback on record was 860 lbs. St. Louis Zoo, named Phil, lol.

scho63 05-02-2025 08:26 PM

I picture the gorilla coming out to fight pushing through the thick underbrush to his theme song "Welcome to the Jungle".

SAGA45 05-02-2025 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by comochiefsfan (Post 18053074)
This has been going viral the past couple days.

Who would win in a fight: 100 unarmed men or 1 gorilla?

I personally think the sheer number of humans would overpower the gorilla and people are both 1. Underestimating how many people 100 is, and 2. Overestimating the strength and stamina of a gorilla.

Verdict: 100 men win fairly comfortably with the caveat that there will be some casualties.

What say you? 100 men or 1 gorilla?

I think we're underestimating the adverse psychological effects of the casualties on what's left of the hundred. Seeing somebody get their skull bashed in and face eaten off wouldn't instill much courage.

Easy 6 05-02-2025 09:16 PM

Every time ten guys converge on the gorilla, he's gonna beat them to death with an arm or leg from the first ten suckers who got too close

Go get another latte and stop dreaming you internet dipshits

dlphg9 05-02-2025 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 18053680)
Every time ten guys converge on the gorilla, he's gonna beat them to death with an arm or leg from the first ten suckers who got too close

Go get another latte and stop dreaming you internet dipshits

The gorilla would wear down really fast. He'd do a ton of damage, but they're almost entirely made from fast twitch muscles. They can pack a lot of power into a quick attack, but he's gonna wear down by the time it'd take him to kill 10-20 people.

The men would have to be really disciplined and they'd need the right strategy. The psychological toll would be huge too, but 100 men are going to wear it down pretty quick.

AlbertDan 05-03-2025 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SAGA45 (Post 18053672)
I think we're underestimating the adverse psychological effects of the casualties on what's left of the hundred. Seeing somebody get their skull bashed in and face eaten off wouldn't instill much courage.

Key point that people generally ignore.

Katipan 05-03-2025 09:45 AM

In that scenario you’re going to die either way.
Curling into a ball has never been my go-to option.

George Liquor 05-03-2025 10:09 AM

100 dudes could probably just dog pile a gorilla and choke it out.

10 on 1 is probably a more interesting scenario

Bowser 05-03-2025 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 18053888)
In that scenario you’re going to die either way.
Curling into a ball has never been my go-to option.

It's not surprising to learn you wouldn't curl into a ball facing 100 men at once.



If you're going to tee it up that high, it has to be swung at, lol

Bowser 05-03-2025 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 18053680)
Every time ten guys converge on the gorilla, he's gonna beat them to death with an arm or leg from the first ten suckers who got too close

Go get another latte and stop dreaming you internet dipshits

Image: Not Safe for Work
NSFW Image

Katipan 05-03-2025 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 18053903)
It's not surprising to learn you wouldn't curl into a ball facing 100 men at once.



If you're going to tee it up that high, it has to be swung at, lol

I don’t mind. We both know I could kick your ass too.


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 08:10 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.