Stafford runs better than he throws right now.

But he runs poorly.

Ohhhhhh, I get it.

Thank baby jeebus

Buffalo D is holding on against a noodle armed QB.

It's embarrassing how they are playing Stafford right now.

Jesus dude throw the ball or something.

These QBs are in mid-offseason form.

JFC

Missing their old ass LT Whitworth right now.

Huh, that gasping millennial in the latest ATT&T commercial with the yummy Milana was the major character the plot of last year's Curb was written around.

Swear I saw her pop up in a trailer for something just a couple weeks back, so maybe she's finally 'cashing in' on the raise in her profile.

Agreed. Von Douche has never not been insufferable.

Holy balls Stafford sucks. They might need to get him some time in the tent.

Wtf was that?

Buffalo should be careful. They might pop Staffords elbow back into place.

Got to throw that ball.

Kupp did a Demarcus Robinson there.

Demarcus Robinson took over Kupps body there.

That was pathetic lol

Kupp is trying to copy a former Chiefs WR.

Nice kick, bro.

Buffalo should be ahead by 14, but it's tied up. They're choking.

Both defenses look pretty stellar and fast

Bumbling ass first half. Both teams need their asses kicked for that shit show at half.

Thanks to Allen the Rams are tied up.

Hilarious half. 5 turnovers by my count. Bills seem to be the better team, but the score is tied...

Josh Allen took two vicious hits in the first half… he’s just asking for an injury with that continued style of play.

the bills refusing to run josh allen is interesting

ROFL

I am so here for the Demarcus Robinson jokes.

Greatest commercial of All Time. Pat and Trav eating HyVee chips and salsa.

ozzy is still alive?

Both teams should be banned from postseason play for that first half

Goddammit I am ready for real ****ing football. That football would the football of the greatest football team in all of the land: THE CHIEFS OF KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI!!

Yeah, he's a tough SOB, but he doesn't need too many of those hits.

Ozzy Osbourne?

That's the best they could do in L.A.?

**** you ex patriot harrison

Dungy looks like Yoda next to Maria

Moreso than the Queen

Who was that old woman singing??

Who knew?

Chiefs are going in dry on both of these teams

Don't worry, he won't be singing

To be honest, not impressed at all with this Bills offense after they looked unstoppable early on.

Saving it for playoffs would be the smart approach.

Yet the Queen died.

Kupp is simply great.
Both defenses are strong.
Kickers suck.

LOL

I can't remember a single insightful thing Dungy has said.

Like ever.

Not sure. It's hard to tell.

that halftime proves why broadcast halftimes SUCK

If I'm having trouble sleeping, I put on a video of Tony Dungy providing analysis. It's very peaceful.

I dont need to see hkodahs during a football game

His makeup did have a "I got this done at the mortuary" kind of vibe to it. Maybe he I honoring the Queen.

Hoda da ho

Why would you even bother scheduling a NASCAR race on opening weekend for the NFL?

The Queen?

Who cares? Let's remember the 11,000 American prisoners of war that the British left die on their prison ships instead.

I had to turn the commentary off I've never heard a player recieve so much felacio as Allen did in the first half. You'd think he'd have and MVP and a Superbowl under his belt.

Fixed

:thumb:

And members of the Beatles, rolling stones, and Elton John live

How about Bruce Smith?

The Queen didn't execute them when she had the chance.

Unless you’re Hester or Hall, don’t take the damn ball out of the endzone

Way to bring it out of the end zone

Man I wanted Basham over Bolton. Good thing Veach forgot to ask me.

oops

Boogie Basham.. I like that name..

That was just aweful.

If only there was a young, generational QB who did have those things and is on pace to shatter every passing record imaginable. Would just be so cool if that guy existed so lesser players didn’t have to be propped up. *coughs, scratches ball sack*

Some sloppy play out there

LOL WTF

He was a good player but never someone I enjoyed. And his pathetic career-end attempt to pass Reggie White was offputting.

Honestly, I didn't like any of those Super Bowl-losing Bills. Maybe Don Beebe was okay.

Accidental falls are a major health risk to elderly quarterbacks. He's lucky he didn't break a hip.

This is why you play on pre season.
Offense looks sorry. We will will blow out AZ.

Andre Reed was AWESOME!

From what I can understand in the Queen Elizabeth thread, she's using them to destroy the fabric of society.

It seems the Rams should have played some of their starters in preseason...they don't look like they know what the hell they are doing...

No one should be surprised. It’s the first game. Allen is pretty ****ing good. And CC is a ****ing douche…like, always a ****ing douche.

Hard to Belize!

She chose to die rather than watch this game. She chose well.

Collinsworth has said much, MUCH worse.

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The never ending brutality of this place is what gives it its charm LMAO

Steve Tasker grew up in the next county over. I'll Stan for that dude.