I would trust Andy Reid to hold my order of deep fried Oreos at the fair while I ride the Ferris wheel more than I trust him to call a good game on a consistent basis.

Dave Owen as a crosswalk guard.

A fart when i am fighting the flu

I trust Alex Gordon will get a base hit with runner(s) in scoring position and two outs more than I trust the Chiefs.

I trust Hitler with 100 Jews in a large shower room more than the Chiefs

Matt Cassel to put a hat on properly

blackbob to not return and pretend it's not him

I trust Lucy holding that football so I can run up and kick it....

I trust Milli Vanilli to sing their own songs more than I trust the Chiefs.

I trust knowmo to produce an unbiased bronco take more than the Chief shit show

I'd trust a wife with a new haircut, sparkle pocket jeans and a tinder account more than the Chiefs

2 short buses colliding...

I trust politicians to always tell the truth and do what's right for the American people and not be influenced by lobbyist than I do the Chiefs.

A wet dream.

I trust AA Chiefs fans around a 30 of Natty more than the Chiefs.