Clayton, I don't know how to say this, but I'm not good enough for you.

She knows he's a guaranteed ****. Of course, that's all he says he's looking for, too. However, I think that, if things do go down, he'll get attached, and she'll say see ya.

Pretty much dashed my hopes, too.

Yeah. Assuming he has an intact hymen and it's not an attention-whoring act on his part, he's going to be a little lost puppy.

Most guys are except for Claythan.

I have copies. I can walk you through it.

Mer walking luv through video games.

I might pay to see that.

How much? :hmmm:

NO STUPID LIGHTNING BOLTS BOUNCE!

There's 7 pennies on my desk and I think I can find some bellybutton lint if I look real hard.

he'd rather talk to her then post back CP about how this chick is hot and too good to be true and she asked him to go out and he ignores the shit

No no no no. That is the one thing I am NOT going to do. If she wants to hang out and roll 20's with me that's cool. If she wants to **** that's cool. But I am NOT going to start spending money on this girl or calling her at 1 am to whisper sweet nothings under ANY circumstances. INCLUDING blowjobs.

You don't call her at 1 am man you send her a text.

I didn't ignore her, jesus. I asked for her IM.

I told her I had to go work and THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING. I know, I know, most guys would drop everything and start sniffing the pussy trail but as everyone knows I'm not "most guys." That shit got bred right out of me.

Make a plan to go out with her soon before you get in the e-friend zone

This x200000000000000

She asks you out and you instead ask for her IM. ROFL

Technically she said "if you're up for talking OR grabbing coffee."

Clearly I am interested in talking.

He wonders why he can't get any from his desktop

Your first response should have been to set up a time to meet for coffee. Then you should've gotten her phone number and gave her a call.

Sorry, I'm a great big pussy.

But he has to get to know her via AIM!!!!!!111111111

A date is like a job interview. I'm preparing. I'm reeruned, too.

Clayton, I'm praying for you, in this time of temptation.

HOLD OUT FOR MARRIAGE!

What is this shit, reverse psychology? What happened to the glorious member float?

ROFL

THE FLOAT MARCHES ON, BRAH - into the meaty, stubbly, lubricated curtains of WIN.

STUBBLY! WHAT?!?!

It may smell funny, too. Heads up.

Team-killing is hilarious, it is really a lost art.

It's not a lost art in my world. I team kill all the time.

Oh. She has Asperger's.

I knew there was something.

No woman could meet your exacting standards. Why would any of them try?

Welp, as the thread says, I have a date.

Coffee?

We're going to shoot aliens.

Don't overdose.

She's a nerd, dude. It will be cool.

Nerds have a higher tolerance?

Dude, she knows the meaning of "team-killing ****tard." She's down with shooting aliens.

This one, thankfully, is not 40 pounds overweight compared to her photos...or so she assures me.

The old 'webcam shooting down' trick. You know there's trouble when you can't see anything below their chin.

See? That's more action than I've seen lately. Of course, I'm in transition. I will reveal the new me soon....I hope.

wow, nice work, dont **** it up

So what's the deal with Asperger's chicks anyway?

BTW, she's bisexual.

http://i42.tinypic.com/2yzd4zc.gif

You need to work on tappin' one before you even CONSIDER the possibility of tapping two at once.

I've been married for six years to a woman who honestly has a higher sex drive than, so I've had plenty of sex... and I'm pretty sure I couldn't handle two chicks at the same time.

No doubt. I'm just saying it's a sign she's rather "progressive."

None of them have vaginas.

PM me her pic (or email - you've got my email/facebook).

ROFL

Is this the one you PMd me about?

Who else is there? Fitness chick disappeared into the ether. I dunno WTF she's up to but next time I see her online I'm going to start talking about my cock and see what happens.

PICS NAOW.

Losing your virginity to a girl who can't express empathy doesn't sound like a great idea.

Actually it sounds awesome. As in, she goes ****ing nuts for cock and starts moaning like a wildebeest.

Sorry Clayton... she's cute. It had to be done. :D

http://tinyurl.com/okcupid-claythan

You don't have to be bi to be kinky. Trust me.

:clap:

I can't trust you. EVIDENCE IS REQUIRED.

The other interesting thing is that she doesn't actually have "dating" listed as an interest on her profile.

You've got this image of sex all worked up in your head. It won't be anything like you're imagining, but it will probably feel better.

I think I saw that girl on a stickam video with a Shih Tzu and peanut butter.

x2

Come on over.

You're married. You'll have to take Delano's word for it.

The wife says I can look but not touch... and as long as I come home to her at night.

So you want to watch us?

Pictures will be fine. After all, I'm in South Carolina.

There is a porno movie called 'I like to watch'.

Delano is in South Dakota somewhere, so it will take him a while to get here.

If anyone wants to see her profile, send me a PM (you need to be registered on OKC).

Don't. Just go out with her since you like her. Who cares what these bums think? They're not going.

I heard girls with Asperger's like it in the ass. Find out if it's true.

I had an experience today that would have made your little sticker peck out. I knocked on the customer's door and it opened to reveal a goddess in tight cutoffs. 19 or 20 years old with raven hair and a great body. Pretty face too. She was as tall as I am (5'10") only her legs are much longer than mine. This doesn't happen very often. I'm going back tomorrow.

Make sure you cum all over her ass and then say "there you go, baby, some mayo for your assburger".

Cue the pron music.

I would love to use that line.

I have now kissed two girls.

That's only notable if it was at the same time.

ALERT THE MEDIA