A. Flushing toilet.

I trust the drop of cold water rocketing up from a turd splashing into it more than I trust Andy Reid and the Chiefs to make me happy.

Hillary Clinton telling a war story reported by Brian Williams

Thats a winner

That would make a great photoshop.

I'd trust Jeffrey Dahmer to cater my child's birthday party, than the ****ing Chiefs.

I'd trust Rex Ryan and Bufkin to give foot massages at my sisters bachelorette party, before I trust the Chiefs!

I would trust a crocodile for a blowjob more than I trust the Chiefs.

A cold one.

I trust competing organizations with my business proposals and bidding strategies a month before due more than I trust the Chiefs.

Ben Roethlisberger in a bathroom stall

Mike Vick looking after my dog while I'm on vacation

Ray Lewis with a knife near downtown Atlanta

I trust Marshawn Lynch performing a high risk surgery on me before I trust the Chiefs.

"Bruh, I've been here like the whole time".

THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS