How about if you're called what you appear to be....a whiney fuckin douche bag...?.....May I suggest you wash the sand out of you're bergina before you culture a pearl....

Now I, of all people have other users giving ME the little red lights with verbally abusive messages with them that say hurtful things such as; **** off n00b, ****in n00b, etc. To be honest,...it hoits my feelings, receiving those red lights and being verbally assaulted. I have been lurking around the Chiefs Planet boards since the Stram/Dawsom/Lanier era and now that I finally found the strength and courage to post along the likes of you legends, I get jabbed by being called a n00b. I've been jabbed so hard by pricks! That's what she said. I shouldn't feel like a martian on a planet I have lurked around on for so long. I am officially crushed.

(insert imaginary picture of the gorilla from the book "Cocoa's Kittie" crying after his 1st pet kittie died since I can't post links or pictures until I get more swagger cred on here).

Am I the only one hearing the Twilight Zone theme when I read this?

:evil:

I have been hearing the same theme song, but it started for me in the 4th quarter of the last pre-season game against the Packers. Actually it started earlier, having to listen to those delusional Packers commentators before the game even started.

ricoswaff sucks balls

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Where the **** did all of these dipshit noobs come from?

We are approaching 2012. This must be the Biblical plague.

They are spreading like AIDs.

Well, let's see them.

Whining about negrep just makes you a pussy.

And breaking out the "I'm a TrueFan from 100 years ago" rap doesn't count for shit. As if, somehow, the fact that you're (supposedly) a longtime fan means you might not be a stupid asshole. They're not mutually exclusive.

I'm a Patriots fan. I've been a Chiefs fan from a long time back, since the Vrabel/Pioli era. And you know what? I got some negrep early on... but I didn't ****ing cry about it, and I posted coherent thoughts, and occasionally said enough shit that some people found funny.

So here's a suggestion: shut the **** up about negrep, tape up those ankles you just broke by jumping off the bandwagon, and show people you're not a douchebag. Just remember a few key rules: the Raiders suck, the Broncos suck, the Chargers suck, and Cassel sucks. Stick with that, you'll be greener and longer than the Jolly Green Giant's schlong when he wakes up in the morning.

Link?

:D

Don't ****ing ruin it for me, he's a n00b, he'll believe anything. :D

Awww man.... hated by Kurt Cobain. FML.

Speaking of Kurt Cobain, at Lollapalooza this year, Dave Grohl gave a little speech between songs about how he and Kurt came to watch the first year they had it. He said something along the lines of them being blown away by how awesome the festival was. That Foo Fighters show kicked (_l_)!

The only thing worse then a nOOb is a brown-nosing nOOb.

I 100% agree with this statement. You're really smart!