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Balto 05-05-2025 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 18055852)
They’re vegetarians and don’t kill for sport.
What you want is a chimpanzee.
Hmmm wonder what would happen if you put 100 men, 20 Chimps and 1 Silverback in a fight to the death.

Would the Chimp team up with the Silverback? Attack both humans and Silverback? Would the Gorilla attack the Chimp?

Katipan 05-05-2025 03:21 PM
I think we all hail our new chimpanzee overlords.

Balto 05-05-2025 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 18055896)
I think we all hail our new chimpanzee overlords.
When do we start bringing in Orangutans into this?

saphojunkie 05-05-2025 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 18053159)
100 men would win against 1 gorilla.

At an average of 225 lbs per man, thats 22,500 pounds of weight. That would crush the gorilla.

However by comparison, 1 seasonal thread beats 100 offseason threads.
how the **** are 100 men going to stand in the same place. The question is really 1 gorilla vs 5 or 6 men 20 times.

saphojunkie 05-05-2025 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 18053755)
The gorilla would wear down really fast. He'd do a ton of damage, but they're almost entirely made from fast twitch muscles. They can pack a lot of power into a quick attack, but he's gonna wear down by the time it'd take him to kill 10-20 people.

The men would have to be really disciplined and they'd need the right strategy. The psychological toll would be huge too, but 100 men are going to wear it down pretty quick.
good thing human beings are so adept at cooperation and discipline.

Rain Man 05-05-2025 04:43 PM
How about 1 man versus 1,000 angry wasps?

Megatron96 05-05-2025 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Balto (Post 18055857)
Hmmm wonder what would happen if you put 100 men, 20 Chimps and 1 Silverback in a fight to the death.

Would the Chimp team up with the Silverback? Attack both humans and Silverback? Would the Gorilla attack the Chimp?


chimps vs. silverbacks does happen in the wild. Not often, but it's been recorded. Chimps can't kill a silverback, but they can basically win through attrition of numbers. But any one chimp can easily take on 3-5 men and win.

Easy 6 05-05-2025 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 18055974)
How about 1 man versus 1,000 angry wasps?
Thats not even a fight, its a slaughter

PHOG 05-05-2025 05:14 PM
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srvy 05-05-2025 08:25 PM
All it would take is 1 man with a .416 rigby and the other 99 are sitting around the spit waiting on 1 Mountain Gorilla BBQ.

ROYC75 05-05-2025 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by saphojunkie (Post 18055938)
how the **** are 100 men going to stand in the same place. The question is really 1 gorilla vs 5 or 6 men 20 times.
This is why the Gorilla will win. After seeing the Gorilla whip ass, tear off, bite off the men's limbs, the physiological mind set will set in on the men seeing the Gorilla winning that the men will give up, sparing their own life or limbs!

Why Not? 05-05-2025 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by ghak99 (Post 18055655)
Just be sure to pick a few really tall and frail weaklings to throw at the gorilla first so there's a sharp femur or two laying around to stab it in the neck with.
This has actually got me leaning towards the men for sure. What you do is make it Squid Game like. You get 100 broke and desperate men with families. You tell them whomever makes it out alive, splits a huge pot. But you let them know if the Gorilla kills all of them, it gets their wives and kids next. That should take care of the motivation. The dudes who die, their families get their cut, I guess would be fair. Yes, a few men would fall but the others use those dudes bones as weapons. The dudes who are sacrificed are heroes and everyone else is happy. Charge $99 per TV set for pay per view. Profit.

Justman59 05-05-2025 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 18053092)
There’s gonna be a whole lotta quitting going on when that thing rips the first arm or head off
ROFL

Titty Meat 05-06-2025 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Why Not? (Post 18056254)
This has actually got me leaning towards the men for sure. What you do is make it Squid Game like. You get 100 broke and desperate men with families. You tell them whomever makes it out alive, splits a huge pot. But you let them know if the Gorilla kills all of them, it gets their wives and kids next. That should take care of the motivation. The dudes who die, their families get their cut, I guess would be fair. Yes, a few men would fall but the others use those dudes bones as weapons. The dudes who are sacrificed are heroes and everyone else is happy. Charge $99 per TV set for pay per view. Profit.
What’s good with that money you owe me? Today, 2moro? When **** lite? This run around getting old, you might need to get head tapped!

BWillie 05-06-2025 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Why Not? (Post 18056254)
This has actually got me leaning towards the men for sure. What you do is make it Squid Game like. You get 100 broke and desperate men with families. You tell them whomever makes it out alive, splits a huge pot. But you let them know if the Gorilla kills all of them, it gets their wives and kids next. That should take care of the motivation. The dudes who die, their families get their cut, I guess would be fair. Yes, a few men would fall but the others use those dudes bones as weapons. The dudes who are sacrificed are heroes and everyone else is happy. Charge $99 per TV set for pay per view. Profit.
Can we include the Paul Brothers and Alex Smiff as 3 of the 100 men?


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