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Where the hell is the Paradise Cafe?
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What's wrong with the state universities in California? |
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Don't worry Tits, show that guy a rose-garden and he'll only see the weeds.
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2. Pacific used to produce a ton of NFL guys especially linemen 12-15 years ago, San Jose does ok, overall the scholarship limits hurts mid-tier schools the most and those players in up at Oregon, Hawaii, Wash. and so on. SDSU is lost, I like Chuck Long but he needs to bring some juco guys now plus a new AD every 2 years doesn't help. USC and UCLA will always get their share. |
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I really haven't thought about Emporia for years, until the layoffs in the news recently. |
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Someday we'll do an Emporia thread, I have a million stories.
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...Just because we seem to bumping old threads for some unknown reason. :D
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What a gem this was.
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definately an all time top 10 thread.
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There apparently used to be a thread in the Hall used to nominate worthy threads, but Phobia stopped using it at some point in favor of PMing a mod. I don't mind checking in over there on occasion to see nominations, so I've started and stickied a new "nominations" thread. Maybe that'll help to get a fresh crop of worthy threads added more often.
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laptop thief make HOF?
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So - was this all a very lame attempt at a joke, or did karma come back and bite the idiot on the ass?
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Thanks! I scanned the whole damn thread and didn't see a resolution and was wondering if I missed it in another thread somewhere.
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Last night I got pulled over for going 100+ on my bike
Well, it finally happened. I usually speed on my bike almost everyday and it finally caught up to me. I got a ticket from this stupid pig.
I guess going 100+ without a helmet is againist the law or something LOL. I just cant help it though. Once you get on those things you want to soar like a bird its not even funny. |
Good for you. Hope it was a big ticket.
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I'd hate it if you got in a wreck driving stupid, like that. It'd be unfair.
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Wow. You'd have spent the night in jail where I'm from.
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I have a good friend whose ex brother-in-law just wrecked his bike. He was only going about 80, but hit some gravel going around a corner.
I could not even list all the injuries, but as you can imagine they were numerous and severe. No matter how tough you are, or how good of a rider you think you are, continue to drive at speeds like that, and you are going to seriously injure yourself or kill yourself, and possibly hurt, injure or kill other people too. |
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Yeah, it sure sounds like he's the dumbass in this situation.................. |
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And for the record, I am a damn good rider and have been in several competitions in the past too. I also have a clear record of ZERO crashes and ZERO injuries. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. |
One little bump at the wrong time at speeds like that, and you're street pizza.
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I know you're an excellent driver Rainman, but no one is invincible. |
Damn, Darwinism fails again...
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have a good short life. Try not to take anyone else with you when you buy it
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same thing happened to me last wednesday leaving the power and light district except I was hammered. cop let me go, it was awesome. cat wait for this wednesday.
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Maybe we should start a new section for future darwin award winners.
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stupid pig :rolleyes: Been around bikes most my life. When they scrape you off the pavement someone will care I guess.
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have a good short life. Try not to take anyone else with you when you buy it
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One day he'll wind up on the big spatula.
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Where were you riding? Country road or urban area? Zero crashes...good luck tempting fate there friend. No matter how good your riding skills may be, hitting a nail or other debris at 100+ mph and having a front tire blowout will ruin your day. |
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Destined for the hall of classics assuming you or the thread lives that long. |
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Well, I've done 130 in a car on the interstate before, so I guess it would be somewhat hypocritical of me to say anything other than don't make a habit of it.
That giant friggin fine and the suspended license you're looking forward to should help in that department. :D |
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I guess your forum name will be tested if you keep riding the way you do.
have your friends go with you and record your next outing and download it on uselessjunk.com they always like a good death scene |
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I have nothing to add.
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Yes, I do.
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IM guessing you have no wife and kids? No Mom and Dad anymore? No brothers or sisters?? Because why on earth would anyone who cared about you let you do something so stupid and selfish? |
I can't ride the guy too hard because if I owned a bike I'd be in the same situation over and over and over again. Fortunately I know my limitations. If I rode, I'd ride balls to the wall.
Honestly, dude needs to get another hobby - skydiving is 1000x more safe. Skydiving with a canopy wrapped by intoxicated frat-boys is in roughly the same risk category as driving a bike 100+ with any regularity. |
I dont want to start too much crap on here. We are all Chief fans but damn I cant believe the haters.
Are you guys just jealous cause chicks dig guys with bikes? Or crouch rockets as you would call it. |
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End to your fun? How about putting an end to a threat to the public safety? Frankly, I'm more concerned about the temperature of my morning coffee than whether you live or die. However, a motorcycle endorsement isn't a license to endanger the lives of others. |
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Those that have dropped one. Those that will. Keep it up and keep acting bulletproof, it's your own death warrant big guy. I've never put the shiny side down on mine either, but I'm at least smart enough to recognized that nearly every ride I don't is by the grace of god. There are just way too many things you can't control on 2 wheels. In closing: You're a ****tard. |
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I have a brother and my parents both hate my bike and how I ride it. They dont know and will not know about me getting a ticket for going 100+. Dont want to worry them. |
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You call out police officers for actually doing their job and use the term pig several times to describe them for pulling you over. You put yourself and others around you in danger when you go 100+ mph. You are correct - we are all jealous of your (short) life style and are all haters. |
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There is nothing wrong w/ masturbation, I encourage it. It takes a real man to admit he `jacks.` |
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The very moment i read 'I'M A SEASONED PRO AT THIS'...is the very moment i knew you were going to die.
Hopefully you dont take anyone else with you. |
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ask the chick if she like the previous cool guy before he bought it. |
Threads like these are awesome. It never fails to amuse to see a guy go down in flames when he comes in here bragging about his "coolness" (if all of this is on the level).
There's a reason I never started a thread bragging about how I picked up two smokin' hot chicks in Vegas, and had the craziest, most satisfying sexual experience of my life, even if they did give me the clap. It's just not smart. |
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with the fine money you are going to spend you could have taken it to a closed race course
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The clap treatments were expensive, though. Didn't want to claim it with insurance and all... |
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