I can't decide to go with "Yes please" or "Will you marry me?"

Every guy I've been with (which isn't that many) have liked it different.

I'm actually talking both. I get a lot of looks now. I never got any before.

ROFL

Now clay, notice she says 'way less attractive' and not 'totally unattrative'. So you're still in, buddy. Don't give up.

I think I just had an acid reflux attack just now..

Am I the only one that's really disturbed that GoChiefs is sending pics of his dick to Chiefsplanet member(s)?

She was practically begging for it.

I've only sent it to two. :evil:

So utterly clueless.

Let me really freak you out.

He's hardly the first.

I want to know if it was a "show me yours if I show you mine" deal. And if so, why hasn't he posted the pics yet?

Because mine was bigger.

Wait, multiple CP members have sent pics of their junk? Like in PM's?

No. I don't really like looking at vaginas anyway.

What's wrong with you? I mean... in the very least you get that shit for posterity.

I agree with this. I used to be shy and reserve. It took me yrs but I got out of my shell. I learned to just be myself and respond to women and make them laugh. Most of them just want you to pay attention to them. Some are just bitches.

Yes. I don't actively stalk them, but you can't hardly ask me to look away...

I actually prefer looking at dicks. But only the really huge ones. I like a good freakshow.

Do you solicit these pictures?

Sounds like our darling little mer likes to look. I'm shocked.

ROFL

I just don't see them as all that aesthetically pleasing. I'd rather look at tits or ass, or god forbid a pretty face.

Pussies are for ****ing, not admiring.

If by solicit you mean slip roofies into their drink, dress them in lacey stockings and take pictures of their weiners while they are passed out on the kitchen floor.

Survey says incorrect.

They're beautiful.

One of the women I am seeing now does it like this... I don't complain...

This.

:spock:

:eek: Yikes...

ROFL Holy ****face!

So, you won't eat pussy?

Eating a pussy is ****ing it with your mouth.

It can be way more than that. If you're not involving your hands and fingers, you should be. I've HEARD that there are women out there that enjoy you tonguing their clit while stimulating the g-spot with the middle two fingers of one hand, those fingers inside and slanting upwards towards her pelvis in a sort of beckoning gesture.

One of? How many are you seeing?

Keep talking.

You mean mumbling and beckoning??

Precisely.

I do not believe that you can lick it and have it clamp down on your dick at the same time.

But it's impressive that you have goals.

If I could do that, I'd never leave the house.

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ROFL Only a woman can see the wrong in his statement.

I don't know, I have seen some fairly impressive skills in person and on video.. I think it is achievable from the women..

Thats how I do it!

Even the contortionists that can kiss their own ass do so because thats where their torsos end up. I don't believe they could stop halfway.

This is very intriguing.

I think it's a licking your own elbow thing.

I'm pretty flexible for a guy, but I think licking a vagina I'm penetrating is way out of my league, if not physically impossible.

see you bundle of stickss later

time to get blown

I've never actually bit the pillow.

Tell us that after you come back from the woods behind a gym.

So you will be back in about 10 minutes?

They werent doing it right then...:D

That's on a need to know basis, and you don't need to know. :p

I wasn't talking to you.

I'm pretty flexible for a bendy straw and I can't get anywhere near it.

Edit: Nevermind, I can kiss the top!

:drool: I suspect you'll be getting several more penis pictures.

Hopefully they'll be as big of a lie as my post.

I think you just told him.

God dammit.

At least you still have us.

Told you it was going to be a dude. Just tell yourself it's not gay if you closed your eyes.

OK, so I went to the gym, parked, waited....waited....got out of my car....waited...waited....8:30 rolls around, she's not ****ing there, I go in the gym and work out for 15 ****ing minutes, she's still not ****ing there, **** this, I'm leaving, what the ****, seriously, 21-year old girls are flaky as ****, jesus ****ing christ.

Was it a dude or a 14 year old girl?


One of these is going to end very badly for you.


They're almost as flaky as the creepy ****s that try to get blowjobs in the woods from people they don't know from the internet

Shut the **** up.

History repeats itself.. and none of us are surprised. Loser.

There was a great deal of truthiness in his post.

Look at the bright side, he could have given you herpes or something.

LMAO

This girl WILL be blowing me. No doubt in my mind.

But...****. Jesus Christ. Show the **** up when you say you're gonna.

No she isn't. Maybe you should try a real relationship instead of trying to get random blow jobs by gay guys

Yes she is. The bitch is real. One of her equally flaky girlfriends probably called or something.

Says the loser who continually cries wolf..

She is only real in your imagination.

I am trying to help you out here, go get a real girlfriend and get all the blow jobs you want.

Seriously Clay, they're pretty fun.

There's this whole discovery process.... Theres the private battle between sexes when you really don't yet know how far you will go together... There's the whole this girl's mouth may not have just been on some other cock in the past hour thing...

Sounds like you have alot of personal experience :)

That's not really how it works. :eek:

WHA????? Half the fun of random skeezy blowjobs is wondering what kind of diseases this chick is gonna give you...oh..and if she swallows. It's always a big guessing game til the moment cums..

I've had 1 or 2 relationships.

I am not married so it works for me :D

And by getting all the blow jobs you want I mean from the same person

On the plus side my balls are smooooooooooooooth.

To much information

If you want to go through the motions you'll be ****ing 1-176 again.

You've penetrated exactly 1 vag, you've got no life experience.

Learn now before it hurts you in real life.