My New Roommate is a Rams Fan! Argh!
 

What shall I do?

I am moving at the first of August it turns out my roomie is a Rams fan. Any suggestions or brainwashing techniques to rid the person I live with of this awful affliction?

Laugh in their face.

Take him to a Chiefs game....

works everytime!

It's a female. I was telling Zach there is nothing worse than a female football fan...generally they are football ignorant.

I couldn't imagine having Martz as a coach.

espically(sp) a female Rams fan!

My college roommate for 3 years was a die hard Raiders fan and we had polar opposite views on politics.

Yet, we had a great time together. Dont fret too much in the beginning. It might turn out great.

ya she will be probably be pretty stubborn in her ways... all i can say is good luck

wow you lucked out...you guys never home at the same time?

I never knew you did hard time SoCal. :)

Do what must be done. Show no mercy...


http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/st.../Palpatine.jpg

Is she hot?

Kique his/her ass Seebass!

Wouldn't a hot chick just find some schmoe to pay the extra rent instead of looking for a roommate?

She is a good looking chick.

Hooray!

Good. We'll expect pics. How did you end up with her?

Lie like a mofo at least until the Govenor's cup.

You need to re-evaluate you're screening process.

I bathe every day.

Take showers you freak.

enter zach

aka schmoe

Ah. Now I understand the Onion homosexual thread you started.

I thought maybe she lost a bet.

Yeah. The only computer in the world that can visit www.theonion.com is in my shower.

If you take showers you're a homosexual.

:hmmm:

I ain't buying it.

Heh. Touchy.

No.

If you get a BJ from a guy while showering, you're well on your way, however.

You have a computer in your shower?


That is odd indeed.

Don't introduce her to JennyGump. You might lose your roommate.

ROFL

I get all of my best thread ideas in the shower.

Well, since it's a decent looking chick, I'd probably let it ride. Although if it became annoying, I think I'd condescend to allowing her to service me once, but then withhold my magnificent member from her until she abrogated her disgusting lamb affiliation.

But since this is you, and not me, I'd probably say you should threaten to walk around the house naked until she becomes a chiefs fan. If that won't scare her straight, nothing will.

Kill him. You'll feel better.

That would not be very smart of the hot chick, then she has to put up with the schmoe.

Zach, you should just have fun with her any way you see fit! :p

Then I suggest letting her know in a variation of "rodeo". During sex grab on to her hair with one hand and yell "Faulk isn't good enough to hold Priest's jock!!!".

That's not fair to call Zack a schmoe. I see him as more of a schmuck. :p

...because the only good idea you ever have is "HEY! I should beat off!"

A female Rams fan? ... ewe!

Take pics of her and then post them here

Put Icy Hot in her panties..... :hmmm:

start working out Zach... get in shape and **** some of her friends... it will be a poon factory.

If that's your goal, Zach...you definitely don't want to put Icy Hot or Ben Gay in the crotch of her panties. That would pretty much nullify that possible scenario. :hmmm:

"Zach's Poon Factory" would be a great name for a porn film.

BigDaddy could direct it... :hmmm:

ROFL

Damn, lotsa funny shit being said tonight.

www.poonfactory.com ? its available. heh.

Can I be the grip?

you would be best suited for "fluffer".

That's pretty damn amazing actually....

That would only work if the talent was blind.

[edit] ...and deaf. Nobody can get wood listening to Star Wars talk. [/edit]

Having a female roommate would be sweet, no matter what football team she followed. Only if she's hot, though. If she becomes a nuisance, tell her to put out or put her out.

Awwee, so she is attractive. Well then, tell her to make like the Real World, and fuck you.

I'm simply going to shake my head :shake:, keep my opinions to myself, and write this off as the "typical male" thread.

You should put him out of his misery...

Leave it to me Zach. Being most of my friends at MU are from St. Louis, and are Rams fans, I know exactly what you do. You just make fun of Mike Martz and it will piss off ANY Rams fan because they all know that he's a huge piece of poop but they dont wanna admit it.

But prepare yourself for some "Well the Rams have been to 2 Super Bowls in the last 6 seasons and have won one of them, when's the last time the Chiefs won a Super Bowl?" You can easily counter that with something like "look at the head to head match-ups" or "You play in a division whos teams are equal to those of the NFL Europe League."

If you need to reach me for more Rams tips give me a call.

Smother her with a pillow while she sleeps.

Tell him you are an Adam Vinatieri fan

Kill her, and F her while she's warm

Holy crap; that violates even my very low threshold for what's appropriate.... :spock:

Maybe I'm just jealous I didn't think of it.... :hmmm:

Wow... that's... ugh... wow.


Paint fuck St. Louis on the walls. All of them. Write it on her forehead when she's sleeping. Start every conversation with it. Replace random pages in her books with pages that repeat it over and over and over. Write it on the mirrors. Send her letters. Send her emails. Answer the phone that way, especially if you know it's for her. Send her flowers with it written on the card. And oh yeah, burn all her Rams crap.

Just ask him who keeps owning the Govenor's Cup.

"Maybe I'm just jealous I didn't think of it...."


That sounds like the more likely of the two...
that "said" I apologize if that did offend anyone. Just testing the limits

If he/she is smart and take off the homer glasses, to see the Lambs for what they are....

A lucky (ankle tackle SB win),
not so good football team, riding off their two SB appearances. (out coached and punked by the Pats)

With a terrible coach, bad owner and organization.

They will soon fade back to their mediocre ways.

Maybe move back to LA so STL can get a real team.

This thread got interesting while I was at work. I will have to take some ideas under advisment and respectfully decline others. Heh.

"Don't hesitate, do what needs to be done!"

What kind of work are you doing?

I have served tables at Country Clubs for a long time. I had an in down here at a high dollar club. After checking it out (the place was immaculate) I just shuddered thinking about dealing with of those people again even though the money was good. I pulled a 180 and called a friend who got me a job at a place called WoodBrite. I work outside restoring and preserving wooden things like decks and fences. 40-45 hours a week and they pay me every Friday. It gets a bit tough sometimes but I like it. Perfect for a summer job. I have never really worked outside so it took some getting used to but I like it alot.

I think we need pics before we can advise you properly.

Don't forget the camera in her overhead light. Try here for some ideas.

(How can this have gone so long without this?)

How do you deal with the smell if you've never showered?

Funny stuff...

You went from being a "KCChiefsman, Jr." to being Phildo, Jr. :thumb:



:spock:

On second thought.... :shake:

jk, Phil
:p

Flirt with her. If that doesnt go well, you can always talk about the rams.

I always thought I was just Zach. That seems to get enough discriptors around here with out bringing other people comparisons into the mix. ROFL

I swear to God I had not read the thread when I posted this. A lot of us seem to be on the same page, lmao.

ROFL