What if you find your new bride has a lot of facial hairs and crossed eyes?
 

Mr. Ambassador had a shcoking revelation at his wedding night. I totally agree with the verdict. He got the divorce and the girl kept the $100000 in gold. If you buy things sight unseen, you should accept the risk.

Said that, why didn't the bride just shave off the hairs for the wedding?

Wait this happened to another Ambassador? What are the odds of that!

49 posts in 6 years, and this is one that you greenlight?

Friggin n00b stereotypes.

MIley Cyrus has herpes

What if you find out your new thread is a repost from a week ago?

ROFL

And you wonder why he's only posted 46 times?
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How could something like that happen....



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WTF is going on in here?

Really, number 8? Pink?

What a slut.

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Shave it and position it behind a mule. This isn't rocket science.

I went to rocket science camp in Tijuana.... I saw something like this there. It had nothing to do with the camp.

I'd do #12 , she looks hot !

ROFL

#9, I'd be worried about.

12 for sure....7 probably

#1 's starting to grow on me a little, I'll bet she could suck a goat dry !

Some of them are actually ninjas in disguise.

#6 has very alluring eyes. I choose her.

Now you know why muslims hate the world and want to blow it up.

Did you drink your bisque like it was grog?

I drank it like I was a mother****ing lord.

Bitches were calling me "m'lord" all night. I wanted to joust they ass.

And that torture chamber was kiiiiiiiiiinky.

Suh-weet!

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404, dude. Pic no worky. Like my wanky.

Really? I see it just fine.

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Yeeeeeeees I love technology.