Spinoff: What's the worst thing your In-Law(s) have done to you?
 

Too busy right now, I'll tell my story later.
Have at it.

Gave birth to their daughter.

Just a joke. I'm not married

LMAO I imagine there are several people here who will use this answer and mean it.

can't think of anything that bad w/my inlaws.

one time my father in law swiped the hat off my head and tossed it in the air. then he shot a hole through it w/a .22.

i never gave him any reason to do bad shit to me after that
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My M-n-Law (her father is deceased (before we met)).

At the time my wife and I were dating (shacking up), my wife was getting on me about how I need to warm up to her and give it a shot to try to be "in" with her.

So taking her advice, I email (we lived in Indiana her mother lived in Georgia)her something about how we should talk more or something of the sort. The next day, this heffa emails me this long email about how she doesn't care for me and I'm just using her daughter for a place to stay and how lazy I am, etc. Mind you, we were both coming out of college and I was living with my parents while looking for a job when her daughter told me to come there and look for a job.

Anyhow... needless to say... I kinda stayed away from mother after that. We're ok now but I'm still really stand offish with her because of some other shit she's done.

Not a damn thing.

My in-laws are ****ing saints. Seriously.

They've always treated me with the utmost respect, and I do the same in turn.

Good peeps.

this exactly.

They created my bitch ass good for nuthin wife.

not married yet. but so far dishonesty.

enough for me.:grr:

My in-laws treat me like a son and I'm very grateful but you should see the shit i get for Xmas, damn! I have to pull it all out from under the stairs when they visit.

My in-laws are Thai and live in Thailand. When we visit they make me get a spray tan, pull my eyelids back with scotch tape, and hide me in the back closet. I'm kidding, of course. I can't understand the Thai language very good, but I don't *think* they ever talk bad about me.

My sister-in-law - a real manipulator.

Not even going there.

I went on a diet and lost @80 pounds. I changed the way I eat and act to get there. Well, my mother-in-law wrote me a very nasty letter on how I was changing family traditions because I would or wouldn't eat someting. Keep in mind if I didn't want something...dessert, rolls ect. I just said no thank you, but i guess my mother-in-law saw this as some kind of insult.

My poor best friend....He got along great with his future MIL, until he proposed to his girlfriend. Then her mom stopped talking to both of them because someone told her that, "Mexicans beat their women."

He got the cold shoulder for years. He, just recently, told me that she's finally warming up to him again after being married for nine years.

My wife's grandparents were going to fly the whole family to Hawaii to celebrate their 50th anniversary. My inlaws, their children, talked them out of it; because of the impact to the inheritance I assume. I still tell them when I see them they owe my wife and I a trip to Hawaii.

Called me "The Spawn of Satan" and said that I'd be a horrible father and husband.

My in-laws are awesome, especially dad. He raised 4 kids with a very poor income and they all turned out well.
My mother in law is a card. She's a sweetheart but there was an "incident" on my 21st b-day...

Mom likes to drink a bit, all of us were down in the family room and the clock struck midnight. Next thing I know, I have moms bare DD tits right in my face.
I've yet to recover, perhaps I should make a prayer request thread.
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Holy shit.

"That's where baby Lumpy ate!"
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Did the striking clock trigger the release of the boobs, or was it just a random coincidence?

Why?

I got into an argument with my MiL years ago about religion, and she's a hardcore Catholic.

I empathize. I had to get doused with holy water by a Benedictine at our marriage b/c her mother is a devout Catholic.

We need a pic of the M-I-L at the time of the incident, before we can properly judge this. :D

Were they built for speed or comfort?

Burnt my steak.

Heh. Yeah, they didn't try that with me.

The in-laws did say that they wouldn't come to our wedding if we didn't get hitched in a Catholic church, though. The wife was livid and said, "Fine, don't come." I convinced her that we should just do it and have some fun with it. We picked out some great scripture for guests to recite. I forget where they came from, but it was stuff like, "My love is like a young stag, leaping over the hedges" and the like. My side of the family was all stifling laughter and her side was fuming. Good times.

My wife also told my in-laws that although we agreed to have the wedding in the church, we would not be baptizing our kids or agree to raise them Catholic. I still get an earful EVERY holiday over that, even though it wasn't my decision.

Because, I am "The Spawn of Satan!"

LMAO

So if you're the Spawn of Satan, we have to ask your wife... how are her in-laws to her? LMAO

"My father-in-law, he's a real pain in the ass. Has horns and a tail, burns souls for eternity... never remembers the kids' birthdays either..."

Hmm.... I fail to see how that's a bad thing. You didn't start sucking or anything, did you? :evil:

My In-Laws are fine towards me. I'll give my MiL this, she's a devout Catholic, but she doesn't impose it on her kids or us, aside from the dumb ****ing premarital counseling, replete with "personality" test, we had to take from some nun.

My MIL husband is my problem. He used to beat the hell out of her mom, Kicked all the kids out of the house. 2 of his 3 daughters were pregnant and he told the youngest one don't be hos like your sisters(she ended up pregnant anyway, My wife is the only one thats married)... I could on an on about this asshole. I virtually have no contact with him because of some other stuff hes done. MY MIL is a sweetheart tho.

A shovel and a hole in the woods can take care of that issue...

My folks love her to bits and vice versa. They can't understand why she puts up with me, and that's part of her charm.

My lover is like a gazelle or a young stag. Look! There he stands behind our wall, gazing through the windows, peering through the lattice.
Song of Solomon 2:9

Until the day breaks and the shadows flee, turn, my lover, and be like a gazelle or like a young stag on the rugged hills.
Song of Solomon 2:17

Come away, my lover, and be like a gazelle or like a young stag on the spice-laden mountains.
Song of Solomon 8:14

Pretty racy book. Especially when you consider that he probably wasn't actually referring to her "navel" at all.

Mine are, too. I wasn't too happy about getting married in a Catholic church, but I took one for the team that day. It was funny, when it came time for communion, everybody on the wife's side of the aisle got up. On my side, two people got up. Neither I nor any of my five groomsmen took communion. To say it was awkward would be an understatement. :D

Yes, we had to do the counseling. It was the first time my wife ever saw what she calls my "sales mode." It was great. The couple was effusive with their praise.

LMAO

My daughter is actually going to church (different ones each week) with my wife, because she asked to. The MiL was NOT happy when she found out that they're going to non-Catholic churches (although they did go to one a few weeks ago).

I memorized The Lord's Prayer just so that my wife would be freaked out. I asked her brother (bad Catholic) who was videotaping the ceremony to zoom in on my wife's face when that part came up. The look on her face was priceless.

LMAO

Yeah, it was the first one. We were trying not to laugh and my MiL was shooting me death looks.

LMAO

On which side mine or her's #1 or #2?
Either way it's too horrific for print.:shake:

I remember when we did the interview, the priest asked me my religion and I told him I was a Southern Baptist. He repeated the words "Southern Baptist" like it was something he'd just scraped off his shoe. Now, God and everybody here knows that I'm not religious at all, but that really pissed me off. It took pretty much all my self-control to just smile instead of repeating "Catholic" back to him in the same way and then kicking him in the face.

Mine are pretty cool except when we go to visit them we have to stay at their house (my mom's is too small) and for instance if we stay a week, we get to see my parents maybe 6 hours and spend the rest of the time with hers. Then they act like we spent equal time with both.

In laws just rolled by, back from Mexico and dropped off these:

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They are Japanese beer nuts with a Mexican spice, shit's like crack. I love my in laws.

My MiL is the bomb!!
Her nick name is "6 Pack" she likes beer
The rest of em' besides one or two I wouldn't give a coons azz for

To answer all of the questions...


Whilst my mil is a wonderful woman, she's like a 5 foot tall aunt Bea type.
She was quite the box 45 years ago, but not my cup of tea at this time.

And yes Donger, the spontaneous bewbage was planned for my b-day, I guess.
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Heh.

Ditto.

Did your wife know about it in advance?

Showed up at my doorstep the day after my wife died to collect things that meant alot to them...........

Negative
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Ain't that some shit...
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I have zero complaints, they're great people.

Well, in retrospect, I guess everyone grieves at different paces. I just wasn't ready to relinquish 'things' so quickly.....My bad I guess...

They died at a far too young of an age.

As others have said, I have/had zero complaints about my in-laws.

Nothing wrong with that.

ROFL

I believe I hid the liquor from my mom after that incident.

The first time I met my MIL.....she took my wife and I to a condom store.

My wife's Dad can be an ass at times.....but nothing really bad that he's said or done.

I tell my daughters that about all of their boyfriends. That's just good parenting.

Do they consider your kids "Spawn of the Spawn of Satan"? :shrug:

We had to do the counseling and personality tests, too, though it wasn't in a Catholic church. The counselor told my wife and I that based on the personality tests, we shouldn't get married. :spock: Well, 21 years later and counting, he's been wrong so far.

The funniest thing to me was the fact that a year after our counseling session, the counselor left his wife and ran off with the church secretary. :)

WOW! Where do I start? My MIL is a PETA, Vegetarian nut and my FIL is a WWII Vet that always talks about how his generation was the greatest and everyone else sucks. For 27 years my Wife and I have had to go visit them once or twice and year. It seems that our visit would always end up with my Wife and my MIL getting into some kind of fight over something stupid.

What I really hated about them is thier hoarding. They have not thrown away anything in 45 years and crap is everywhere. It's not a dirty house but it is a big pile of crap. If you want to sit down on a chair or a sofa you have to move something but it is hard to do because there is so much crap piled everywhere. Last month they finally moved to a retirement home (that is another long story that was a total nightmare) and now my Wife and I are the ones that have to get rid of all of thier crap so that we can sell thier house.

Check out thier garage.

Took my wife's wedding ring off of her body at the funeral. I wasn't sure about the etiquette of that move.

Jesus.
****ing.
Christ.

Did they give it back to you?

I'm pretty sure these two end the thread :shake:

No. To be fair, I guess my plan was just to bury it with her, and at the time I didn't care enough to ask about it. Still, it bugs me a lot when I think about it.

I get along fine with my in-laws. The worst thing either of them ever did to me was when my wife's father and step-mother hosted our small wedding reception in their home they bought a bunch of alcohol and hired a bartender and then gave us the bill the next day even though we'd made it clear that we wanted to keep things simple and that we didn't plan on buying alcohol for the get-together. It turned out OK and in retrospect it was probably good to have provided alcohol (even though none of my family really drinks and my wife and I aren't big drinkers), but it really pissed my wife off when they did it. It's a really minor thing in the long run though.

On second thought, my wife's sister and live-in baby-daddy ended up in jail that night for a fight they had after they left the party so maybe alcohol wasn't such a great thing after all.

Do you know what they did with it? If my inlaws did that and kept it as some sort of keep-sake, I could probably get over it. If they hocked it...no way.

Are you kidding me???? I would have raised all hell. That isnt theirs to take. I'd get that back. Thats incredible!!!

wow, seems like of any of her possessions, you would have the first right to do what you wish with that one.

My father in law is an ex newspaper guy and is about as cynical as they come. The first time I met him when the wife and I started dating in college he was nice enough until he had a few vodka's and then started dropping f bombs left and right. He's 80 now and we still have to give the kid's a warning when grandpa is about to go off because he can still work it into any sentence.

Have cut my pay over $30,000.00 a year. May I suggest never work for your in-laws.

I think they kept it. They had tons of money, so I doubt they sold it. Also, they're gypsies, so who knows what the deal is.

i take it you haven't kept up w/them too much since?

that just boggles my mind.
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The kids hear them once in a while. They live in NYC and had 10 kids and about 100 grandkids. I only met them a few times and they are a real clannish bunch of people. I was just that dolt outsider she married.

really?
The problem with your in-laws is that they say ****? What the **** is your problem?
Get the **** over it already.
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I don't think that the MiL has ever extrapolated it that far.

That's just creepy.

DING DING DING!... That's my In-Laws to a T. You must be married to my wifes sister or one of their aunts or something.

Grandparents are the hoarders though (They blame it on Hurricane Andrew). Their spot is exactly like that.
They get mad because I don't sit in the same room as everyone and go out on the porch (in Miami). "There's no where to fuggin SIT!" So I go on the porch where there's no clutter and I get to enjoy the palm trees or whatever. Plus I love to people watch.

It's actually my favorite part of the house.

Jesus. That's one of the worst things I've ever heard. :shake:

I could see taking a ring of their daughters finger if it was like a connection between parents and kids, but taking something that was between Brock and his wife, is at best strange, and at worst, well I will let Frazod think of something descriptive

Words fail even me on that one. Graverobbing your own dead child? I've got nothing. ****.