The New Name for Sabby Piscatelli
 

In light of his overall suckness I think he should be give a new name for the Planeteers to use for the remainder of his time on this team (which hopefully won't be long).

I'll start.......Sorry BitchAlready

Update: I'm going to take the advice of ol leftnut and keep the names that people seem to like in the OP. I'll try to keep it going throughout his time here I'm sure we can come up with some good ones because "THERE IS ALOT OF SUCK IN THIS ONE"


So Far:

The Shituation
Sally FistaYetti
Useless Mother****er
Crabby Pinchyourbelly
Saggy Pistachio
Shaggy Pitsaresmelly
William Bartee
Sabby Pieceofshitty
Pinky Tucadero
Scabby Puscatelli
Pisspoorcatelli
Saddy leavealready
Shitty Shitatelli
Big Giant Turd
Snookie's Cat
Fist Pump
Beastiality
Sadly PlaysforBerry
Stevie Piscatelli
Crappy Pisspoortackling
Pansy Sisicatelli
Munson
yourmom'sawhore-atelli
Slappy "Scorch."
Guido
Italian Mike Brown.
Sorry Pissed His Belly
Sabby Piss
Burned in Coverage
"Slappy" Pissytelly
"Waived"
Shabby Coveraggi
Worst In The League
Beaten on the Play
"teh Suck"
Sloppy "Slower than a woman with a baby in her belly"
Soggy Pastaroni.

His name sound like he should have had a minor role in Grease 2.

I already have one for him. But I'd Probably get banned.

Hint: Starts with an F and ends in a Y and has agg in between.

I still can't believe this dude made the team.

LMAO

He is an absolute disaster. Good thing we didn't sign NE's safety.

Hmmmm....how about "Useless Mother****er"?

It fits a guy that's just as slow as McGraw yet somehow far far less intelligent.

He's one of the worst players I've ever seen. He was horrible last season as well and in the pre-season.

How the hell did this guy even make an NFL roster?

Pollard thinks he's weak in coverage.

Is that the guy on a Bills crossing pattern TD instead of hitting the receiver he 'jumped' over to avoid contact?

I think Lewis is a nice player for a 5th round pick.

But Brandon Merriwether was/is one of the better safeties in the league. He'd have been a fantastic pickup. He would also have allowed Berry to slide over to FS, where he could better utilize his athleticism and skills as a ball-hawk (though we don't really run conventional FS/SS pairings anyway - ours are kinda interchangeable).

But hey, just remember that Scott Pioli is smarter than anyone else in the room and don't need no stinkin' players to win.

Absolute useless trash. I'd rather have DaJuan Morgan playing back there. ****, i'd rather have Quinten Lawrence playing Safety than that POS.

STILL can't believe he made the team.

Pisspoorcatelli

It ain't Sabby's fault. You knew what you were getting with him. Screw Scott for not pursuing someone better like Whitner.

Hmmm...this is a challenge:
Suggested Nickgames:

1) Guido
2) Sorry Pissed His Belly
3) "Burned in Coverage"
4) "Slappy" Pissytelly
5) "Waived"

Someone on here came up with Saggy Pistachio and I have adopted that name for him. Credit to whoever came up with that name.

LMAOLMAOLMAO

Saggy Pistachio is good. Let's go with that.

You can read up on him on his wiki entry:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabby_Piscitelli

He's been cut by the Bucs and Browns before coming here.

I think I like a combo option:

Slappy has to be a winner, doesn't it? But I also like the thought of likening him to a greenish, misshapen half-split nut.

So I am putting my weight behind Slappy Pistachio.

Oh, and Useless Mother****er. Don't forget Useless Mother****er.

LMAO

There is alot of funniness in this thread

I thought he was the one refered to as Jersey Shore

Former 2nd round pick. What happened?

Piscitelli received an invitation to attend the NFL Combine due to his outstanding performance in his last year at Oregon State. He had an excellent workout performance, posting the fastest pro-agility time of 2006 while also running the 40 yard dash in 4.44 seconds and recorded 19 repetitions at the 225 lb bench press test.

hes awful, the Bucs cut him when they had no safety depth he was that bad. Raheem Morris, a players coach, wanted no part of him because he sucks

Just call him William Bartee and be done with it.

That's what he reminded me of yesterday.

The Chiefs must believe in his "upside." The dreaded word that means you aren't good yet.

I used to call Bartee and Warfield "Crispy and Toasty."

Maybe we should call Slappy "Scorch."

What concerns me is that we all knew this even before yesterday. Why didn't they?

Scabby Puscatelli, obviously.

Holy hell what happened to him!!!!!!!!!! He looks slower than moses on Valium!

LMAO

Thanks to whoever started this thread for brightening my day. I've been flat out pissed since yesterday at 12:05, this at least helps me laugh about it.

lol, I first read that as "molasses on valium", which might be even more apropos...

Sucky Pisspoorcatelly.

gblowfish gets my vote with "Slappy Pissytelly"

I liked Sabby Pieceofshitty...can't remember who came up with it...maybe BossChief

Saddy leavealready.

big giant turd

Snookie's scat

more like Beastiality.

Fist Pump

This website says Slappy's nickname while he was at Tampa Bay was "The Goat."
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...-finds-a-home/

In the preseason, I got in the habit of calling him Carmine Ragusa, aka The Big Ragu

After seeing him play, I think Pinky Tuscadero is more fitting.

Guess we'll be in good shape if we have to face off against the Malachi brothers.

His name should represent the hate and great displeasure we feel for him. Giving him a random insult based on his name could do fine, but just by being in the moment, I can only think of one that describes the above.

"Stevie" Piscatelli

Again, **** you Stevie Johnson.

Sabby Piscatelli sounds like a Royals minor leaguer.

.............to be named later when we trade Eric Hosmer

Saggy Pussysmelly

I just call him Jon McGraw. It seems to fit all the same.

We could just call him "Beaten on the Play...."

Slappy Pisspoorcatelli is the name Buccaneers fans have for him.

How about "Worst In The League"

http://i52.tinypic.com/uq3p5.jpg

scabby piscoshitti

Snookerelli

This dude missed his calling in life. With a name like that, you're either gonna be a hell of a #2 for the mob, or a used car salesman in New Jersey. Take your pick.

guy should open up a meatball factory

Meatballs shaped like little footballs. He'd have a hard time keeping up with the business though.

Go all Jersey Shore on his nickname and just call him 'The Abortion'.

To hell with it - why lock a nickname on him?

Just call him something different every time. It could be like a drinking game.

I say rather than a 'nickname nomination thread' - this be turned into a 'nickname compilation thread'.

We can update the OP to include the master list of random things to call the pile of warmed over dogshit every time he gets beaten on a play. And remember - this will need to be a LOOOOOOONG list to avoid repeats as he is going to be beaten quite often.

Pissthebeddy is pretty damn good...

Flabby Shitstainbelly
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He would be fine if he hired Snooki as a consultant and they got a reality show. Half the country would watch no matter how stupid the show is and they could make alot of money and have lots of ugly children that we could make fun of.

I 2nd "Worst in the league"

But a Jersey Shore knockoff isn't a bad move either.

We have a little Situation in the secondary....

William BURNTee with an Italian twist.

Haynesworth and Carter making plays.

Whoa! Gutsy call.

If we go with the Jersey Shore theme, we could call him "The Shituation".

Otherwise, we could call him Sorry P.O.S.catelli.

And so it was coined.

****-Italians-atelli

Pissysmelly

Italian Mike Brown.

Sally FistaYeti...

yourmom'sawhore-atelli

Crabby Pinchyourbelly

yesterday I was just calling him "mother ****er"

At the stadium, the closed captioning thing cut off/misspelled part of his name, so it just said "Sabby Piss." I like that.

I would also like to submit Sabby Pissshit****fart.

I like that. I think you win good sir. That shall forever be his name. Rep.

Hopefully next time I see his name it's...Chiefs cut Sabby Piscatelli.

I'll call him, hey waiter!

I don't care what everyone else decides, The Shituation is what I'm using. LMAO

I like Shitty Shitatelli

Sabby Piscatelli makes me want to Slap a BitchAlready

The Atrocity from Italy
Who Plays Much Worse
Than a Planted Tree

Clark Hunt calls him ......

"AFFORDABLE".