Things fans can trust more than the Chiefs
 

Please friends, gather around the fire and listen to uncle Iowanian for a minute.

I would like to play a game called " things I trust more than the Chiefs winning"

I will start, the greatest contribution, the one that can bring me laughter and a hat tip to your creativity will get a handsome reward.


1. I trust a stranger on a cruise ship, suffering Norovirus, farting while sitting on my lap more than the Chiefs winning.

2. I trust that I will get removed for thread abuse more than the Chiefs winning.

Are you wearing white pants?

Because it matters and its after Labor Day

LMAO

I trust Gruden to suck off what ever QB we are playing against when he is announcing more then the chiefs winning.

I am switching to leggings to start a trend of comfort for men, rocking the moose knuckle as the new royals rally cap.


I trust Dave lane to take my kids to bible school more than I trust the Chiefs to win.

Obama.

I trust a milk jug Hal's full of yellow liquid laying along the interstate to be country time lemonade more than I trust the Chiefs

A leaky innertube on a 4 hour float trip.

I trust Ollie from Hoosiers to pull off a 360, ball between the legs, backboard braking slam dunk, more than I trust the Chiefs to win.

I trust a half eaten fish sandwich is a gas station bathroom more than Alex smith and the Chiefs.

I fully trust the Chiefs. I trust that they will do absolutely nothing to hold anyone accountable for the current mess they're in.

I trust Lorena Bobbit with a pare of scissors on a date and sleeping in her bed to not cut off my testicles.

I trust Clint Howard's hair care product recommendations, and dental hygiene tips more than I trust the Chiefs to win.

I trust Alex Smith less than a loose meat sandwich that had been sitting in a dumpster in Calcutta, for 8 days, in 106 degree summer heat underneath the carcasses of 3 goats, 7 chickens and a river of coagulated blood, in the the poor section of Calcutta not the part with eating utensils.

I trust a fart after eating Aramark hotdogs at the K more...

I trust protection-free sex during a gangbang in Botswana more than I trust the Chiefs.

Still safer than the same scenario in Raytown.

I would trust the condom billay has kept in his wallet since high school more than the Chiefs.

I trust Hillary Clintons server more that I trust the Chiefs to win a game.

Actually I trust Bill and Hillary to tell me the truth more the Andy to say we will get it fixed and get better.

I do trust the Chiefs more than any candidate the GOP has.

I trust Alex Smith to be the NFL MVP more than I trust the Chiefs to win.

You could trust your mother in law with your internet history more than you can trust the Chiefs.

Am email from a Nigerian prince, telling me that all I need to do is send him $1000 in moneygram and I will get $100K

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/201111/r855667_8143842.jpg

I trust Bill Cosby having my Mrs. Over for a night cap more than I trust the Chiefs.

I trust Jamaals blown out knee to only be an ankle twist than the Chiefs to win a game.

I trust the American voters to select the correct President more than I trust the Chiefys to win.

I trust a Bob Sutton defense to stop a third and long pass play before I will trust the Chiefs to win.

I trust the 1980s movie axe murderer to let me take a shower in peace after I have recently discovered my sorority sisters dead more than I trust the Chiefs.

The Pioli regime.

I trust myself around a bag of Hostess Powdered Donettes more than the Chiefs.

I trust Hootie with my Fanduel money more than I trust the Chiefs to win.

LMAO

I trust Cairo Santos to make a 66-yard field goal more than I trust the Chiefs to win a game.

I would trust Jerod Fogel with an 14 yr old girl in the dark watching pornography...than the Chiefs to win more than 3 games...

I trust an Indian with 00000000000 phone number who randomly calls my cell regarding seriously concerning messages received by Microsoft with my computer passwords....more than I trust Andy Reid and the Chiefs.

I trust my apathy to remain at a high level.

I would trust a Catholic priest with my son during a sleepover more than the Chiefs.

I trust Kaepernick to win a SB in SF more than I trust the Chiefs.

LMAO

I trust a nice safe stroll through an Isis training camp in the Iraqi desert wearing a Uncle Sam suit than a chiefs win.

I would trust Donald Trumps hair to not fly off in a stiff breeze than the Chiefs.

With the last penny to my name.
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I trust a BK Halloween Whopper won't make my poop bright Play Doh green than I do the Chiefs.

I trust Bernie Madoff with my life savings more than I trust the Chiefs.

I trust Deberg not to start a shitty thread more than I trust the Chiefs.

I trust Clay not to jerk off at the premiere of the new Star Wars movie more than I trust the Chiefs.

I trust Hootie on a date with my sister more than I trust the Chiefs.

I trust Daru to win the National Spelling Bee contest more than I trust the Chiefs.

I trust LoneWolf to admit his total and complete wrongness about the 2015 Chiefs more than I trust the Chiefs.

I was completely wrong about the talent level of this team and the coaching of this team. I was never a staunch supporter of Alex Smith. I just got tired of the constant Smith bashing in every damn thread.

I am officially gay for Goff. I will not root for this team to lose because that isn't in my nature, but I will not actively root for them to win. I will watch the games as I watch any other TV show. For pure entertainment.

Good boy.

without JC
What's gonna be entertaining?

adndy reid is dumb
bobn suttom is dumber

dumb and dumber coach football?

I trust a stripper with my credit card more than teh Chiefs

I trust KU football more than the Chiefs. OMG. What?

That would be one hell of a game.

I know that guy! He calls here, too!

I would trust Jim jones (the poster) to pick me out a female server at Hamburger Mary's to go home with more than I trust the Chiefs.

I trust fat Andy's kids not to touch my heroine more than I trust the Chiefs to win

I trust BEP to be a member of the electoral college more than I trust the Chiefs

I trust Bergdahl on perimeter guard more than I trust the Chiefs.

I trust a fart not to be a shart more than the Chiefs.

A shower with Sandusky

Caitlyn Jenner's cameltoe

Alex Smith making it to the Hall of Fame. Alex in the gold jacket.

BarryKoolAids around your last box of Sudafed.

I don't trust anything, and that's because of the Chiefs

I trust Andy Reid following through on a diet more than the Chiefs.

I trust Obama to do what is good for America more than I trust the Chiefs ability to win.

I trust the table that Hootie went through is solid oak more than I trust the Chiefs to win.

I trust Clay to eat a bug if he loses a bet, more than I trust the Chiefs.

I would trust a group of 10 year olds to have an enjoyable first time swim in the ocean after viewing the movie JAWS the night before, more than I trust the Chiefs.

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I trust the old server on game day more than I trust the Chiefs.

I would trust the advice offered by the top 5 posters in the dating thread on how to make a woman climax more than I trust the Chiefs.

A Porsche driving experience with Paul Walker.

I would trust hospice care administered by BadGirl, before I trust the Chiefs.

Jason Pierre-Paul teaching my kids how to light fireworks

Hydration advice from Korey Stringer.

I would trust a "redshirt" Star Trek character with a generic name to survive more than the Chiefs.