Distracted Driving Fail
 

Advice: Do Not Shave Your Privates While Driving

http://consumerist.com/2010/03/advic...e-driving.html

Much is said about distracted driving. Don't text, don't talk on the phone, don't eat soup. Apparently nobody bothered to tell one Florida woman not to shave her privates while driving. Clearly, this was our mistake.

Here we go:

Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.

"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it."

”The woman was recently convicted of a DUI while on a suspended license, so it's not like there weren't warning signs, but damn. Who knew we had to tell people not to do this?

ROFL I could see this happening in DFW too. These ****ers here do everything but drive in their cars.

What makes this a great story is the ex driving her to meet the current bf.

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Her ex-husband is steering while she is shaving...so she can can be ready for her boyfriend???

Very odd and very stupid.

There had to be crack involved. That's some crackhead shit right there.

The cops have her by the short and curlies.
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That's pretty much what I pictured in my head. He's hitting the pipe while trying to steer. She's got one leg stuck out the window of her yellow Pinto station wagon with wood paneling.

I wonder if the smoking gun has pics of the couple...:cuss: work internet filters.

Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.

"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit,"

So her ex-husband was taking the wheel, while she's shaving her bikini area so that SHE can go se her new current b/f????

Shit doesn't get too much more ****ed up than that, folks.

Yeah, CoMo, rocky broke the story down in post four. Thank you for the repost.
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I wonder if she had to have the razor extracted?

i think this is her...i'd keep my eyes on the road, myself.
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Are you sure that isn't the ex-husband?:D

could be...i got it off another site. said it was her though. and you know if you read it on the net, it's true.
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Well, it was fun to imagine before you posted THAT. :mad: