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pr_capone 03-09-2010 05:25 PM

I know I hate getting forwarded sappy stories with some moral or religious subtext...
 
... here is one you can send back. :)

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.

As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenage son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, and then put it down.. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

Mr. Flopnuts 03-09-2010 06:40 PM

LMAO That is awesome.

The Franchise 03-09-2010 06:42 PM

LMAO

Bane 03-09-2010 06:42 PM

ROFL

JD10367 03-09-2010 06:44 PM

I once complained that I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.

I said, "Hey, motherf**ker, you got no feet, you don't need them shoes," and I took them.

Rain Man 03-09-2010 07:04 PM

When I get a forwarded e-mail, I send back a warning about using microwaves with tattoos.

JD10367 03-09-2010 07:06 PM

This is as moral or religious I get.

http://olhometro.com/wp-content/uplo...s_a_kitten.jpg

Extra Point 03-09-2010 07:08 PM

NO, that WAS the same elephant. "Thanks, buddy, I felt much better afterward, put my trust in pale two-legged apes, then walked right into a damned trap!"


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