Calling all photoshop and image experts!
 

Any way that I could have someone come up with a simple "Kill the Keg Party" picture that I can use as an event photo on Facebook? It's for a restaurant (TGI Friday's), so it needs to look somewhat professional. Casino cash offered. TIA!

"Kill The Keg Party" as in drink it or "Kill The Keg Party" as in we don't do keggers?

Sure.

Got any hot lesbian friends, preferably 2 of them? Just send me a couple pictures of them doing things to each other and I'll get to work.

Killing kegs as in finishing them off. I think it's going to be free shots for every keg killed. I believe they're doing the same for every liquor bottle emptied. Just a way that a bartender friend of mine is trying to drum up some business mid-week (it's tomorrow night).

Nzoner should have tons of pics to offer up for this one.

It could be something simple like this. I just either need a Friday's logo or no logo. And maybe the date of March 21, 2012.

http://www.picklebarrelnightclub.com...ekegparty2.jpg

Sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

I'll do it. When do you need it by?

As soon as I can get it. It's tomorrow, and I'm just creating a FB event to invite friends.

Huh? It's just a facebook event invite. I guess I should leave off the logo.

No, I mean an establishment encouraging (what could be perceived as) binge drinking and then rewarding that drinking with more free alcohol. I'm no lawyer, but I would think that would leave the establishment with a tough case if someone wrecked on the way home.

It's to drum up business. It's pretty dead mid-week. In no way is it promoting any such thing. Just like any other bar, they know they're liabilities for drunk people in and leaving the bar.

no Fisty McTatt incorporated?

No thanks. I've already done one that should work.