Things fans can trust more than the Chiefs
 

Please friends, gather around the fire and listen to uncle Iowanian for a minute.

I would like to play a game called " things I trust more than the Chiefs winning"

I will start, the greatest contribution, the one that can bring me laughter and a hat tip to your creativity will get a handsome reward.


1. I trust a stranger on a cruise ship, suffering Norovirus, farting while sitting on my lap more than the Chiefs winning.

2. I trust that I will get removed for thread abuse more than the Chiefs winning.

Are you wearing white pants?

Because it matters and its after Labor Day

LMAO

I trust Gruden to suck off what ever QB we are playing against when he is announcing more then the chiefs winning.

I am switching to leggings to start a trend of comfort for men, rocking the moose knuckle as the new royals rally cap.


I trust Dave lane to take my kids to bible school more than I trust the Chiefs to win.

Obama.

I trust a milk jug Hal's full of yellow liquid laying along the interstate to be country time lemonade more than I trust the Chiefs

A leaky innertube on a 4 hour float trip.

I trust Ollie from Hoosiers to pull off a 360, ball between the legs, backboard braking slam dunk, more than I trust the Chiefs to win.

I trust a half eaten fish sandwich is a gas station bathroom more than Alex smith and the Chiefs.

I fully trust the Chiefs. I trust that they will do absolutely nothing to hold anyone accountable for the current mess they're in.

I trust Lorena Bobbit with a pare of scissors on a date and sleeping in her bed to not cut off my testicles.

I trust Clint Howard's hair care product recommendations, and dental hygiene tips more than I trust the Chiefs to win.

I trust Alex Smith less than a loose meat sandwich that had been sitting in a dumpster in Calcutta, for 8 days, in 106 degree summer heat underneath the carcasses of 3 goats, 7 chickens and a river of coagulated blood, in the the poor section of Calcutta not the part with eating utensils.